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darnknit

have you ever beaten your packer with a crow bar, or been a packer that's been beaten with a crowbar?

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No I just try and keep him in enough money that he can stave off withdrawl and focus on my pack job



see, this is where you are going all wrong. he only looks like he is focused on your pack job. a packer's attention will wander faster than a folk singer on a country back road. a good whack with a crowbar just above the left ear usually gets them back in the game, but you can never go easy on the little miscreants. they can smell fear, and as soon as you show weakness, they will sleep with your girlfriend and feast on your brains. unless you haven't paid them yet, in which case they will ask you for money so they can get your girlfriend drunk, and then sleep with her.


pulling is cool. keep it in the skin

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ps to my packer - loves ya!



you're a total sucker. as soon as you femur in she will be rifling through your gear bag to find the jump tickets you left behind. if she can't find them there she will look through the jumpsuit that was just cut off of you. packers are worthless by nature.


pulling is cool. keep it in the skin

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