stitch 0 #1 April 12, 2006 In this thread we will focus on pick-up lines/methods. What are some of the best/worst you've heard? We of course are especially interested in those involving skydiving/base jumping. EXAMPLE OF A PICK-UP LINE ; Did you wash your pants in Windex? 'Cause I see myself in 'em."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #2 April 12, 2006 Been done before.. Repost police will be by shortly to issue your citation.. In the mean time.. My Favorite... You must have a Keg in your pants.. Cause I would LOVE to TAP dat Ass!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 April 12, 2006 Of course it has,thats why this thread has a hipper title."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 April 12, 2006 This requires just the right visual: "Is it hot in here or is it just (touch your index finger to your tongue, lightly touch her like you are checking the temp on a hot iron, and go "sssssssssssssssssssssssss")....you?!!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #5 April 12, 2006 QuoteBeen done before.. Repost police will be by shortly to issue your citation.. In the mean time.. My Favorite... You must have a Keg in your pants.. Cause I would LOVE to TAP dat Ass!!<<>> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 April 12, 2006 Quote<<>> See what I mean fellows?? Works Every time!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 April 12, 2006 This happened 15 minutes ago: I was approached in the gas station parking lot and asked, "Got any black in you?". Me: "Not that I know of". (And it kills me that I walked into this, b/c I KNOW this one!) Him: "Would you like some?" Damnit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #8 April 12, 2006 Oh gag! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmytacism 0 #9 April 12, 2006 Yes, I'm a total nerd: "Baby, can I be your derivative? Because I want to be tangent to your curves." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #10 April 12, 2006 QuoteOh gag! That Gag reflex can be overcome with proper practice. Just a helpful suggestion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #11 April 12, 2006 Ok..I deserve that one... slurp! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 April 12, 2006 QuoteOh gag! Bobbi Admit it--you want me, don't you? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 April 12, 2006 See...if you are using those types of "lines"....to pick women up...this may very well be the whole "problem"... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #14 April 12, 2006 Hi, My names Brett, I like to fuck. How do you like me so far? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 April 12, 2006 QuoteSee...if you are using those types of "lines"....to pick women up...this may very well be the whole "problem"... Bobbi Gee, and I though it was 'cuz I'm an old, ugly, desperate ass kisser with a bad attitude! Ok, I'll start using better lines, like: "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package." Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 April 12, 2006 QuoteSee...if you are using those types of "lines"....to pick women up...this may very well be the whole "problem"... Bobbi *** Okay.....how about~ "YO baBY....wanna go fo a ride in ma Z-28... buy ya sammich!!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #17 April 12, 2006 Wanna go to my tent and dirt dive a 100 point Nekkid two way?? Or you could invite your Cute Friend and we make it a head down 3 Way!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 April 12, 2006 When you learn how to type and talk...maybe. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #19 April 12, 2006 Ewww...not that line either....bad, very bad. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 April 12, 2006 QuoteWhen you learn how to type and talk...maybe. Bobbi *** You're SO judgemental! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #21 April 12, 2006 Carry business cards that say, "Smile if you want to have crazy wild sex with me." Give one to an gal and watch her intently. It's almost as much fun watching them try to hold a smile back. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #22 April 12, 2006 Not sure how you got judgmental out of that reply...but ok BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 April 12, 2006 QuoteEwww...not that line either....bad, very bad. Bobbi "The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 April 12, 2006 QuoteNot sure how you got judgmental out of that reply...but ok Bobbi *** Jest cuz I anit no gout speeker er tieper ya git all attituded wif me! What up wit DAT! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteEwww...not that line either....bad, very bad. Bobbi "The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word!" Walt *** "Let me brighten your day...can I polish yer butt?" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
