cocheese 0 #1 March 28, 2006 We have a guy called "Crack Monkey". It totally fits his ummm spazzy personality thus making it it even funnier. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #2 March 28, 2006 "Spaz" "Dead Ted" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #3 March 28, 2006 We have "Dot" like in "dot your [eyes]. Seems like he gets dotted when he goes out! We have "Hoop". He's got hoops in places that are very sensitive! "Iceman", ask Kate about that one. "Divot" because of what he used to make in the landing area. "Chewy" I don't know how he got this name. Any LA folks know? "Fat Boy" 'cause he's a big guy. Edited to add "Rabbitt". How could I forget him? Come to Skyfest and meet all of them. Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 March 28, 2006 Oh and then there is "Bottles" who got the name after throwing bottles one night. We call her dad "Pop Bottles". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superfletch 1 #5 March 28, 2006 "Redlight" - After taking a CASA load 3 miles off airport... Gary "Superfletch" Fletcher D-26145; USPA Coach, IAD/I, AFF/I Videographer/Photographer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #6 March 28, 2006 "Twiggy"- she landed in a tree... the only tree. Twice.________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #7 March 28, 2006 We have a guy they nicknamed "Sgt. Major Impact." Military guy. His name WAS "Sgt. Sparky" after running into some power lines. After that, he had varied landing problems that normally ended up with him running into some unmoving target. Thus his new nameNina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyberdyber 0 #8 March 28, 2006 We have a really naive 16 year old kid that does our loading and fueling. We call him "Butters". http://www.skydiveatlanta.com http://www.musiccityskydiving.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jheadley 0 #9 March 28, 2006 my club loves nicknames, everyone has one but most of them are sort of lame, but my favorite one is Groundhog, who one time in freefall saw his shadow below him on a cloud layer, and thought it was another person so he kept trying to track away from it but it kept following him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 March 28, 2006 We have: Ped (as in pedophile because he was talkin' up a babe that turned out the be 14) Treebug (yep...you guessed it...tree landing on AFF) Bigbug and Ladybug (Treebug's folks.) CrazyRick (skydiver, scubadiver, bike racer, aeorbatics pilot, BossHoss owner...and more.) The "Doke" (related to biffin' a landing and used as any part of speech) Tail-Wag (our pilot) You have to earn your nickname at our DZ.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #11 March 28, 2006 Quote You have to earn your nickname at our DZ. Damn right. I know a "Dick Cheese" cause he had smegma on his balls. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 March 28, 2006 uh.....no, please say it ain't so.... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #13 March 28, 2006 At Elsinore there used to be a guy with the nickname of "Runway". most of his aff jumps ended with him landing there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #14 March 28, 2006 Byron past and present: Rick the Chick Chop Freak Boomer Booter Legend Tink Toe Up (Tore Up) Hammer Ego So many more... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdobleman 0 #15 March 28, 2006 I can't believe you left out Ballsack. madjohn Main goals in life: Be on the "Jumpers Over Eighty" (JOE) World Record and attend the Lost Prairie Boogie once after I'm gone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflysteve 0 #16 March 28, 2006 Chicken george 1st jump he landed on a chicken shed 7kms from dz,he was also a pilot! Swooping, huh? I love that stuff ... all the flashing lights and wailing sirens ... it's very exciting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #17 March 28, 2006 My DZ's weird, I don't think anybody has a regular nickname.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #18 March 28, 2006 QuoteWe have: Ped (as in pedophile because he was talkin' up a babe that turned out the be 14) At dinner at a mexican restaurant during the Holiday Boogie, a certain DZ.commer with a smiley face avatar very non-subtly pointed at a girl at a nearby booth and said quite loudly: "Hey grue! Do you think I'd go to jail if I played with her?" "Shit man, I dunno... that one's gonna vary from state to state" That girl went BRIGHT red, so there's no question as to if she heard us or not cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karlm 0 #19 March 28, 2006 well there are a few on my DZ www.jsc.co.za Tonto Crazy Dave Spanner Sponge Bob Bundy Hotiot Simba Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #20 March 28, 2006 Crazy Mike, Beast Hands (female), Nick-the-Bastard, Kiddy Fiddler (surname = Fiddler), My Dad Says (due to repeated anecdotes beginning with the same), The Twins (one young lady), Michelin Mike / Mitch (because on his first jump he landed in the middle of a vast tyre dump situated at one end of his home DZ... the only student ever to have done so). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrissay 0 #21 March 28, 2006 We have a guy we call the Manatae Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #22 March 28, 2006 Oh and you think that's funny ? It's Freefly Manatee to you Chrissaaaaaay Chrissaaaayyy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #23 March 28, 2006 Quotewell there are a few on my DZ www.jsc.co.za Tonto Crazy Dave Spanner Sponge Bob Bundy Hotiot Simba And don't forget Newbie and Toggles! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #24 March 28, 2006 Ok, it was my Brother-in-Law, whom I think the world of and enjoy spending time with. But I nicknamed him Mongo. Been with him for almost 20 years now. Oh yeah, his last name is Loyd... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyxen 0 #25 March 28, 2006 Hey! Dad does read stuff around this place and I still get an evil eye everytime someone calls him "pop bottles". "30 years in this sport with out a nick name....then you came along" -PB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
