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Okay Ladies, What Am I Bid on This Fine Young Specimen of Maleness?

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What? You didn't know I was a billionaire? :P Maybe I should have listed that in my qualifications. :D



Well, the quote from Post #13 had me concerned that you may want to retract your bid.

***But I'm broke, too, so how about $5?
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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Ummmmm . . . shoot.

Now my future mother-in-law knows I'm a big fat liar. :D



Alrighty then... I think that counts as a bid retraction. Soulshine, I think you were the last serious bidder at $10.01. Anyone else want to join in the bidding now?

Don't forget about that boobie prize for the loser...
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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Excellent!

I have a boyfriend, but I hear husbands can be good for household chores & stuff.

I don't require a big wedding, but have always wanted to register and run around a store with a lazor gun scanning every ridiculous thing I've ever wanted in household appliances/decorations.

I'll continue the bidding at $20. But pm me for my maximum. I really need a new banana holder:P
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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$11.00. :P



You can buy me for $3.50. I am cheap. :D



I'll bid $12 for the young man with a mommy.

And I'll go with the SRP of $3.50 for the one of unconfirmed parentage.


They oughta bring in a few more sheckles at market... bet the scruffier-lookin' one cleans up good too...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I'll bid $12 for the young man with a mommy.

And I'll go with the SRP of $3.50 for the one of unconfirmed parentage.


They oughta bring in a few more sheckles at market... bet the scruffier-lookin' one cleans up good too...



I have a mom. And I assume you are calling me scruffier. And yes, I DO clean up nice. :D
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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I'll bid $12 for the young man with a mommy.

And I'll go with the SRP of $3.50 for the one of unconfirmed parentage.


They oughta bring in a few more sheckles at market... bet the scruffier-lookin' one cleans up good too...



I have a mom. And I assume you are calling me scruffier. And yes, I DO clean up nice. :D



:D:D
I didn't think you would be offended by "scruffier" considering the other guy is de-scruffed for a wedding!

Btw, I like the avatar. :)

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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