Rebecca 0 #201 April 12, 2006 Quote... so you won't say anything stupid. No amount of prior planning can prevent that I'm afraid. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,995 #202 April 12, 2006 >then get back to me on how much I follow the crowds. Dude, you don't follow HIM, so you must follow some other crowd. Get with the program, and stay in your damn pigeonhole before he has to taunt you a third time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #203 April 12, 2006 QuoteOnce again, this is the best thread of the day. Probably, but you might want to be careful with the early calls. Remember how Florida went in 2000. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #204 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuote And besides, "Yew sure gotta perty mouth!!!!" Walt *** Even though I read somewhere on the internet YOU'RE an old ugly guy TOO! Thank you....thank you very much... I'm not only old and ugly, but I am 49, single, and a desperate ass kisser (that's on the internet too!). All I can hope for is that some tall, old, ugly fat chick with a bad attitude will take pity on me. Tall, old, ugly, fat chicks--please give me a chance!!!! I'll even forgive poor lighting and I've lowered my standards so that A-cups are perfectly ok. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #205 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteOnce again, this is the best thread of the day. Probably, but you might want to be careful with the early calls. Remember how Florida went in 2000. Blues, Dave Perhaps so, but I got a gut feeling that for ME, this is it. sad isn't it? Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #206 April 12, 2006 Quote>then get back to me on how much I follow the crowds. Dude, you don't follow HIM, so you must follow some other crowd. Get with the program, and stay in your damn pigeonhole before he has to taunt you a third time. Right. But if I GOT it, I would be cool then? oh well.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #207 April 12, 2006 QuoteAll I can hope for is that some tall, old, ugly fat chick with a bad attitude will take pity on me. Quote So you've MET my wife? Be careful what you wish for! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #208 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteI am in a committed relationship, I wonder how your commited relationship is going to go over the next few years when your girlfriend gets older.. or god forbids puts on some weight like most women do...ESPECIALLY if she gets pregnant with YOUR child. I guess then you will just diss her and call her a psycho... and then probably a dyke because she wont put up with the crap anymore.. At some point MOST women see the guys who have the attitudes you have shown here over and over as abusive and dont put up with it anymore. ( at least the ones with ANY form of self esteem) You don't give up do you? This is coming from the person who sent me the following private messages and then blocked her private message for fear of how stupid I could make her feel with my responses. You can cry for her hopelessness, while I laugh. {Amazon trying to make me unsure about my relationship, which apparently eats her up.} Hell I hope she takes you for everything she can.. sounds like the typical kind of woman guys like you attract. {Oh apparently that didn't work, maybe she can try it from a different angle} Whats really sad is you have some poor girl bulshitted into actually believing all the crap that comes out of your pie hole. ------------------------------------ So tell me Jeanne, in this fantasy of yours, does she switch teams and go running to you. Or does your fantasy entail me getting all depressed, contemplating suicide and then deciding to run out to the North West and begging to go fishing with you in that wonderful 25' boat of yours? Not that it matters, I am just curious. If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #209 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhat are some other tricks I can use so people don't think I have a bad attitude when they see me? Hang out with me!!! Standing next to me, by comparison you will appear to be *extremely* good looking and will be assumed to have a truly wonderful attitude! Walt But what if I appear to have a bad attitude by association? That's a tough one. I'll have to defer to the expert on this one. What about it Steel? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
malboy 0 #210 April 12, 2006 1. good light 2. Bad light normally im somewhere in the middlewww.ewancowie.com www.facebook.com/ewancowiephotography Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,995 #211 April 12, 2006 Cut it out, Bruno. You've been warned about exactly these sort of attacks before. Jeanie, enough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #212 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote You could start by not making posts like this. And what? Work instead? Posts that say nothing but just show you trying to jump on the attack bandwagon. But I like bandwagons. There's a band. See, I don't know anything about you, who you are? what you think? And I don't even give that a second thought. OK, low stalk risk. Check. But now with this cleverly worded post, I might start thinking of you like GTA or somebody else who follows the crowd. I thought everyone had the hots for GTA? Ofcourse I still hold firm that one should not care what others who have no effect on your life think. For that reason, you probably shouldn't care what I or anybody else thinks.Well that bit of good advice ought to serve us all well. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Steel 0 #213 April 12, 2006 QuoteCut it out, Bruno. You've been warned about exactly these sort of attacks before. Jeanie, enough. Hey if I had an ignore feature for her posts, I would be glad to do so. I try to ignore her but she seems obsessed with me and my girlfreind. ,If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #214 April 12, 2006 QuoteCut it out, Bruno. You've been warned about exactly these sort of attacks before. Jeanie, enough. Aww come on Bill ..... this is just too good to pass up.....please.. purty please..... Ok I will be good.... maybe I can get Walt to come visit and go fishing on my poor little 25' boat... maybe Krissanne too... anyone else want to join the Orgy at Sea?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #215 April 12, 2006 Quote Slouch so you don't look tall and unfeminine. Talk in short sentences, use simple words, and mispronounce things so guys won't get intimidated. Oooh and aaaah over their large vehicle if they have one. (Real men have very large ones.) Find out the guy's political leanings beforehand so you won't say anything stupid. Thanks, Bill! I've been reading this thread for a while now trying to figure out how I was going to get through life in this world since I am definitely too tall, probably too old, and have a fat ass. Now I know that maybe there's hope for me, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #216 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteLove the T-shirt Thank you. My neighbor made a short film and that is one of the official t-shirts. I kinda' like it! Walt *** Walt~ Why do you have this obsession with HEIGHT lately?! I mean....YOU'RE not that tall yourself! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #217 April 12, 2006 Quoteanyone else want to join the Orgy at Sea?? *** Only if you avitar is accurate! (I mean the TAPE!) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #218 April 12, 2006 Quote(I mean the TAPE!) Notice.. it is RED And no.. I dont do shutting up very well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #219 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteLove the T-shirt Thank you. My neighbor made a short film and that is one of the official t-shirts. I kinda' like it! Walt *** Walt~ Why do you have this obsession with HEIGHT lately?! I mean....YOU'RE not tlat tall yourself! I think it's got something to do with my bad attitude from being blasted with the ugly stick! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #220 April 12, 2006 QuoteI think it's got something to do with my bad attitude from being blasted with the ugly stick! *** I've said it before.....just hang around people UGLIER than you! That's what I try to do! By the way...wanna go get a beer sometime?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #221 April 12, 2006 I think the issue at hand is that this is that deep down this is a discussion about appearance... plain and simple... when untimately people are not just what we look like on the outside... there is an infinite well that is below the surface that can make a person attractive or not depending on who they are... that can include (for me at least) intellegence, caring, activity level, other current attributes... as well as decisions someone has made in the past... were they selective in who they've "been" with (if anyone...), have they ever "cheated" on a SO. This is just scratching the surface (nevermind the pun )... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #222 April 12, 2006 Quotethere is an infinite well that is below the surface that can make a person attractive or not depending on who they are... *** Or Not........ ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #223 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuotethere is an infinite well that is below the surface that can make a person attractive or not depending on who they are... Or Not........ Well sure there is... even the most shallow person has an infinite well beneath the surface... they just don't show it.. and don't tap into it... Or were you just saying I'm not attractive... cause that'd be ok too... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #224 April 12, 2006 Quoteeven the most shallow person has an infinite well beneath the surface... they just don't show it.. and don't tap into it... *** Some are know by a term we use here in TEXAS...as a 'Dry Hole'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #225 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteI think it's got something to do with my bad attitude from being blasted with the ugly stick! *** I've said it before.....just hang around people UGLIER than you! That's what I try to do! By the way...wanna go get a beer sometime?! If I'm not too busy hanging out with Swampy and his wife, I just might do that!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 Next Page 9 of 11 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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Steel 0 #213 April 12, 2006 QuoteCut it out, Bruno. You've been warned about exactly these sort of attacks before. Jeanie, enough. Hey if I had an ignore feature for her posts, I would be glad to do so. I try to ignore her but she seems obsessed with me and my girlfreind. ,If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #214 April 12, 2006 QuoteCut it out, Bruno. You've been warned about exactly these sort of attacks before. Jeanie, enough. Aww come on Bill ..... this is just too good to pass up.....please.. purty please..... Ok I will be good.... maybe I can get Walt to come visit and go fishing on my poor little 25' boat... maybe Krissanne too... anyone else want to join the Orgy at Sea?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #215 April 12, 2006 Quote Slouch so you don't look tall and unfeminine. Talk in short sentences, use simple words, and mispronounce things so guys won't get intimidated. Oooh and aaaah over their large vehicle if they have one. (Real men have very large ones.) Find out the guy's political leanings beforehand so you won't say anything stupid. Thanks, Bill! I've been reading this thread for a while now trying to figure out how I was going to get through life in this world since I am definitely too tall, probably too old, and have a fat ass. Now I know that maybe there's hope for me, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #216 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteLove the T-shirt Thank you. My neighbor made a short film and that is one of the official t-shirts. I kinda' like it! Walt *** Walt~ Why do you have this obsession with HEIGHT lately?! I mean....YOU'RE not that tall yourself! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #217 April 12, 2006 Quoteanyone else want to join the Orgy at Sea?? *** Only if you avitar is accurate! (I mean the TAPE!) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #218 April 12, 2006 Quote(I mean the TAPE!) Notice.. it is RED And no.. I dont do shutting up very well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #219 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteLove the T-shirt Thank you. My neighbor made a short film and that is one of the official t-shirts. I kinda' like it! Walt *** Walt~ Why do you have this obsession with HEIGHT lately?! I mean....YOU'RE not tlat tall yourself! I think it's got something to do with my bad attitude from being blasted with the ugly stick! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #220 April 12, 2006 QuoteI think it's got something to do with my bad attitude from being blasted with the ugly stick! *** I've said it before.....just hang around people UGLIER than you! That's what I try to do! By the way...wanna go get a beer sometime?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #221 April 12, 2006 I think the issue at hand is that this is that deep down this is a discussion about appearance... plain and simple... when untimately people are not just what we look like on the outside... there is an infinite well that is below the surface that can make a person attractive or not depending on who they are... that can include (for me at least) intellegence, caring, activity level, other current attributes... as well as decisions someone has made in the past... were they selective in who they've "been" with (if anyone...), have they ever "cheated" on a SO. This is just scratching the surface (nevermind the pun )... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #222 April 12, 2006 Quotethere is an infinite well that is below the surface that can make a person attractive or not depending on who they are... *** Or Not........ ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #223 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuotethere is an infinite well that is below the surface that can make a person attractive or not depending on who they are... Or Not........ Well sure there is... even the most shallow person has an infinite well beneath the surface... they just don't show it.. and don't tap into it... Or were you just saying I'm not attractive... cause that'd be ok too... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #224 April 12, 2006 Quoteeven the most shallow person has an infinite well beneath the surface... they just don't show it.. and don't tap into it... *** Some are know by a term we use here in TEXAS...as a 'Dry Hole'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #225 April 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteI think it's got something to do with my bad attitude from being blasted with the ugly stick! *** I've said it before.....just hang around people UGLIER than you! That's what I try to do! By the way...wanna go get a beer sometime?! If I'm not too busy hanging out with Swampy and his wife, I just might do that!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
