Hawkins121 0 #1 March 13, 2006 Do women not know men jerk off? She was really upset.... Funny thing is thats all I have... I dont have any porn mags or anything.. all she found was lube. big fucking deal right? Wrong.... She freaked out and said "If i found something like that without even looking I'm scared of what I would find if I actually looked." christ man... What should I do? I punched her in the face but that didnt solve the problem.. Advice? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 March 13, 2006 Should've told her "Tonight's anal night, honey...are ya ready?" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 March 13, 2006 Tell her that you wank it from time to time and if she loves you she would care. That whole "If you love me" thing always does the trick. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
britboynz 0 #4 March 13, 2006 fixed it for ya: "Tonight's anal night, honey...but we can do it without lube if you'd rather" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #5 March 13, 2006 thats why i prefer to wank it in the office..CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #6 March 13, 2006 Find a new GF this is the tip of an iceberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #7 March 13, 2006 What I'd like to know is why don't you have magazines? Seems to me the next thing to do is to buy some and put them somewhere that she will find them and watch her reaction. If she freaks out - goodbye. If instead she smiles and a little look at the nice pictures, she might be a keeper."Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
femjumper 0 #8 March 13, 2006 Uhm,,, coming from a woman.. Im hoping the punch statement was a joke... To the meat of the matter... Not all women get freaked out about it.. masterbation is healthy.. Many of the Asian cultures incourage it to be done daily.. Cleanses the reproductive glands, etc. As for your gf freaking out.. She needs to understand that this is something that you are doing for you.. Remind her you could be out sleeping with 1/2 the world. But choose not too. Hell, tell her if she is so freaked out about it.. Next time you decide to do it she has a invitation to watch. If she gets weirded out more.. like the other poster said this is the tip of the ice berg.. "warning sign" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #9 March 13, 2006 QuoteDo women not know men jerk off? She was really upset.... Funny thing is thats all I have... I dont have any porn mags or anything.. all she found was lube. big fucking deal right? Wrong.... She freaked out and said "If i found something like that without even looking I'm scared of what I would find if I actually looked." christ man... What should I do? I punched her in the face but that didnt solve the problem.. Advice? I think you are capable of a higher quality troll than this one. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #10 March 13, 2006 QuoteDo women not know men jerk off? She was really upset.... Quote Tell her that you can't help yourself... you must do that every time you think of her.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #11 March 13, 2006 QuoteWhat I'd like to know is why don't you have magazines? Seems to me the next thing to do is to buy some and put them somewhere that she will find them and watch her reaction. If she freaks out - goodbye. If instead she smiles and a little look at the nice pictures, she might be a keeper. No NO Buy some gay porn and leave that around, then VIDEO her reaction You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites weegegirl 2 #12 March 13, 2006 That is totally freakin ridiculous. That is all I have to say. Oh, and I am ignoring the last line there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cyanide41 0 #13 March 13, 2006 Definately get a new girl. If my girl found lube, she'd be excited! JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites heidihagen 0 #14 March 13, 2006 maybe she freaked because you were hiding something. why were you hiding it?i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites daniel_owen_uk 0 #15 March 13, 2006 Pretty comical really, send her a link to this thread, so she can see how much she is over reacting, that said the whole punch in the face thing could backfire Tell her to chill, ask if she wants to watch!__________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #16 March 13, 2006 QuotePretty comical really, send her a link to this thread, so she can see how much she is over reacting, that said the whole punch in the face thing could backfire Tell her to chill, ask if she wants to watch! maybe she'll figure out that you deserve a good "tongue lashing" for being such a bad boy... "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryno1972 0 #17 March 13, 2006 I agree with Ian on this one. If she freaks that means she has low self esteem and that really sucks the longer the relationship goes. But, if she finds it fun and is open minded about it, then cool dealglad to be here!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #18 March 13, 2006 QuoteFind a new GF this is the tip of an iceberg D I N G .. .. .. .. D I N G .. .. .. .. DING DING DING DING OH YEAH!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites narcimund 0 #19 March 13, 2006 QuoteUhm,,, coming from a woman.. Im hoping the punch statement was a joke... Coming from a man I don't think it was. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #20 March 13, 2006 QuoteUhm,,, coming from a woman.. Im hoping the punch statement was a joke... LOL What? - What's wrong with a good old everyday Donkey Punch?