pop 0 #1 April 5, 2006 I need to hear something funny...now!!!!!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 April 5, 2006 SOMETHING FUNNY!! (Did you catch that? I yelled real loud.) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #3 April 5, 2006 Nothing funny here... g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #4 April 5, 2006 Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden, POOF!, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" THEN POOF!....she was gone. After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred. "Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the Pussywillows." Harry yells back......"DON'T SWING FRED!!!" "For God sake, DON'T SWING!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #5 April 5, 2006 Three moles awoke from a winter nap. The papa mole poked his head out of the hole and took a deep breath. "It's spring! I smell the tree sap and the grass!" he declared. The mama mole also popped her head out of the hole and said, "It IS spring. I can smell all the flowers!" The baby mole tried and tried to pop his head out of the hole, but couldn't. "Is it spring? All I smell is molasses!!!"________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #6 April 5, 2006 http://www.alldumb.com/item/26425/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #7 April 5, 2006 Quotehttp://www.alldumb.com/item/26425/ That look . . . is where boners go to die. I love it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
