monkycndo 0 #26 March 28, 2006 QuoteMy DZ's weird, I don't think anybody has a regular nickname. QuoteQuoteWe have: Ped (as in pedophile because he was talkin' up a babe that turned out the be 14) At dinner at a mexican restaurant during the Holiday Boogie, a certain DZ.commer with a smiley face avatar very non-subtly pointed at a girl at a nearby booth and said quite loudly: "Hey grue! Do you think I'd go to jail if I played with her?" "Shit man, I dunno... that one's gonna vary from state to state" That girl went BRIGHT red, so there's no question as to if she heard us or not If I remember correctly, at same said restaurant, you received the nickname of "Stiffy". But not for the same reason as above.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boofsu 0 #27 March 28, 2006 At my DZ they call me Thumper because I like to biff in. We also have divebomber, crash, coyote, leggs, sweet cheeks, white lightning, great pumpkin, heads down, moonbeam, tink, and birdman. Those are a few. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigern13 0 #28 March 28, 2006 We dont have many at my DZ but just about everybody knows "crash".....I believe this one is self-explanatory. "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #29 March 28, 2006 QuoteAt my DZ they call me Thumper because I like to biff in. We also have divebomber, crash, coyote, leggs, sweet cheeks, white lightning, great pumpkin, heads down, moonbeam, tink, and birdman. Those are a few. We have a Thumper as well that visits every once in a while. I'm glad I wasn't there to hear it when he earned the name. Ouch.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #30 March 28, 2006 QuoteOk, it was my Brother-in-Law, whom I think the world of and enjoy spending time with. But I nicknamed him Mongo. Been with him for almost 20 years now. Oh yeah, his last name is Loyd... Now that's funny! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #31 March 28, 2006 We have a girl named "Yes Turns" because when she was going through AFF, she read the dive flow that said "Above 6,000 Feet - Yes - Turns" for the bottom end of the dive. When I asked here what level of AFF she was on, she said "the one where I learn yes turns." Brent ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #32 March 28, 2006 QuoteWe have: Ped (as in pedophile because he was talkin' up a babe that turned out the be 14) Treebug (yep...you guessed it...tree landing on AFF) Bigbug and Ladybug (Treebug's folks.) CrazyRick (skydiver, scubadiver, bike racer, aeorbatics pilot, BossHoss owner...and more.) The "Doke" (related to biffin' a landing and used as any part of speech) Tail-Wag (our pilot) You have to earn your nickname at our DZ. Aren't you forgetting someone....? Your packer maybe...? Seriously Andy, how could you forget to mention: Shithead?! ...Oh excuse me, he now prefers the less formal: Shit. Which is not the most artistically creative nickname, but makes for some interesting moments: like when my wife is standing on the balcony of the Destin Best Western at 9am, shouting for him across the parking lot. And she's so used to it, she didn't even realize she was risking arrest for public profanity. (*sigh*) Yep, my Baby got lots of 'inquisitive' looks from the vacationing rednecks on that lovely Sunday.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #33 March 28, 2006 I am fond of the dynamic duo Voodew and JUJU, and off course I like the nicknames that our DZ manager and good friend of mine Ryan passes out, anything from Chocha, to mine being tubtub. Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #34 March 28, 2006 At my DZ, we all have the same nickname ... Loser. HERE'S why. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #35 March 28, 2006 Yeah, we all called him Mongo for about 3 weeks and then he showed up at the DZ and I said hey Mongo, and he fired off, "I looked that up in the dictionary and that ain't funny!!!" We absolutely rolled!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #36 March 28, 2006 Quote"Twiggy"- she landed in a tree... the only tree. Twice. That's hilarious. Reminded me of "Pinecone" from our DZ, same reason He landed in a very tall Pine Tree, about 30ft or so up, to be exact. He had to hug the tree for a very long time before rescuers were able to ladder up there. We have video. And his buddy was taunting the hell out of him on the ground---nevermind it could have been a worse situation---that was the funniest part, now that he's safe to the groundPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #37 March 28, 2006 I was waiting for you to mention Shithead. I think the Destin police were being a little bit friendly. They didn't arrest Shithead for vagrancy either. OTOH, I don't think he'll ever forget my real name.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #38 March 28, 2006 QuoteI can't believe you left out Ballsack. madjohn I can't believe I left out Mad John!!!!!!! Yup. Ballsack is the funniest. What's even funnier is when you see how he got the nickname!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beezyshaw 0 #39 March 28, 2006 Way back in the 70's, this friend of mine was known by all his jumper friends as "Drippy Dick" Then he grew up and became a physician, so he'll correct you very abruptly if you refer to him that way! EXCUUUUUSE ME, Dr. Dick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #40 March 28, 2006 Quote If I remember correctly, at same said restaurant, you received the nickname of "Stiffy". But not for the same reason as above. Dammit! cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bayouth 0 #41 March 28, 2006 We got a "Spanky" and a "Mule"... Draw your oun pictures... -- Yeah... I'm the tall one... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #42 March 28, 2006 Quote...Aren't you forgetting someone....? Your packer maybe...? Seriously Andy, how could you forget to mention: Shithead?! ...Oh excuse me, he now prefers the less formal: Shit. I stand corrected! Holy shit...I mean Shit. He showed up for his FJC with a nametag saying Shithead and the statement that that was what he wanted to be called...we obliged him.... Shithead it is...Shit for short. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #43 March 28, 2006 I much prefer the nickname i gave you meatbomb. Not many people can fall that fast on their belly. we should go out and do another two way hybrid though. We have/had Stinky-not because he actually stinks. Rat--various gravity rats get called rat Pimp--skypimp helmet maker Tree--didn't stick, Lindercles on here. Our old Pilot used to call me "Flare Toggles" because when i took him on a tandem, i forgot to grab the flare toggles on landing. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #44 March 28, 2006 no nicknames at my dropzone. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #45 March 28, 2006 My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnny1488 1 #46 March 28, 2006 Here's some favs, past and present. Maggot Hawkeye D-bag Beast Sonic Monkey Sizzler Grouper Punisher Horsehead Doctor Machete Hollywood Potato Head Spanky TNT Characters, all of them. Johnny --"This ain't no book club, we're all gonna die!" Mike Rome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #47 March 28, 2006 we got one named "Hanger Banger" MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #48 March 28, 2006 We have someone they call Camel Toe. If you are reading this TC, sorry. I couldn't resist posting.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #49 March 29, 2006 Ostrich On his first jump his instructors told him that if felt nervous, he could deploy early. He felt nervous right out of the door and ended up on an Ostrich farm nine miles away. He ultimately became my favorite AFF instructor. He has great empathy for those who are not 'naturals' in the sport. He was my biggest cheerleader. I asked his Mom if I could adopt the boy. She doesn't want to give him up. If he ever needs a kidney, he had better come to me first. I love you Ostrich. [smooch]What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peckerhead 0 #50 March 29, 2006 I am going to stay out of this one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
