Movie quotes:

[indyz 1]

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists! "

...and from the same film...

"My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention!"
"Ditto!"

[jceman 1]

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"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists! "

...and from the same film...

"My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention!"
"Ditto!"

"Golly, Mr. Lamar, you use your mouth prettier'n a twentyfive dollar whore!"

or (My favorite)

"What in the Wide, Wide, World of Sports is a'goin' on here? I hired you people to try and get some track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

[racer42 0]

How much more of this are we gonna take... I mean.... " women stampeded and cattle raped"

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[racer42 0]

I think this entire thread is in need of a good old fashioned "Number 7"

L.A.S.T. #24
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[nightjumps 1]

I said, "Put the bunny back in the box."

[LouDiamond 1]

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I think this entire thread is in need of a good old fashioned "Number 7"

Blazzing saddles

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

[AggieDave 6]

"Whoa"

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[AggieDave 6]

"mrrrmmphrmrmphrmrmphrmrrrmm, ADREANE!"

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Professor 0]

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Another one:

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here" FUCK!! ASS!!

"somebody should buy this guy a proverb book, or something, 'cause this mix and match shit's gotta go."

Ok, everybody knows this quote, but what's it from:
"When I say 'who's the masta?' you say 'Sho 'nuff'!

Ted
Like a giddy school girl.

[txblondie 0]

Ok, everybody knows this quote, but what's it from:
"When I say 'who's the masta?' you say 'Sho 'nuff'!

[Professor 0]

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Remember "Hey, my man. What it look like?"

No... Sorry. I'm only halfway through it. I'll probably watch the rest tonight. I've been renting a lot of weird stuff ever since I got netflix, and this movie was one of them.

Ted
Like a giddy school girl.

[Guest]

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Leon

One of my favourite films.

Here's another from him

"Thank you very much" "Elis movies"

What movie

Buzz

"Elvis - he was the king!" It was "Godzilla" (the recent Roland Emmerich production).

Jean Reno rocks! Luc Besson did a phenomenal job with "Leon", but Reno MADE that picture. He's got a great, great mug. Don't miss Jean Reno in "Ronin", he and Robert DeNiro are just outstanding together in that film. "Lethal post-Cold War espionage thriller" is about the best way I can compliment it.

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[Guest]

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or (My favorite)

"What in the Wide, Wide, World of Sports is a'goin' on here? I hired you people to try and get some track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"

Good old Slim Pickens... There is so much quotable material in that picture!

Trivia: When Mel Brooks did a test screening for the Warners studio bigshots, they all just sat there stone-faced. Horrified, Brooks ran out and grabbed people off the street to watch the film. Their hysterical reaction convinced the studio to release it.

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[Casie 0]

Melissa talking to Stacy

"Gary always says they're all the same size when erect."

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

[livendive 8]

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw - 'Heathers'

I don't want no commies in my car...and no christians either! - 'Repo Man' (one of MANY great quotes)

I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker! - 'Blue Velvet' (another plethora of great lines)

That the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! Next time don't be so fuckin' eager! - 'Natural Born Killers'

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[LouDiamond 1]

Ok try this on:


"Where's our mutha fucking movie check at?"

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

[livendive 8]

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Ok try this on:


"Where's our mutha fucking movie check at?"

Yo! This muthafucker ain't one of us! He said he'd fuck a sheep!

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[LouDiamond 1]

Check it!:


"if I'm gonna die for a word, my word is poon tang"

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

[FliegendeWolf 0]

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!

A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All

[blondeflyer7 0]

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I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!

OMG....I've never heard you talk like that....man I guess I was just surprised

[sangiro 25]

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

Safe swoops
Sangiro

[TheRus 0]

...on that note...

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine
You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway

[BrianM84 0]

"Whos your daddy and what does he do?"
Kindergarten Cop!!:) love that movie
Tallyman

[Jib 0]

Tombstone.

"What is a sex crime?"
"Not gettin' any!"

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

[Guest]

Here's one I recently saw--

"Cowboy the f*** up!"

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."