hobbes4star 0 #1 March 15, 2006 It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you. THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it !!!if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #2 March 15, 2006 Actually, alcohol has the same stuff. Alcohol is made with water, which would contain the same quantity of e coli. Not only do we get the e coli (albeit dead) from beer, but we also get the joy of it being presented as fermented, piss colored water. Add the yeast to it (think athlete's foot and jock itch) and you've got yourself a nice mixture of our favorite single-celled organisms. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #3 March 15, 2006 Quoteand you've got yourself a nice mixture of our favorite single-celled organisms. no way man, amoeba are my favorite single celled organisms Go plasmodium falciparum!!!! I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #4 March 15, 2006 Thank you for your pearls of wisdom. My wife feels I drink too much alcohol. Now thanks to you I can truly say I am being health conscious. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rigger_john 0 #5 March 15, 2006 ALCOHOL VS. WATER ?????? Is that meant to be a compatition, I'll have $5 on the alcohol too win _________________________________________ Nullius in Verba Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #6 March 15, 2006 Maybe you should stop drinking out of the toilet.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
