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Worst movie EVER!

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See- I can't include Full Throttle in the worst ever category because it was never supposed to be anything but campy and dumb. On that level, it was 100% successful. Pure cheese!

I feel like Sphere betrayed its audience because of the lame plot, bad acting and even worse plot twist at then end which I felt was the director's way of flipping off every person dumb enough to watch the film. Of course, I'm still bitter because we rented it and didn't return it on time, the late fee adding insult to injury. You would think I'd be over that by now! lol!

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I thought starsky and hutch really paid no homage to its past, but was funny. comedy. I laughed.
No laughing at full throttle. In fact my stomach turned.

Sphere was bad, I have not yet decided if i'll let it be the WORST ever.


Oh, and Core. thats the worst joke of a move since well I dont know when.

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I caught a double feature many moons ago. Perhaps it was on the basis of both films being so bad that I rank them both tied for the worst film ever.

T1) Cocktail;
T1) Moon Over Parador.

Both seriously inhaled with gusto.


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Oh, and the worst movie in the bad 70s series turned big screen genre? Charlie's Angels doesn't even get that honor- Starsky and Hutch was way worse. I saw it for free on a plane and I still felt cheated!



Starsky & Hutch convinced me to not even bother trying to watch Dukes of Hazard.

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My vote for the worst movie EVER still has to be Sphere. It was terrible and insulting. And what makes it so bad is that it had such a hugely talented cast, meaning the producers sold it to the public as a "good" movie. You can't say that about the Charlie's Angels flicks, or anything with Steven Seagal in it. Those movies don't "pretend" to be anything but what they are- kind of trashy, maybe a guilty pleasure or strictly action. They get a pass in my book. I expect better from actors like Samuel L. Jackson and Dustin Hoffman.



In that case the question might be better phrased as "What was the most disapointing movie of all time?"

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The Absolute worst movie of all time has to be the Shawshank Redemption. Ugh!



Nah! has a decent plot and has actual substance to the acting.
worst movie has got to be spiderman. a complete waste of $14, walked out halfway though.
That could have been good....but no


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Worst movie was some Steven Segal POS I saw with chemical weapons and some Native American medicinal flower that they dropped from a plane. Can't even remember the name. B|



I found the name, it's called "The Patriot"

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Oh I got one for ya.. it was on at 9PM last Saturday on Sci Fi... DOOMTROOPER.... I mean they make some really awful shit for Sci Fi.. but this one... hell there is still whining coming from my DVR that I would dain to even record somethign that awful on it...I think the movie broke my DVR.

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I don't think anyone mentioned the aristocrats yet, and it has my vote. After the first 10 minutes, I got bored and started doing other things with it on. After about 30 minutes, it was sucking so bad I had to turn it off, and I wasn't even watching it.
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Worst movie EVAR!!! Dreamcatcher! Not even Morgan Freeman could pull that POS out of the toilet. My friend who saw it with me said "If I had just taken my $6 dollars and wiped my ass with it, I would have made better use of my money."

When will mankind ever learn you can't make a good adaptation of the really far out freaky Stephen King novels. You can do alright with the novellas like Stand By Me and The Shawshank Redemption (forget Lawnmower Man and Maximum Overdrive). And some of the more creepy ones like Carrie and Delores Claiborne were okay to watch at least once. Sheesh!

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