Okay Ladies, What Am I Bid on This Fine Young Specimen of Maleness?

[GTAVercetti 0]

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I didn't think you would be offended by "scruffier" considering the other guy is de-scruffed for a wedding!

Btw, I like the avatar.

Never fear. I imagine it will be time to change it again soon enough and maybe I will incorporate your request.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[bob.dino 1]

This is sexual discrimination - why can't Keith bid?

[JENNR8R 0]

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This is sexual discrimination - why can't Keith bid?

Because I already have two sons... and quite a few adopted skydiver boys... I'm looking for another daughter...

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[friendofGod 0]

congrats on gaining a daughter, they are a beautiful couple! As for your other son, he is very handsome, I am happily married, but will bid for my single sister if that is allowed!!!!

Exodus 20
Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven
1 cross + 3 nails = 4GVN

[LargeBoy 0]

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congrats on gaining a daughter, they are a beautiful couple! As for your other son, he is very handsome, I am happily married, but will bid for my single sister if that is allowed!!!!

don't lie, its you who wants him really

[JENNR8R 0]

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I am happily married, but will bid for my single sister...!!!!

No, I'm sorry, no proxy bidding allowed. You might win him for her, and she could want to give him back.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[turtlespeed 221]

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I am happily married, but will bid for my single sister...!!!!

No, I'm sorry, no proxy bidding allowed. You might win him for her, and she could want to give him back.

So we get to the real reason that the bidding is going on.

Son - I love you - but GTFOut!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[JENNR8R 0]

No, I'm sorry, no proxy bidding allowed. You might win him for her, and she could want to give him back.

[turtlespeed 221]

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No, I'm sorry, no proxy bidding allowed. You might win him for her, and she could want to give him back.

So we get to the real reason that the bidding is going on.

Son - I love you - but GTFOut!

[JENNR8R 0]

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Um, just a thought. Wouldn't this post get more mileage in the "Women's only" forum?

Can't you recognize a thinly-veiled excuse at showing off my sons and new daughter?

I would have thought he would have brought in more than $20 though... that wouldn't even pay for one jump much less cover the shipping costs.

I guess I'll have to say that the reserve was never met and tell him to pursue that gal he met at the wedding...

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[NWFlyer 2]

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I would have thought he would have brought in more than $20 though... that wouldn't even pay for one jump much less cover the shipping costs.

We're female skydivers. The odds are good, but the goods are odd. And we've spent all our money on jumps.

Sorry.