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ron 10 #21 March 13, 2006 QuoteComing from a man I don't think it was. You are a man. Do you never joke? I think he was joking. And to answer the question, she most likley feels that you having to "handle yourself" is saying your sex life with her is missing something. Also she might feel that you hiding it from her is bad. People don't like secrets. How old is this woman? Is she "experienced"? I would tell her that its something you have been doing for a long time...Longer than you have been having sex. And that it feels good when she is not around. But if she is around you would rather spend that time with her. Ask her if she ever does the same. I would not consider it a big red flag. Women often look at this as wrong. For a good portion of their lives they are told sex is bad. I mainly blame religion for this view. However, how she handles this could show that you two are not a fit."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MrHixxx 0 #22 March 13, 2006 QuoteTell her that you wank it from time to time and if she loves you she would care. Or at least lend a helping hand... -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #23 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteTell her that you wank it from time to time and if she loves you she would care. Or at least lend a helping hand... -Hixxx Or two . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites narcimund 0 #24 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteComing from a man I don't think it was. You are a man. Do you never joke? I think he was joking. Yes, I do joke. No, I do not believe he was joking. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #25 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteComing from a man I don't think it was. You are a man. Do you never joke? I think he was joking. Yes, I do joke. No, I do not believe he was joking. I think he was joking - does your lube mean more to you than most?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Squeak 17 #11 March 13, 2006 QuoteWhat I'd like to know is why don't you have magazines? Seems to me the next thing to do is to buy some and put them somewhere that she will find them and watch her reaction. If she freaks out - goodbye. If instead she smiles and a little look at the nice pictures, she might be a keeper. No NO Buy some gay porn and leave that around, then VIDEO her reaction You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #12 March 13, 2006 That is totally freakin ridiculous. That is all I have to say. Oh, and I am ignoring the last line there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyanide41 0 #13 March 13, 2006 Definately get a new girl. If my girl found lube, she'd be excited! JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #14 March 13, 2006 maybe she freaked because you were hiding something. why were you hiding it?i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #15 March 13, 2006 Pretty comical really, send her a link to this thread, so she can see how much she is over reacting, that said the whole punch in the face thing could backfire Tell her to chill, ask if she wants to watch!__________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #16 March 13, 2006 QuotePretty comical really, send her a link to this thread, so she can see how much she is over reacting, that said the whole punch in the face thing could backfire Tell her to chill, ask if she wants to watch! maybe she'll figure out that you deserve a good "tongue lashing" for being such a bad boy... "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryno1972 0 #17 March 13, 2006 I agree with Ian on this one. If she freaks that means she has low self esteem and that really sucks the longer the relationship goes. But, if she finds it fun and is open minded about it, then cool dealglad to be here!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 March 13, 2006 QuoteFind a new GF this is the tip of an iceberg D I N G .. .. .. .. D I N G .. .. .. .. DING DING DING DING OH YEAH!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #19 March 13, 2006 QuoteUhm,,, coming from a woman.. Im hoping the punch statement was a joke... Coming from a man I don't think it was. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 March 13, 2006 QuoteUhm,,, coming from a woman.. Im hoping the punch statement was a joke... LOL What? - What's wrong with a good old everyday Donkey Punch?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #21 March 13, 2006 QuoteComing from a man I don't think it was. You are a man. Do you never joke? I think he was joking. And to answer the question, she most likley feels that you having to "handle yourself" is saying your sex life with her is missing something. Also she might feel that you hiding it from her is bad. People don't like secrets. How old is this woman? Is she "experienced"? I would tell her that its something you have been doing for a long time...Longer than you have been having sex. And that it feels good when she is not around. But if she is around you would rather spend that time with her. Ask her if she ever does the same. I would not consider it a big red flag. Women often look at this as wrong. For a good portion of their lives they are told sex is bad. I mainly blame religion for this view. However, how she handles this could show that you two are not a fit."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #22 March 13, 2006 QuoteTell her that you wank it from time to time and if she loves you she would care. Or at least lend a helping hand... -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteTell her that you wank it from time to time and if she loves you she would care. Or at least lend a helping hand... -Hixxx Or two . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #24 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteComing from a man I don't think it was. You are a man. Do you never joke? I think he was joking. Yes, I do joke. No, I do not believe he was joking. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteComing from a man I don't think it was. You are a man. Do you never joke? I think he was joking. Yes, I do joke. No, I do not believe he was joking. I think he was joking - does your lube mean more to you than most?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
