SpeedRacer 1 #51 April 14, 2006 Rosanne Barr joke: "We went to Izzit, Connecticut for our honeymoon & spent the night at the lovely Izzit Inn." Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #52 April 14, 2006 Quotedick is too small and you want to scream, "Are you in yet???!!!!" What would be the politcally correct thing to do in this instance? Bobbi Call 911. We've got the tool for this type of emergency.(see attached) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #53 April 14, 2006 the attachment? Or the avatar? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #55 April 14, 2006 QuoteSmall is a relative term...I mean the Queen Mary is a pretty big boat....but not when ya stick it the Grand Canyon! Enormous penis is also a relative term.. well except for Ron Jeremy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #56 April 14, 2006 Quote Enormous penis is also a relative term.. well except for Ron Jeremy Nah. His penis is tiny relative to his big fat gut. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #57 April 14, 2006 Pretend you're asleep? PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #58 April 14, 2006 Would you hold me that way when you are rescuing me from my burning house!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #59 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteSmall is a relative term...I mean the Queen Mary is a pretty big boat....but not when ya stick it the Grand Canyon! ROFLMAO! Do you mean this queen mary??? BTW it's the queen mary 2if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #60 April 14, 2006 Show off. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #61 April 14, 2006 QuoteWould you hold me that way when you are rescuing me from my burning house!! Bobbi *** Bet ya would get carried out upsidedown...one handed, like a 'sixpack'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #62 April 14, 2006 Don'tcha know is baby! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #63 April 14, 2006 QuoteShow off. Bobbi Thank youif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #64 April 14, 2006 QuoteDon'tcha know it baby! Bobbi *** They practice that! A quick Un~ 'ZIP' and a flick of the wrist...next thing ya know, you're 'Air Tight'!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #65 April 14, 2006 Tight being the key word...for this thread. Thank you... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #66 April 14, 2006 I take direction well: harder, faster, slower, etc. But if you say deeper, you better want philosophy. If one hole is too big, there are 2 others you can try. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #67 April 14, 2006 QuoteTight being the key word...for this thread. Thank you... Bobbi No, thank you . . . very muchI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #68 April 14, 2006 QuotePretend you're asleep? Hand him a strap on from the toy drawer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #69 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuotePretend you're asleep? Hand him a strap on from the toy drawer Shed. Fixed it. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #70 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotePretend you're asleep? Hand him a strap on from the toy drawer Shed Dungeon. Fixed it. Fixed it again . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #71 April 14, 2006 QuoteI take direction well: harder, faster, slower, etc. But if you say deeper, you better want philosophy. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites