nicolesheridan 0 #1 March 17, 2006 Ok, so here is the deal: my husband, Voodoo and I are making an adult movie this summer that combines sex, skydiving, a funny story, and some other crazy stuff. We are trying to figure out how we want to go about distributing it (i.e. a traditional distribution deal with a middleman who sells to adult stores or do our own marketing via the internet or direct sales at boogies, etc.). Also, we are casting for both male and female skydivers / tandem instructors who would like to be in the movie in a sex scene. You must get to southern california on your own, but we will pay for all jumps, your required STD testing, and pay you a normal scene rate for your participation. Any bands / musicians who would like to have their music featured in the movie are welcome to submit it as well. There is no pay for the use of their music, but great exposure and the chance to use parts of the movie in a music video. Thanks in advance for participating in the poll! Nicole -----------------------------------------------------------"People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But, the self is not something that one finds. It is something that one creates"- Thomas Szasz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 March 17, 2006 there ya go 100% for yes You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #3 March 17, 2006 Please dont let Bo be in it, really dont wanna see him naked dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #4 March 17, 2006 It's about time for a decent skydiving movie that really shows the two things that matter the most to us all ! Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #5 March 17, 2006 I didn't see any mention of beer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #6 March 17, 2006 QuoteAlso, we are casting for both male and female skydivers / tandem instructors who would like to be in the movie in a sex scene. You must get to southern california on your own, but we will pay for all jumps, your required STD testing, and pay you a normal scene rate for your participation. Do you require anyone who is pathetic, has thinning hair with a beer belly, a hairy back, couldn't please the most desperate woman, a small wee-wee and who fires of after ten seconds? Please try to control your excitement. There is only so much of me to go around. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #7 March 17, 2006 if you allowed multiple answers, i would have marked all the yesses. i asked my wife if i could audition, but she said that in the interest of keeping people from getting sick, she couldn't allow people to see me naked. please post when this video is finnally released, we'll buy a copy. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #8 March 17, 2006 hmm.. keep us posted on how thigs develope.. i've never wanted to run for goverment anyways, i'd be in it... or atleast buy it.... when are you lanning on doing the shoot? and ow many days would be required... some of us have very limited vacation time.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.g 0 #9 March 17, 2006 Finally someone has decided to make a movie based on my life. Respect my authoritah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #10 March 17, 2006 Well, gee, that's a really new idea. Never seen that before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #11 March 17, 2006 If you need people to work in production let me know.Someone to set up lights,etc.. This would be an event not to be missed."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #13 March 17, 2006 I want a small part in the movie. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #14 March 17, 2006 RW or Freefly? I have standards.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #15 March 17, 2006 I only know of one porn that involves skydiving thusfar (although I probably have a very limited knowledge of the genre), but you should definately broaden the field with another one. Can I be the guy who walks through a scene and says, "What kind of dock is that?" You should reinvent getting "pied", the way only a porn could. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4201 0 #16 March 17, 2006 "The world is filled with pimps and hoes; will just talk about those I know." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 March 17, 2006 Oh Rats.. Too old and decripit to participate... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #18 March 17, 2006 I'm at a loss for words, yet strangely intruiged.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #19 March 17, 2006 Porn, skydiving how could you go wrong! P.S. did I mention I live in socal?Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #20 March 17, 2006 QuoteThere is no pay for the use of their music, but great exposure Huh-huh-huh....uh, so the band gets nekkid, too? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #21 March 17, 2006 What do you need the skydiving and funny story for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #22 March 17, 2006 Are you going to deliver it to my dz for me? The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 2 #23 March 17, 2006 Great Idea. Would be happy to be an extra :) To old to look good nekkid on camera but if you have the need for an 39 year old slightly overweight nekkid skydiver let me know. I'm not shy and it wouldn't be the first time the world has seen me nekkid ;) MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotalus01 0 #24 March 17, 2006 would definitely buy it if it has a naked skydiving sequence in it...none of my whuffo friends believe its even possible to skydive naked, much less that its actually done. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #25 March 18, 2006 ok what if 11 jumpers from kansas will be in perris untill next thursday and most of them are guys? can we be in it we got 2 vidiots (inside AND outside video) and several "open-minded" chicks? MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites