Tequila rules

[MrBounce 0]

OK, so I'm clinging to the tiles in the shower this morning, asking myself "why?". I've got the eyes of a demented ferret, a voice to put darth vader to shame and a head that feels like its being used for a cage match. I mean its not like they're difficult rules.


1) Tequila is bad for you, don't drink it.
2) I *SAID* its bad, now STOP!
3) Hey moron, which bit of rules 1 and 2 don't you get!!!

Perhaps I should put this in perspective.

After posting yesterday morning complaining that work was slow and I was bored, I promptly proceeded to have the day from hell. Systems dropping, users screaming, mad boss, everything! Finally the day ends and the Super Pointy Haired Boss shows up to thank us for all the good work, he buys a few bottles of champagne, we all have a few and at that point the sensible people go home. The rest of us support bods decide to wander to the local pool hall for a few games and a couple more pints "just to relax". By 9, its just down to a few die hards and people like me who are living in hotels, so we wander down the street a the next bar, a nice, lively, south american bar. Then suddenly its just down to me and my mate, its 11pm and we're thinking "ooooh, night cap"......

At this point it starts to go down hill and gain speed, 'cos he come back with two beers and two tequila shots. Then there's two more, then maybe a few more after that and I'm suddenly being taught how to dance by a brazlian woman who thinks that no one can have as little rythym as this poor, drunk, london boy. Now I don't have two left feet, I've just got these stumps that I stumble around on, and adding tequila to the mix isn't really going to help. Luckily she and her friends decided to give up an me as a lost cause and I finally managed to crawl back to the hotel around 2ish.


So my day's intake consisted of:

1 bowl of bran flakes
2 random pieces of fruit
a day of coffee and tea
champagne
beer
vodka
tequila (urk!)
and one or two random drinks thrust into my hands by people who weren't speaking english.

I'd like to think of this as a successful night out, but my head and stomach aren't really buying it.

Gavin

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.

[monkycndo 0]

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[MrBounce 0]

Do you know what the scary thing is? Despite having crawled into the office looking like death and telling everyone that tequila is bad. Several people are already planning another session tonight, and I'll probably go

Someone hit me

Gavin

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.

[TheAnvil 0]

You have some good friends. Tequila is AWESOME. A true sign that God loves us. I think I'll have some tonight, in fact....

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[MrBounce 0]

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You have some good friends. Tequila is AWESOME. A true sign that God loves us. I think I'll have some tonight, in fact....

No!!! Tequila is ! Its just that I'm a weak-willed sinner who easily led by my friends from the paths of righteous drinking into the errors of the tequila way!



"I want a tequila smiley"

Gavin

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.

[popsjumper 2]

Ahhhh...buck up cowboy...tequila puts hair on your chest and makes the ladies clothes fall off.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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[TheAnvil 0]

A tequila smiley...it could be a smiling JACKASS. That would be cool!

Ahhhh...sweet nectar of life...after my run this evening, I shall drink tequila with reckless abandon once more...

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!