Ugali 0 #1 April 5, 2006 If you had your nuts jammed inbetween your leg strap and your groin (accidently of course. I can't see anybody doing this willingly) would the opening shock cause one (or both) testicles pop?? My gut says "nah I'd be alright." But Its something i wouldnt want to try unless I had invested in some steel balls or morphine. Tom, Tom Tom, Tommy, Tom Love Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gofast_ER 0 #2 April 5, 2006 that is definatly part of my gear check on every jump.I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 April 5, 2006 Rental gear back in the day. One week of pain. Pouch it out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 April 5, 2006 Hence the saying "better a line over than a ball under"Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 April 5, 2006 I've had my (ah, what the hell, I'll be PC for everyone) Scrotum pinched before, but never had a whole testicle jammed under a leg strap. thats something you just know before you tighten the straps! that sack thing wasn't very pleasant thoughMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 April 5, 2006 QuoteI've had my (ah, what the hell, I'll be PC for everyone) Scrotum pinched before, but never had a whole testicle jammed under a leg strap. thats something you just know before you tighten the straps! that sack thing wasn't very pleasant though Did a sitfly jump once - ALMOST caught on when I flipped over for deployment . . . Took it a bit lower than I liked - but I got the problem fixed - it was well worth it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ugali 0 #7 April 5, 2006 Self presevation is a marvelous thing Tom, Tom Tom, Tommy, Tom Love Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #8 April 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf you had your nuts jammed inbetween your leg strap and your groin (accidently of course. I can't see anybody doing this willingly) would the opening shock cause one (or both) testicles pop?? AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! You have to warn people before you post shit like that. I shreiked like a little girl when I read that. I still feel like crying. I swear I am actually feeling pain from having read your post. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #9 April 5, 2006 since you shrieked like a girl, am i to assume you popped your nutsMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Richards 0 #10 April 5, 2006 QuoteQuotesince you shrieked like a girl, am i to assume you popped your nuts Never (Knock on wood). It was just the image that his comment presented. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #11 April 6, 2006 yea I kinda figured, but it wa funnier for me to imagine that some one had My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ugali 0 #12 April 6, 2006 I've heard, depending what kind of opening you have, you can pull up to and beyond 3G's. No matter what weight you are this is bloody heavy Tom, Tom Tom, Tommy, Tom Love Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #13 April 6, 2006 I haven't had it happen to me... I always do a 'nut check' before getting out the door... somehow I have the feeling that 'getting kicked in the nads by a mule' isn't something I'd enjoy.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Flygurl 0 #14 April 6, 2006 Yet another reason why it's good to be a girl. ________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #15 April 6, 2006 Quote Yet another reason why it's good to be a girl. Not that I'd want to scare anyone . . . but skydiving topless is easier.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #16 April 6, 2006 I would rather have a ball crushed that see a topless turtle skydive!!!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RastaRicanAir 0 #17 April 6, 2006 Stop!! I already had to overhear someone at the Free Boogie talking about their Airborne buddy who lost one that way! That's why I love skydiving. What other social activity gives you an excuse to reach down and aggressively adjust the produce basket regardless of how many women are around?OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Richards 0 #18 April 6, 2006 QuoteYet another reason why it's good to be a girl. It's not fair. You women have it so easy. OK yeah you got that minor PMS inconvenience, and yes I do acknowledge there is some degree of discomfort involved with childbirth, but you do not get killed by your harness. So unfair! Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Laurel 0 #19 April 6, 2006 I used to tell the male tandem students to make sure everything was "front and center" before I tightened their leg straps...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #20 April 6, 2006 Quote...make sure everything was "front and center" before I tightened their leg straps. Quote Nice of you to bring it to (their) attention! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites akjmpplt 0 #21 April 6, 2006 BTDT on an old B4 container w/28' round. Kinda pooched the pull and opened on my back, pilot chute/sleeve/canopy went between my legs. Snappy opening with #2 (I'm a pilot, figure out which one it is) under the leg strap, and almost slid my "bunny boots" off my feet as it flipped me upright. To heck with steering, I'm fixing this leg strap...actually ended up undoing the quickrelease on that one to get some relief. Paratrooper buddy of mine made a jump with crossed leg straps (several mistakes got by on this one). He was kind of grumpy for a few days. But to answer your question, nothing "popped".SmugMug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sickandtwisted 0 #22 April 6, 2006 QuoteI used to tell the male tandem students to make sure everything was "front and center" before I tightened their leg straps. I tell them to "make sure that the sofa & end tables are in the middle of the living room, because they do not pay me anough to move furniture!"Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TypicalFish 0 #23 April 6, 2006 QuoteWhat other social activity gives you an excuse to reach down and aggressively adjust the produce basket regardless of how many women are around? Bartending. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #24 April 6, 2006 Quote Yet another reason why it's good to be a girl. I don't know...I've had a few "lip unders" just sitting on the plane and boy it ain't fun! Especially when you're riding the hump and your legs are pressed together tight. Think friction burns in your softest of softest places. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #25 April 6, 2006 QuoteWhat other social activity gives you an excuse to reach down and aggressively adjust the produce basket regardless of how many women are around? Last weekend my parents came out to the DZ to hang out and watch some canopies and as I was gearing up my mom told me "Michael, stop touching yourself!" I had to explain the necessity to her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
jtval 0 #9 April 5, 2006 since you shrieked like a girl, am i to assume you popped your nutsMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #10 April 5, 2006 QuoteQuotesince you shrieked like a girl, am i to assume you popped your nuts Never (Knock on wood). It was just the image that his comment presented. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 April 6, 2006 yea I kinda figured, but it wa funnier for me to imagine that some one had My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ugali 0 #12 April 6, 2006 I've heard, depending what kind of opening you have, you can pull up to and beyond 3G's. No matter what weight you are this is bloody heavy Tom, Tom Tom, Tommy, Tom Love Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #13 April 6, 2006 I haven't had it happen to me... I always do a 'nut check' before getting out the door... somehow I have the feeling that 'getting kicked in the nads by a mule' isn't something I'd enjoy.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #14 April 6, 2006 Yet another reason why it's good to be a girl. ________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 April 6, 2006 Quote Yet another reason why it's good to be a girl. Not that I'd want to scare anyone . . . but skydiving topless is easier.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #16 April 6, 2006 I would rather have a ball crushed that see a topless turtle skydive!!!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #17 April 6, 2006 Stop!! I already had to overhear someone at the Free Boogie talking about their Airborne buddy who lost one that way! That's why I love skydiving. What other social activity gives you an excuse to reach down and aggressively adjust the produce basket regardless of how many women are around?OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #18 April 6, 2006 QuoteYet another reason why it's good to be a girl. It's not fair. You women have it so easy. OK yeah you got that minor PMS inconvenience, and yes I do acknowledge there is some degree of discomfort involved with childbirth, but you do not get killed by your harness. So unfair! Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #19 April 6, 2006 I used to tell the male tandem students to make sure everything was "front and center" before I tightened their leg straps...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 April 6, 2006 Quote...make sure everything was "front and center" before I tightened their leg straps. Quote Nice of you to bring it to (their) attention! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akjmpplt 0 #21 April 6, 2006 BTDT on an old B4 container w/28' round. Kinda pooched the pull and opened on my back, pilot chute/sleeve/canopy went between my legs. Snappy opening with #2 (I'm a pilot, figure out which one it is) under the leg strap, and almost slid my "bunny boots" off my feet as it flipped me upright. To heck with steering, I'm fixing this leg strap...actually ended up undoing the quickrelease on that one to get some relief. Paratrooper buddy of mine made a jump with crossed leg straps (several mistakes got by on this one). He was kind of grumpy for a few days. But to answer your question, nothing "popped".SmugMug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #22 April 6, 2006 QuoteI used to tell the male tandem students to make sure everything was "front and center" before I tightened their leg straps. I tell them to "make sure that the sofa & end tables are in the middle of the living room, because they do not pay me anough to move furniture!"Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #23 April 6, 2006 QuoteWhat other social activity gives you an excuse to reach down and aggressively adjust the produce basket regardless of how many women are around? Bartending. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #24 April 6, 2006 Quote Yet another reason why it's good to be a girl. I don't know...I've had a few "lip unders" just sitting on the plane and boy it ain't fun! Especially when you're riding the hump and your legs are pressed together tight. Think friction burns in your softest of softest places. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #25 April 6, 2006 QuoteWhat other social activity gives you an excuse to reach down and aggressively adjust the produce basket regardless of how many women are around? Last weekend my parents came out to the DZ to hang out and watch some canopies and as I was gearing up my mom told me "Michael, stop touching yourself!" I had to explain the necessity to her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
