Tell me something I don't know . . .

[kelel01 1]

About you.

Here's mine: I dance to the noise the dishwasher makes when it's running.

[Girlfalldown 0]

I pick my nose.

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[CanuckInUSA 0]

I have three legs.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[NWFlyer 2]

I pick GFD's nose.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Girlfalldown 0]

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can't pick GFD's nose.

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[NWFlyer 2]

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can't pick GFD's nose.

Except if I sedate you.

[Girlfalldown 0]

I wanna be sedated.

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[Broke 0]

Twenty, twenty, twentyfour hours to go.
I wanna be sedated.
Got nothing to do nowhere to go.
I wannt be sedated.

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[hookitt 1]

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the back of the couch.

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[eeneR 3]

I was crosseyed when I was younger

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[yamtx73 0]

Something about me you don't know.... I can ballroom dance...

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

[waltappel 1]

I tried to light one of my farts one time. I wasn't successful, but at least I tried!

Walt

[hookitt 1]

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I tried to light one of my farts one time. I wasn't successful, but at least I tried!

hehehe... give it another go because it works. Just gotta have the pants tight up against your ass.

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[waltappel 1]

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I tried to light one of my farts one time. I wasn't successful, but at least I tried!

hehehe... give it another go because it works. Just gotta have the pants tight up against your ass.

I was in my underwear. I didn't have the balls to try it bare-assed. I'm surprise to hear that it works with pants on!

Walt

[hookitt 1]

... and what a lovely picture we've painted today.

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[countzero 7]

i can shoot pool ambidextriously.

diamonds are a dawgs best friend

[popsjumper 2]

I won a state boxing championship at 16.

I passed 82 karts in the first lap of my first World Karting Association nationals race at Daytona.

My one attempt at lighting a fart was both bare-assed and successful - only first degree burns.

I came in next to last in the one and only track meet race I participated in.

I once walked the bases loaded and then struck out 3 in a row.

I once convinced a cop that I was NOT the one who mooned him as he drove by.

I competed in trampoline in my teens.

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My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Muenkel 0]

I have a brand new car in the garage that I don't drive.

Chris

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Chris

[Laurel 0]

I designed an Erotic Literature class for grad school at Southern Methodist University. Basically, part of my degree was in well-written porn.

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PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074
My Pink M

[flygirl1 0]

I have 4 Guinea pigs. I like to eat my french fries with mayonnaise. I can drink almost all my guy friends under the table and I love bubble baths so much I take at least 1 every day.

Fly like a girl

[kenz 0]

i can cross one eye and look at you with the other :)

"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

[TheAnvil 0]

I'm a JACKASS

oh...er...I currently have seven kinds of tequila on my baking rack.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[popsjumper 2]

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i can cross one eye and look at you with the other :)

Now THAT'S funny as shit...my son can do that...now I know THREE people who can.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[unformed 0]

I jerk-off to lesbian monkey porn.

This ad space for sale.

[jlkskycam 0]

I fenced competitively (Foil, Saber, Epee) until a couple years after I started skydiving.