yardhippie 0 #1 April 14, 2006 "poontang" is too big and you fall in and get stuck? Dont you just wanna scream for help?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #2 April 14, 2006 get a bigger dick??!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #3 April 14, 2006 Tell her to put the seat down. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDonMan 0 #4 April 14, 2006 Say hello to your new friends that you find down there and wait for rescue...... The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 April 14, 2006 I would think odds are much better that you would get stuck in a too-small poontang. Especially if she has a good grip. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 April 14, 2006 Tie a canoe paddle across yer ass... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDonMan 0 #7 April 14, 2006 nope fall in and the sides are to slippery to get out.. Wait for help The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 April 14, 2006 QuoteI would think odds are much better that you would get stuck in a too-small poontang. Especially if she has a good grip. wedged in you say? time to grap a prybar and a shoe horn baby! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #9 April 14, 2006 These threads are boring. If ya'll fail to excite me any longer today, I will have to resort to other means of pleasurePaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 April 14, 2006 QuoteThese threads are boring. If ya'll fail to excite me any longer today, I will have to resort to other means of pleasure you say that like it's a bad thing? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #11 April 14, 2006 We've discussed this. And I'm out of bengay. Any suggestions? Edited to add the smiley. I MUST have one in every post.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #12 April 14, 2006 Quote"poontang" is too big and you fall in and get stuck? Dont you just wanna scream for help? First of all you are using the word 'poontang' incorrectly. Poontang does not refer to a female body part, but rather a byproduct of that body part. But to answer your question, go for the pooper. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #13 April 14, 2006 QuoteWe've discussed this. And I'm out of bengay. Any suggestions? Edited to add the smiley. I MUST have one in every post. hmmm.. no bengay... boy, that REALLY limits yoru options Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #14 April 14, 2006 Quote"poontang" is too big and you fall in and get stuck? Dont you just wanna scream for help? sweetheart--somehow i can't believe this is a problem for most men. yourself included. but, should you venture down there and find yourself falling, PLF!! next time flip her over. perhaps another orifice (smaller one) would be more accommodating for those gents with penises better measured with the metric system. xo I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #15 April 14, 2006 I'm disappointed....so many places you could have gone. It was wide open for you. If only Roberto weren't so busy giving hey ridesPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #16 April 14, 2006 QuoteI would think odds are much better that you would get stuck in a too-small poontang. Especially if she has a good grip. How's your grip? I'm sure there's a tent joke in there somewhere!Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 April 14, 2006 all I know is I dont get complaints. She's all smiles and goose bumpy, so I gotta be doing something right! and if not, i gotta love her for lying to me for sooo long! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #18 April 14, 2006 QuoteI'm disappointed....so many places you could have gone. It was wide open for you. then what do you need the bengay for? just spit on it a little! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #19 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm disappointed....so many places you could have gone. It was wide open for you. then what do you need the bengay for? just spit on it a little! no no no no no spit, jackass! thats how you get UTIs. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #20 April 14, 2006 Hehehehehehe she called you Jackass.....hehehehee BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #21 April 14, 2006 QuoteHehehehehehe she called you Jackass.....hehehehee Bobbi at least shes honest. but dont confuse me with the real JACKASS. Vinny. hes got JACKASS POWER! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #22 April 14, 2006 Hehe you said poontang Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #23 April 14, 2006 vinny, eh? i loves me some jackasses! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #25 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'm disappointed....so many places you could have gone. It was wide open for you. then what do you need the bengay for? just spit on it a little! no no no no no spit, jackass! thats how you get UTIs. ???? First time I've heard that one.... and if so, wouldn't you be equally if not more at risk from cunnilingus?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
