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What other social activity gives you an excuse to reach down and aggressively adjust the produce basket regardless of how many women are around?

Last weekend my parents came out to the DZ to hang out and watch some canopies and as I was gearing up my mom told me "Michael, stop touching yourself!"

I had to explain the necessity to her.

That is Funny!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I don't know...I've had a few "lip unders" just sitting on the plane and boy it ain't fun! Especially when you're riding the hump and your legs are pressed together tight. Think friction burns in your softest of softest places.

I've heard of this on opening on naked jumps. Would this be a snatch snatch?

Brie

"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie

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I've heard of this on opening on naked jumps. Would this be a snatch snatch?

Brie

Yeah! Snatching the snatch. OWIE!



Also, ever had your legstraps a bit too tight when you're walking out to the plane? Imagine having your lips squished out between the legstraps and rubbed back and forth across each other. It might sound nice bit it really isn't.

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Yet another reason why it's good to be a girl.


I don't know...I've had a few "lip unders" just sitting on the plane and boy it ain't fun! Especially when you're riding the hump and your legs are pressed together tight. Shocked Think friction burns in your softest of softest places.


I've never had that problem. Maybe it's your jumpsuit.

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Yet another reason why it's good to be a girl.

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It's not fair. You women have it so easy. OK yeah you got that minor PMS inconvenience, and yes I do acknowledge there is some degree of discomfort involved with childbirth, but you do not get killed by your harness. So unfair!

I can also say I enjoy sitting on the floor in the Skyvan a lot more than you do!

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I can also say I enjoy sitting on the floor in the Skyvan a lot more than you do!

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Yet another reason why it's good to be a girl.


I don't know...I've had a few "lip unders" just sitting on the plane and boy it ain't fun! Especially when you're riding the hump and your legs are pressed together tight. Shocked Think friction burns in your softest of softest places.


I've never had that problem. Maybe it's your jumpsuit.

Maybe she just has oversized labia.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Maybe she just has oversized labia

She is so going to kick your ass after school!

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Maybe she just has oversized labia

She is so going to kick your ass after school!

AH!But you'll protect me right?

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"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Maybe she just has oversized labia

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She is so going to kick your ass after school!Tongue
AH!But you'll protect me right?

Nope. I'm gonna hold ya for her.

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Yeah! Hold him down while I send Turtle over to ram him.

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Yeah! Hold him down while I send Turtle over to ram him.

Y'all pardon me, while I wash my mind's eye out with Clorox, m'kay? Thanks.

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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Maybe she just has oversized labia

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She is so going to kick your ass after school!Tongue
AH!But you'll protect me right?

Nope. I'm gonna hold ya for her.

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"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"