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Buried

Things Not To Say/Hear While having sex

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-Why are you crying?
- Why aren't you crying?
- No, but I love parts of you.
- Your turn.
- Well, I guess i'm not gay afterall
- You know what, I must be gay
- You are my first
- Great, all over my monitor!
- You can wake up
- We should get married.
- Least likely to get laid, yeah right!
- Where does this go again?
- I think something fell out
- OPPS!



GO..!

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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Can you let me up, i need to take a shit.

Oh shit I forgot my pill!

I started, oh well

I'm sorry I have the farts and they reak! You still wanna keep going?

Would you like a mint?

Is that your underwear stuck to the wall?

Oh my gosh the dog just stuck his nose in my butt

:D:ph34r::D:ph34r::D:ph34r:-Caress
I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

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