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waltappel

Guys, let's hear about the screwups that you will never be forgiven for...

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Here's just one of the many "Oh Shit" moments I've had to endure...sometimes it's tough being me.

I was jumping an airshow in Oklahoma many years back...

1/2 down the crowd line I hear my name and who do I see but the girl I dated all through high school, college, and lived with for a few years after.

We'd been apart but still 'semi-friends' for 4-5 years only running into each other occasionally since we both lived in San Diego.

She was in the area visiting friends...one of which was a guy she was kind of seeing that took her to the airshow.

I somewhat on the sly...told her to lose him for the night and invited her to attend the performer party that evening with me...which she did with a bit of reluctance.

So following the party, and an all night refresher course in bumping uglies...I awake to a knock on my hotel room door...SUPRISE!:o

The wonderful woman I'm now married to is standing there after flying all night from Europe to attend the show on the 'spur of the moment':|
We had been seeing each other for a couple months...no solid commitment but serious.:$

That alone was tough enough...but it gets WORSE!

One orders room service breakfast for three while the other one searches the room for pieces of clothing lost in the frenzy of the prior nights activities.;)

We're all adults...everything is everything...and as long as we're all here to see the show...
Let's GO....!:S

The two of them hung out together ALL DAY!

I'm going through the various duties all day with the guys on the team...stuff involved with being a performer.

Every time I look around I see the 'old' love of my life...whispering and giggling to the 'new' love of my life!
Man....talk about being on the HOT SEAT!;)


So after that days performance, the team is packing up canopies, flags...everything for the next days show, in a hangar at the airport...

Both ladies walk up and say, One's staying...One's going...you make the call.

Don't think I ever sweated so much in my life!:P










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High stress for sure, but I'm thinking you made a really great choice!

Walt



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Well...the choice was obvious, but i DID sleep with my eyes open the next couple nights....just in case!;)


And it's kinda hard to B.S. any past history with someone that's been taking to your old girlfriend ALL DAY!:ph34r:










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Nope. Absolute truth.

bozo.....not the brightest star in the sky



...but still a star, nonetheless. ;)

jimbo, i still love you. :)



Oh man....my heart just went pitter patter.
Momentarily I forgot I was married again.
Youre the best Arlo.

bozo


bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

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Well... lets see... um... there was the time... nope... Or maybe there was... hmmm.... no..

I got nuthin'

I suppose the fact the I'm not dead yet provides ample room for improvement in this arena... :P
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Both ladies walk up and say, One's staying...One's going...you make the call.



they obviously didn't understand men.

I mean, you already laid the one......

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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