pop 0 #1 March 24, 2006 Tell me an embarrassing sex story..... I'll tell you one that pops (no pun intended) into my mind. Right in the middle of it I farted really loud. I couldn’t stop laughing after that, and lost my concentration if you know what I mean. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #2 March 24, 2006 My boyfriend at the time and I were having a great time in his car at a small local airport when the police drove up and shined the light on us. I dont think I have ever got dressed so quickly in my life. No ticket though, Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #3 March 24, 2006 This will be painful for me to remember but here goes: girlfriend had this crazy idea to go have sex on the library steps one night, she was leaning over on the steps kinda bent at the waist and I was behind her going to town fast! on the up stoke I lost my balance and came out and when I tried to recover I put my left leg down and slipped on something on the step fell forward and went right up her azz! continued to fall on top of her and her arms buckled from the weight and the pain and drove her face first into the granite steps....... one night of risky outside sex= strianed ligiment and torn mucsle on inner thigh (limped for 3 weeks)-me huge lump on knee when it hit the steps-me one very sore anus-her split lip and a chipped tooth-her 2 black eyes from a fractured nose-her the worst part was for the rest of the time we were together everytime she smiled at me I had to look at that damn tooth and be reminded of it (man that hurt just to type that out)Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #4 March 24, 2006 i once fell asleep while reciving a blow job.... she was not happy!!!.... but it was so relaxing and i was tired.... i couldn't help it... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #5 March 24, 2006 Quotei once fell asleep while reciving a blow job.... she was not happy!!!.... but it was so relaxing and i was tired.... i couldn't help it... I once fell asleep in the middle of sex being on the bottom...woke up minutes later and just kept going....dont knwo fi she noticed7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #6 March 24, 2006 You'll have to give me a while to think of a good 1...there are so many"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #7 March 24, 2006 That is seriously hysterical!!! Thanks for the laugh!! By the way, what car should I watch for, and haven't watched Dune in a long time! Can't wait!! To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #8 March 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteThis will be painful for me to remember but here goes: girlfriend had this crazy idea to go have sex on the library steps one night, she was leaning over on the steps kinda bent at the waist and I was behind her going to town fast! on the up stoke I lost my balance and came out and when I tried to recover I put my left leg down and slipped on something on the step fell forward and went right up her azz! continued to fall on top of her and her arms buckled from the weight and the pain and drove her face first into the granite steps....... one night of risky outside sex= strianed ligiment and torn mucsle on inner thigh (limped for 3 weeks)-me huge lump on knee when it hit the steps-me one very sore anus-her split lip and a chipped tooth-her 2 black eyes from a fractured nose-her the worst part was for the rest of the time we were together everytime she smiled at me I had to look at that damn tooth and be reminded of it (man that hurt just to type that out) That is fucking hilarious!!!! You should have just stayed in bed that day. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #9 March 24, 2006 Its one of those things that your friends say one day you will look back and laugh, well its been a while and I still dont laugh, maybe a chuckle but not a laugh....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #10 March 24, 2006 QuoteIts one of those things that your friends say one day you will look back and laugh, well its been a while and I still dont laugh, maybe a chuckle but not a laugh.... Haha... I've done the same thing, but not as dramatic. My ex and I were in bed going to town. She got on top for a while and we were both near the end so I decided I'd help her along and speed up the pace. I had slipped out a couple of times and rammed the whole thing back to my nuts without skipping a beat, she was just lovin it. She started to get a little crazy and her rhythm got out of whack due to her orgasm and I slipped out again only she was miss aligned this time and it went ALL THE WAY UP HER BUTT AT LIGHT SPEED. Luckily we were all sweaty and my cock was thoroughly lubed from her secretions, but still. I stopped immediately, and backed out slow. She cried she was in so much pain, I felt so bad. That wasn't a good first anal experience for her and she'll probably never want to give it a try (sorry to her future BFs ). But you're right. It wasn't very funny at the time... but she's a ho so I can laugh about it now. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
