What do you do when a chicks....

[NWFlyer 2]

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no no no no no spit, jackass! thats how you get UTIs.

???? First time I've heard that one.... and if so, wouldn't you be equally if not more at risk from cunnilingus?

[Thanatos340 1]

Replace their KY with Polygrip!!

[mnealtx 0]

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no no no no no spit, jackass! thats how you get UTIs.

???? First time I've heard that one.... and if so, wouldn't you be equally if not more at risk from cunnilingus?

Yeah, I always thought swallowing was how you got pregnant. Learn something new every day.

[owellynot 0]

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no no no no no spit, jackass! thats how you get UTIs.

???? First time I've heard that one.... and if so, wouldn't you be equally if not more at risk from cunnilingus?

Yeah, I always thought swallowing was how you got pregnant. Learn something new every day.

[turtlespeed 220]

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"poontang" is too big and you fall in and get stuck?
Dont you just wanna scream for help?

Get free -

Shove in a five pound ham and twist out the bone . . . good as new.
Prolly smells better too.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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