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skydivermom

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We went out to eat Chinese the same day we met with our realtor. I usually find the messages in the fortune cookies to be pretty cheesy, but I didn't this time.

My husband's read..."this is a great day to handle those real estate matters!"

....and as if that wasn't wierd enough, mine said
"The path of life shall lead upwards for you!"

If 10,500 ft. isn't upwards then I don't know what is! Anyone else ever gotten anything interesting out of those cookies!
Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

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I always add "in bed" to the end of every fortune I read from the cookies. It makes them funnier. So, your husband's would be, "...this is a great day to handle those real estate matters in bed," and yours would be, "he path of life shall lead upwards for you in bed." :D
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***My last one said, "You like Chinese food." I mean come on, how lame is that?

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That's USUALLY the kind I get! I keep the ones that are actually meaningful because they are so few and far between.
Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

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Mine would be creepy if I were superstitious.

My SO and I spent 2002 in America doing the DZ-bum-for-a-year thing. We'd eat Chinese at least 3 times a week and always looked forward to our fortune cookies. We'd spend heaps of time applying the little sayings to what was happening to us at the time. You do those sorts of things when you're broke an on holiday. ;)

One night we got our cookies as usual - only his was empty. I made a joke about him having no future as we analysed mine.

Two days later he went in (canopy collision).

True story.
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