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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila® Leave Shyness Behind
"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

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erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila® Leave Shyness Behind



About sums up most evenings for me, & hey, sometimes I really let go. ;)

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Been there :ph34r: Spent last Cinco de Mayo there... Lost count on the Tequila shots after 5... by the time I made it home I had beads, flashing lights, and stickers all over me. B|

g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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by the time I made it home I had beads, flashing lights, and stickers all over me.



Sounds like the last time I went by your place late night...;)

I swear, between you and Ricci...



Ahhhhh, those were the good `ol days, no? ;)

Ciao for now, g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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I am workign on it dear....The weahter is improving.. I should be able to sell house and boats this summer... and move south when it starts cooling down...in AZ....

On the other hand.. you COULD come up here for Lost Prairie... Montana.. 1st week of Aug.....warm crystal clear lake to swim in in the afternoon when the wind is a tad higher than I like....day time temps high 80's..... low humidity....too dayum many Canadians.... great beer from the Lang Creek Brewrey( home of Skydiver Blonde and Huckleberry and Honey)

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Been there :ph34r: Spent last Cinco de Mayo there... Lost count on the Tequila shots after 5... by the time I made it home I had beads, flashing lights, and stickers all over me. B|



I was 1200 miles away, and I (vaguely) remember that night! ;)

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I must visit this place. When I was in La Playa del Carmen a couple of years ago, there was a tequila bar there. I left there to go to Belize & Guatemala, but ended up coming back. The folks at the tequila bar still called me 'El Borracho', which I later found out means 'The Drunk'. >:(:D
Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

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Jeanne, I had planned to go to the Lost Prarie Booge, but then my husband decided not to visit his friend in Montana, but they are going to go to Washington in September. I can tag along and will if you will be around - end of September. I'll go


Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller

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If I remember correctly, you still owe me a bottle of The Wiki...



The bottle still sits... it's very lonely. :)
g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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was 1200 miles away, and I (vaguely) remember that night!



How bout another???? :D;)



Well, it isn't in April, so you can participate...and I'm definitely in. Got a client to entertain that night? ;)

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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was 1200 miles away, and I (vaguely) remember that night!



How bout another???? :D;)



Well, it isn't in April, so you can participate...and I'm definitely in. Got a client to entertain that night? ;)



And lookie there, luck is with us - it falls on a Friday this year... oh wait, that pretty much sucks for you Mr. Tandem instructor!!! :D

g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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was 1200 miles away, and I (vaguely) remember that night!



How bout another???? :D;)



Well, it isn't in April, so you can participate...and I'm definitely in. Got a client to entertain that night? ;)



And lookie there, luck is with us - it falls on a Friday this year... oh wait, that pretty much sucks for you Mr. Tandem instructor!!! :D



Don't be trying to wuss out on me now! :| I already said I'm in...and a Friday night is better than a Tuesday! :S:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Don't be trying to wuss out on me now!



Do you have any idea how low my tolerance is going to be after April.... I'll probably have 1 shot and be down for the count!!! :D Well, it could make for good entertainment for everyone else... ;)

g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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