Richards 0 #51 April 5, 2006 If I was single yes. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CityBoy 0 #52 April 5, 2006 QuoteSo if I'm getting free room and board out of it, too, then shit yeah! Hey... I have a spare room, and I live less than an hour from Eloy. So when ya wanna move in? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #53 April 5, 2006 QuoteI'm a MILF. WTF is a MILF? Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #54 April 5, 2006 QuoteBased on a thread started in the SC, would you discretely have sex with a landlord or roommate in return for free room and board? We'll assume that monthly rent would normally run ~$1000 a month. Uhhhh.....I know this has nothing to do with your offer to stay at your place for a while...RIGHT!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #55 April 6, 2006 Mothers Id like to fockBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #56 April 6, 2006 What do you live under a rock or something??!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #57 April 6, 2006 QuoteI know this has nothing to do with your offer to stay at your place for a while Be Afraid Swoop!! Be very Afraid!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #58 April 6, 2006 QuoteUhhhh.....I know this has nothing to do with your offer to stay at your place for a while...RIGHT!!! Sorry, you're payin' for rent, Swoop! In cash, that is! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #59 April 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteUhhhh.....I know this has nothing to do with your offer to stay at your place for a while...RIGHT!!! Sorry, you're payin' for rent, Swoop! In cash, that is! Jeiber, you're a goober _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #60 April 6, 2006 QuoteJeiber, you're a goober And ya still love me! You voted 'yes', didn't ya?! J ps- call meShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #61 April 6, 2006 Face it.... in this patriarchal society where most women STILL only make 2/3 of what a man doing the same job gets paid...it is the only way some men are EVER going to get laid... The bigger that bank account the more attractive a LOT of men are in a LOT of womens eyes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #62 April 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteJeiber, you're a goober And ya still love me! You voted 'yes', didn't ya?! J ps- call me yeah...I suppose I still luv ya lil bro...even when you're being a bad boy on dz.com. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #63 April 6, 2006 I have boobie smell and blackberry wine.. people should be paying ME to live with them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #64 April 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteMothers Id like to fock WTF does Fock mean? Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #65 April 6, 2006 QuoteI have boobie smell and blackberry wine.. people should be paying ME to live with them. True that! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #66 April 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat do you live under a rock or something??!! No, I simply had never heard the term MILF before. I have not been keeping up on the latest cougar terminology. Congrats though. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #67 April 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhat do you live under a rock or something??!! No, I simply had never heard the term MILF before. I have not been keeping up on the latest cougar terminology. Congrats though. Richards It's from the movie American Pie. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites champu 1 #68 April 6, 2006 QuoteFace it.... in this patriarchal society where most women STILL only make 2/3 of what a man doing the same job gets paid...it is the only way some men are EVER going to get laid... The bigger that bank account the more attractive a LOT of men are in a LOT of womens eyes. Not necessarily, you can mak- Wait a second... Is your avatar a photo of cats fucking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #69 April 6, 2006 No.. its a picture of Tigger.... my girl Kitty( the dark colored one) humping my boy kitty... Milo..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites champu 1 #70 April 6, 2006 QuoteNo.. its a picture of Tigger.... my girl Kitty( the dark colored one) humping my boy kitty... Milo..... Ah, gotcha. Anyway as I was saying. You can make plenty of money and never get laid. In many cases there's something else there that leads to both money and women. Correlation does not mean causation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #71 April 6, 2006 I dont know there Champu.......I have seen someold.. bald.. nasty... ... abusive assholes with some very hot trophy women... granted it probably took some low self esteem on their part... but I highly doubt it was more than the bank they had. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites xenaswampjumper 0 #72 April 6, 2006 QuoteWell, HELLO...lol. I'm a lesbian, trapped in a man's body and have lots of room here....*giggle*. ooohhhhh baby.........i will keep that in mind till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boringjen 0 #73 April 6, 2006 I can't think of any man I've ever encountered who, given the right bank account, couldn't nail at least one of my friends. Jen "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #74 April 6, 2006 Sooo,ya wanna live on the dropzone???"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Richards 0 #75 April 6, 2006 QuoteIt's from the movie American Pie. Never seen it. But I do like that term....Mother I'd Like to Fock. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
waltappel 1 #67 April 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhat do you live under a rock or something??!! No, I simply had never heard the term MILF before. I have not been keeping up on the latest cougar terminology. Congrats though. Richards It's from the movie American Pie. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites champu 1 #68 April 6, 2006 QuoteFace it.... in this patriarchal society where most women STILL only make 2/3 of what a man doing the same job gets paid...it is the only way some men are EVER going to get laid... The bigger that bank account the more attractive a LOT of men are in a LOT of womens eyes. Not necessarily, you can mak- Wait a second... Is your avatar a photo of cats fucking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #69 April 6, 2006 No.. its a picture of Tigger.... my girl Kitty( the dark colored one) humping my boy kitty... Milo..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites champu 1 #70 April 6, 2006 QuoteNo.. its a picture of Tigger.... my girl Kitty( the dark colored one) humping my boy kitty... Milo..... Ah, gotcha. Anyway as I was saying. You can make plenty of money and never get laid. In many cases there's something else there that leads to both money and women. Correlation does not mean causation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #71 April 6, 2006 I dont know there Champu.......I have seen someold.. bald.. nasty... ... abusive assholes with some very hot trophy women... granted it probably took some low self esteem on their part... but I highly doubt it was more than the bank they had. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites xenaswampjumper 0 #72 April 6, 2006 QuoteWell, HELLO...lol. I'm a lesbian, trapped in a man's body and have lots of room here....*giggle*. ooohhhhh baby.........i will keep that in mind till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boringjen 0 #73 April 6, 2006 I can't think of any man I've ever encountered who, given the right bank account, couldn't nail at least one of my friends. Jen "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #74 April 6, 2006 Sooo,ya wanna live on the dropzone???"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Richards 0 #75 April 6, 2006 QuoteIt's from the movie American Pie. Never seen it. But I do like that term....Mother I'd Like to Fock. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
champu 1 #68 April 6, 2006 QuoteFace it.... in this patriarchal society where most women STILL only make 2/3 of what a man doing the same job gets paid...it is the only way some men are EVER going to get laid... The bigger that bank account the more attractive a LOT of men are in a LOT of womens eyes. Not necessarily, you can mak- Wait a second... Is your avatar a photo of cats fucking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #69 April 6, 2006 No.. its a picture of Tigger.... my girl Kitty( the dark colored one) humping my boy kitty... Milo..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #70 April 6, 2006 QuoteNo.. its a picture of Tigger.... my girl Kitty( the dark colored one) humping my boy kitty... Milo..... Ah, gotcha. Anyway as I was saying. You can make plenty of money and never get laid. In many cases there's something else there that leads to both money and women. Correlation does not mean causation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #71 April 6, 2006 I dont know there Champu.......I have seen someold.. bald.. nasty... ... abusive assholes with some very hot trophy women... granted it probably took some low self esteem on their part... but I highly doubt it was more than the bank they had. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #72 April 6, 2006 QuoteWell, HELLO...lol. I'm a lesbian, trapped in a man's body and have lots of room here....*giggle*. ooohhhhh baby.........i will keep that in mind till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boringjen 0 #73 April 6, 2006 I can't think of any man I've ever encountered who, given the right bank account, couldn't nail at least one of my friends. Jen "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #74 April 6, 2006 Sooo,ya wanna live on the dropzone???"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #75 April 6, 2006 QuoteIt's from the movie American Pie. Never seen it. But I do like that term....Mother I'd Like to Fock. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
