SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 April 1, 2006 or seen? I love this day...I am a huge practical joker. My kids are in soooo much trouble..... I duck taped my child to his bed this morning while he was sleeping (he still asleep), then later tonight I am going to break the news (tears and all, PLUS a for sale sign!) that we HAVE to move and be out by Monday...I have the boxes and everything. Hehehehehheeee BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 April 1, 2006 How ever did he stay asleep? P.S April Fools jokes after midday = bad Karma (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #3 April 1, 2006 Ooooh he is a sound sleeper and morning time he is just so groggy. I let him stay up really late last night, so that helped too. I cut the strips of duck tape outside of his room so all I had to do is put them across him. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loves2jump2 0 #4 April 1, 2006 Oh we love this day as well. It’s all fair game here in our house. So far I plastic wrapped the toilet and hid my SO’s new car in the neighbors garage (I cant wait till he wakes up!!) And its still very early! Hee hee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #5 April 1, 2006 BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loves2jump2 0 #6 April 1, 2006 Quote I duck taped my child to his bed this morning while he was sleeping (he still asleep), then later tonight I am going to break the news (tears and all, PLUS a for sale sign!) that we HAVE to move and be out by Monday...I have the boxes and everything. Hehehehehheeee Quote I like that. Too bad my son is a light sleeper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #7 April 1, 2006 Duct tape the child.. now that's love. You're the best mom... mean and cruel, but the best. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #8 April 1, 2006 my kids just got me the little brats.... the game is now on... I was tricked by a 5 and 6 year old. Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #9 April 1, 2006 QuoteOoooh he is a sound sleeper and morning time he is just so groggy *** Might want to take the tape off his nose and mouth! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #10 April 1, 2006 Best April Fools joke you heard of ... *** It was 8 years ago today that we got home from Russia with our 'new' family.... This morning I have them emptying the pool with buckets so I can paint it for summer..... Hey it's better than makin' cheap clothes for Cathy Lee Gifford! Love it when a plan comes together! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #11 April 1, 2006 My kids are in soooo much trouble...tonight I am going to break the news (tears and all, PLUS a for sale sign!) that we HAVE to move and be out by Monday...I have the boxes and everything. Hehehehehheeee Why do they still fall for it? My crazy kid is getting married today. For some reason the hall was available... They think that it's funny. I think they should have eloped so I could go to the DZ instead... If this turns out to be a joke, and I've missed a day of jumping, I'm going to be pissed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #12 April 1, 2006 I ummmm *cough* just listed my moms non-exsistent playground on craigslist for free with her phone number... also I have a friend who is calling her in a few hours to ask for bail money. Im a mean mean person. I just grounded my kids... they got confused so I got them on one but their ages mean I cant be to cruel...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 April 1, 2006 Thanks Jeff for the heads up on the water sprayer by the sink...got my oldest son with that, not once but twice...... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #14 April 1, 2006 Every April 1st I make one post on DZ.com that is not true....~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites riddler 0 #15 April 2, 2006 Remember, he who lives by the sword, dies by the ... machine gun. Don't be surprised, when you're old and grey, to find yourself in the nursing home, glued to the toilet seat.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #16 April 3, 2006 Quotemy kids just got me the little brats.... the game is now on... I was tricked by a 5 and 6 year old. You have to be more specific. WHAT did you fall for?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #17 April 3, 2006 Nothing ... Im not admitting to anything... but if anyone recieved calls from their ad on craigslist.org for the free playground ... uh it wasnt me... oh and I swear I didnt put my sisters car up for sale and windcatcher... I didnt get to tell you either ... "APRIL FOOLS"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
cocheese 0 #7 April 1, 2006 Duct tape the child.. now that's love. You're the best mom... mean and cruel, but the best. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #8 April 1, 2006 my kids just got me the little brats.... the game is now on... I was tricked by a 5 and 6 year old. Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 April 1, 2006 QuoteOoooh he is a sound sleeper and morning time he is just so groggy *** Might want to take the tape off his nose and mouth! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 April 1, 2006 Best April Fools joke you heard of ... *** It was 8 years ago today that we got home from Russia with our 'new' family.... This morning I have them emptying the pool with buckets so I can paint it for summer..... Hey it's better than makin' cheap clothes for Cathy Lee Gifford! Love it when a plan comes together! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #11 April 1, 2006 My kids are in soooo much trouble...tonight I am going to break the news (tears and all, PLUS a for sale sign!) that we HAVE to move and be out by Monday...I have the boxes and everything. Hehehehehheeee Why do they still fall for it? My crazy kid is getting married today. For some reason the hall was available... They think that it's funny. I think they should have eloped so I could go to the DZ instead... If this turns out to be a joke, and I've missed a day of jumping, I'm going to be pissed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #12 April 1, 2006 I ummmm *cough* just listed my moms non-exsistent playground on craigslist for free with her phone number... also I have a friend who is calling her in a few hours to ask for bail money. Im a mean mean person. I just grounded my kids... they got confused so I got them on one but their ages mean I cant be to cruel...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 April 1, 2006 Thanks Jeff for the heads up on the water sprayer by the sink...got my oldest son with that, not once but twice...... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #14 April 1, 2006 Every April 1st I make one post on DZ.com that is not true....~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #15 April 2, 2006 Remember, he who lives by the sword, dies by the ... machine gun. Don't be surprised, when you're old and grey, to find yourself in the nursing home, glued to the toilet seat.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #16 April 3, 2006 Quotemy kids just got me the little brats.... the game is now on... I was tricked by a 5 and 6 year old. You have to be more specific. WHAT did you fall for?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #17 April 3, 2006 Nothing ... Im not admitting to anything... but if anyone recieved calls from their ad on craigslist.org for the free playground ... uh it wasnt me... oh and I swear I didnt put my sisters car up for sale and windcatcher... I didnt get to tell you either ... "APRIL FOOLS"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
