15-Year Lackanookie Anniversary

[JENNR8R 0]

Okay, it's official... I haven't had any 'nookie' in 15 years.

It seems like I should commemorate this milestone somehow. Maybe I'll call the Guiness World Book of Records. Certainly, I've had the longest dry spell of any skydiver since the beginning of the sport.

Do you have any other suggestions on how to mark this achievement that don't involve fornication?

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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Okay, it's official... I haven't had any 'nookie' in 15 years.

It seems like I should commemorate this milestone somehow. Maybe I'll call the Guiness World Book of Records. Certainly, I've had the longest dry spell of any skydiver since the beginning of the sport.

Do you have any other suggestions on how to mark this achievement that don't involve fornication?

Hey baby... see my thread in the womens only section...

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xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

[Squeak 17]

Sonds like a personal preference, in which case it's not really an accomplishment
Now being female and trying to get laid and not suceeding for 15 years, that's an accomplishment

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[cocheese 0]

I thought i had the record.
I can't even win a dry spell contest. You have a way of making us feel thankful don't you ?
May i suggest a visit to the adult toy store to celebrate your achievment ?
Hey Jello J , got a new toy store customer for ya.
May dicks fall out of the sky for you.
( That's the last time i suggest that she needs to post more)

[waltappel 1]

How to celebrate? That's easy--a weekend at Walt's!

Walt

[JENNR8R 0]

Do you have any other suggestions on how to mark this achievement that don't involve fornication?

[jlkskycam 0]

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Okay, it's official... I haven't had any 'nookie' in 15 years.

It seems like I should commemorate this milestone somehow. Maybe I'll call the Guiness World Book of Records. Certainly, I've had the longest dry spell of any skydiver since the beginning of the sport.

Do you have any other suggestions on how to mark this achievement that don't involve fornication?

How 'bout some oral???

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[Bolas 5]

Lackanookie - sounds like the name of a summer camp.

I went 25 + years once.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Does "hooker" mean anything to you??? Hookers are ok you know...

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xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

[Bolas 5]

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Does "hooker" mean anything to you??? Hookers are ok you know...

At one point my friends were threatening that.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[freeflir29 0]

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At one point my friends were threatening that.

Yeah...........you should have gone to Amsterdam!

[livendive 8]

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How 'bout some oral???

You offering?

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[jenfly00 0]

BOB

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"O brave new world that has such people in it".

[turtlespeed 226]

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Okay, it's official... I haven't had any 'nookie' in 15 years.

It seems like I should commemorate this milestone somehow. Maybe I'll call the Guiness World Book of Records. Certainly, I've had the longest dry spell of any skydiver since the beginning of the sport.

Do you have any other suggestions on how to mark this achievement that don't involve fornication?

Lackanookie is curable now -

It's an island holistic cure - it's called ComeonIwannalay-ya

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun