Buried 0 #1 March 17, 2006 -Why are you crying? - Why aren't you crying? - No, but I love parts of you. - Your turn. - Well, I guess i'm not gay afterall - You know what, I must be gay - You are my first - Great, all over my monitor! - You can wake up - We should get married. - Least likely to get laid, yeah right! - Where does this go again? - I think something fell out - OPPS! GO..! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #2 March 17, 2006 what was your name again?This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carpediem 0 #3 March 17, 2006 it smells like poo Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 March 17, 2006 When was the last time you washed that thing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #5 March 17, 2006 - I need to answer that, It's my gay lover - I need to answer that, It's my other g/f - I need to answer that, It's my mother - Are you sure that you are suppose to smell like that? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #6 March 17, 2006 The one I really hate to hear.... - I think my husband just came homeThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #7 March 17, 2006 Is that it? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #8 March 17, 2006 QuoteWhen was the last time you washed that thing? You hear that a lot don't you, you dirty hippie. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #9 March 17, 2006 - Blue. I'm going to paint the ceiling Blue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #10 March 17, 2006 - Is it in yet? - You're done ALREADY??! - That's ok, I'm sure alot of men have that problem... just go clean up.The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
malboy 0 #11 March 17, 2006 'yawn' 'hurry up my program starts in 5 minutes' 'my ex was much bigger, you know' 'your brother lasted longer than that' 'snore'www.ewancowie.com www.facebook.com/ewancowiephotography Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #12 March 17, 2006 - You know I was a man once? - Hey I used to have one of those! - I think you need practice Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #13 March 17, 2006 which hole is this? actually, a friend of mine did think that with one girl.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #14 March 17, 2006 Dam'n.. I didn't realize I had THAT much to drink.... I hope that rash cleared up...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #15 March 17, 2006 -Is it supposed to be this soft? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #16 March 17, 2006 I didn't hurt you... did I? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #17 March 17, 2006 oh yeah, i think i might have forgotten to tell you ... i've got aids.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 March 17, 2006 Have you seen a doctor about that yeast infection? Damn, I'm horny--it was killing me waiting for those Herpes sores to go away! Do you take MasterCard? Can you hurry up? I've gotta piss!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverds 0 #19 March 17, 2006 Is the auto-pilot still on? Skydive Radio Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #20 March 17, 2006 - I think I lost my ring...... - Can you put your teeth back in? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #21 March 17, 2006 Can you let me up, i need to take a shit. Oh shit I forgot my pill! I started, oh well I'm sorry I have the farts and they reak! You still wanna keep going? Would you like a mint? Is that your underwear stuck to the wall? Oh my gosh the dog just stuck his nose in my butt -Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBachelor 5 #22 March 17, 2006 I hate it when her mother says: Baa. There are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sight_burner 0 #23 March 17, 2006 Ya your sister likes it this way to! and just like the rodeo now you try to hang on for 8 seconds. I don't care about fame I just want people to know my name qote ( Andrew Cebuhar) the thread is dead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #24 March 17, 2006 YAHTZEE!! ."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #25 March 17, 2006 get going doggie style, then grab her hair, pull it back and say.. "your sister was much better" .. now try to hold on for at least 8 seconnds.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites