darnknit 0 #1 March 15, 2006 i beat my packer with a crowbar every day we jump. on days we don't jump, i go easy on him and use a billy club. what about the rest of you? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #2 March 15, 2006 doesn't that cause a lot of damage to a perfectly good billy can i used to buy him energy bars to keep him going Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #3 March 15, 2006 Quotei beat my packer with a crowbar every day we jump. on days we don't jump, i go easy on him and use a billy club. what about the rest of you? There was this packer once...down in Sebastian....worked for Packing Cathy.....sumbuddy beat him with a crowbar me thinks. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #4 March 15, 2006 no.....but I wanted to after my last cutaway!!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #5 March 15, 2006 exactly my point Jim, it builds character, it makes the little guys coat shiny. he becomes more playful and loving. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #6 March 15, 2006 Quoteexactly my point Jim, it builds character, it makes the little guys coat shiny. he becomes more playful and loving. You still crack me up PJ. :o) bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #7 March 15, 2006 I prefer to be beaten with a telescoping police baton myself.. but maybe I'm just weird. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #8 March 15, 2006 Not a crow bar.. but a human body in the middle of a swoop. SAFETY FIRST!! Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 March 15, 2006 QuoteI prefer to be beaten with a telescoping police baton myself.. but maybe I'm just weird. And here I thought you were enjoying the bullwhip. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 March 15, 2006 Even though my packer has packed me a couple of mals over the past couple of years (well, only 1 was even kinda the packer's fault even then it was still partly my fault as well, the others was a "shit happens" sort of situation), I still can't strike with my hands, feet or anything. Definately not with a weapon. See, family violence is a serious crime in TX and it would get me in a lot of trouble. Not only that but my packer could kick my ass.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #11 March 15, 2006 Your wife packs for you? But doesn't that leave her too tired to cook you dinner and tend to your needs once the jumping day is done? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #12 March 15, 2006 The bullwhip is OK in moderation. I have to stop now. This thread started to remind me of an old roommate. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 March 15, 2006 Quote Your wife packs for you? But doesn't that leave her too tired to cook you dinner and tend to your needs once the jumping day is done? Yeah, my wife packs for me. Not for free though. Since I make more DZ money doing tandems and coaching then she does doing coaching and packing, she packs for me. For her its just one more pack job, since she's a packer anyways and its $5 that she gets to use for jumping then some other packer gets. It works out really well since we decided that we really didn't want to spend any outside money on jumping. Just money from jumping for jumping (atleast when at our home DZ).--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #14 March 15, 2006 oh, look at me look at me, im soo civil and respectful, i dont beat my packer like a hooker who stole my wallet in atlantic city last week Listen here you limp wristed cream puffs, beating your local packers is a privle...... NO a DUTY that you MUST carry out. i think JFK said it best. ( as an interesting side note, packers on average drink more then your garden variety kennedy) "Every packer ought to have the right to be beaten; as he would like to be beaten, as one would wish to be beaten, as one would wish his packer to be beaten." ask not what you can do for your packer.... but why is your packer not cowering in the corner brings a fuckin tear to my swollen and bloodied eye. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #15 March 15, 2006 Back when F-111 was the fashionable fabric for tandem mains, many of those openings felt like a packer beat me with a crowbar! Oh! Wait a minute, I packed some of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #16 March 15, 2006 GET BACK TO WORK YOU SPOOGE MOPPING TRANCE DANCER! AND GET THAT FUCKING CHOPSTICK OUT OF YOUR TONGUE! pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 March 15, 2006 No, I've never beaten my packer, but there are a few people who troll Bonfire who I'd like to take a stick to.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twibbles 0 #18 March 15, 2006 Can't say that i've even beaten myself with a crowbar... eugene "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #19 March 15, 2006 QuoteNo, I've never beaten my packer, but there are a few people who troll Bonfire who I'd like to take a stick to. name 'em. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagle7 0 #20 March 15, 2006 PJ, if you are talking about Alan, he has been packing some sweet, slow, easy openings for me. My back thanks him. Later, Andre Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 March 15, 2006 All my customers beat me. But i like it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 March 15, 2006 QuoteNo, I've never beaten my packer, but there are a few people who troll Bonfire who I'd like to take a stick to. Aw...I bet you say that to ALL the guys... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyanide41 0 #23 March 15, 2006 QuoteNo, I've never beaten my packer, but there are a few people who troll Bonfire who I'd like to take a stick to. Where do I apply?? JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #24 March 15, 2006 Nope...I am my packerMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #25 March 15, 2006 QuoteAll my customers beat me. But i like it. Ah, so *THAT'S* why you said you have 25 packing paddles in your toolkit! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
