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wmw999 2,439
(Wendy checks inside pants quickly). OK, you're not talking about me. I don't have a penis at all.QuoteYOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS
Wendy W.
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QuoteWell...well...well... YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS!
I always knew there was a reason I never got any... oh wait you're not talking about me either...
I really have never met Hawkins so I have no idea if he has a small penis.
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QuoteI'm sorry. I was childishly lashing out for no reason.
I really have never met Hawkins so I have no idea if he has a small penis.
Oh, I think we have a teeny tiny little smidgen of a hint...
you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
QuoteWell...well...well... YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS!
well, it looks big enough when it is in your mother.
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QuoteQuoteWell...well...well... YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS!
well, it looks big enough when it is in your mother.
If you knew her family. . . .
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
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I think that is the only logical course of action for a "Your mother" comment.
turtlespeed 220
QuoteI think you should make a big deal out of it and curse me wildly. Then you should drive to my house and shoot me three times in the chest with a 12 gauge. Then you should put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger...
I think that is the only logical course of action for a "Your mother" comment.
Did you forget to take certain medicines today?
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
Unfair play. I demand a do over.
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QuoteI think that is the only logical course of action for a "Your mother" comment.
now that's just not true... the logical course for a general "your mother" comment is to come back with an equally or more gruesome/cruel "your mother" comment...
That or she could just ignore it...
QuoteHey! You changed that from "when it's in these pot bellied pigs"!
Unfair play. I demand a do over.
lol! I changed it twice... It was a knee jerk "Your mom" joke and I thought it would get me in trouble with mr von so I changed it to about me making love to pot bellied pigs (Which is true)
but someone quoted me before I could edit the post so I had to change it back to my origional mother post.
QuoteI think you should make a big deal out of it and curse me wildly. Then you should drive to my house and shoot me three times in the chest with a 12 gauge. Then you should put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger...
I think that is the only logical course of action for a "Your mother" comment.
Doesn't that require re-loading? Too much work.
Ok, heard this on the radio today:
Your mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert, the entire band skips!
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wmw999 2,439
To everyone in this thread: Just because, after analyzing the information about how people behave and react, you come to the conclusion that you, and you alone, have the one correct approach to human interaction
doesn't make it so!
That is all.
Wendy W.
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QuoteOK, fine. If we're going to get all serious.
Who's being serious... certainly not me...
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QuoteQuoteI think you should make a big deal out of it and curse me wildly. Then you should drive to my house and shoot me three times in the chest with a 12 gauge. Then you should put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger...
I think that is the only logical course of action for a "Your mother" comment.
Doesn't that require re-loading? Too much work.
Ok, heard this on the radio today:
Your mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert, the entire band skips!
that depends how good of a shot you are.
lmfao! and I thought the days of good "your mama" jokes had faded away.
wmw999 2,439
Wendy W.
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