wildcard451 0 #26 March 10, 2006 QuoteNope. Absolute truth. *golfclap* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #27 March 10, 2006 When trying to describe one of your SOs friends to your friend who she wants to hook them up together one should never use this phrase, "I wouldn't kick her out of bed."Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #28 March 10, 2006 I knew there was some reason I like you, boz ... (and no, you still can't have Lynn!) Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #29 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuote...by the women in your life. I was born. Well - at least it's nt that you are still breathing.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #30 March 10, 2006 QuoteI walked into my house at 3 am, and my wife was there holding the new baby. No shit......I forgot I was married. bozo You don't deserve to be alive.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #31 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteI walked into my house at 3 am, and my wife was there holding the new baby. No shit......I forgot I was married. bozo You don't deserve to be alive. Gee, that's kind of harsh!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #32 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteI walked into my house at 3 am, and my wife was there holding the new baby. No shit......I forgot I was married. bozo You don't deserve to be alive. Yeha he does. To roll big pimpin like that, takes huevos that shall never be put down. Plus, it amuses me, so he may live. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #33 March 10, 2006 Gee, that's kind of harsh!!!! Quote The really disturbing part is that he's procreated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #34 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteNope. Absolute truth. bozo.....not the brightest star in the sky Soooo, things were going well between the two of you up until THAT moment? Well......it was like this......I got out of the Navy.....was still a dumb kid.....that had no business being in any kind of a relationship and along comes Maryjane Rottencrotch. I happened to marry her and spent 8 years in hell. It seems I forgot I was married on more than one occasion. :o) The blonde who took me home...as I remember, was a nurse with a white VW bug.......and after every chug a lug round she became more beautiful. Selective memory tells me she was a goddess. Jack......can Lynn and I just be friends ???? LOL bozimbo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #35 March 10, 2006 QuoteGee, that's kind of harsh!!!! Quote The really disturbing part is that he's procreated. Yeah....let's only hope that his kid's can brush their shoulders off and roll deep like daddy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #36 March 10, 2006 Quote Plus, it amuses me, so he may live. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Call me judas. This comment, coupled with your sig line, really cracked me up. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #37 March 10, 2006 Your an idiot! Give this man his sign...so do you have two assholes now?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #38 March 10, 2006 QuoteGee, that's kind of harsh!!!! Quote The really disturbing part is that he's procreated. Oh cut him some slack. He's not saying it was a *good* thing! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #39 March 10, 2006 QuoteOh cut him some slack. He's not saying it was a *good* thing! No, that's me. QuoteThis comment, coupled with your sig line, really cracked me up. I do what I can. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #40 March 10, 2006 QuoteGee, that's kind of harsh!!!! Quote The really disturbing part is that he's procreated. Yes.....on more than one occasion. My oldest is an Executive Chef....#2 is a Child Psychologist....#3 is Radiology tech. Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #41 March 10, 2006 Walt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #42 March 10, 2006 QuoteWalt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Well if I had all the gory details and could write it up in a story, now *that* would deserve an award!!!! Give the guy a break--he did have the guts to own up to it and does show remorse. He ain't all bad! Maybe he was back then, but doesn't seem that way now. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #43 March 10, 2006 Well, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #44 March 10, 2006 QuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Correction. Now we have the winner. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #45 March 10, 2006 Quote Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband Oh... I must have missed the 'reformed' part. You are forgiven. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #46 March 10, 2006 QuoteWalt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Did she call me a weiner ? Just so Jenn wont worry about me being the boogeyman....I have been married to a wonderful woman for 23 years. That first fuckup was a doozey though. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #47 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuote Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband Oh... I must have missed the 'reformed' part. You are forgiven. Gee, you two get a room!!!!! (hehehehehehe) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #48 March 10, 2006 QuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Nothing you ever do in your life will ever get your guy card suspended--not even for a moment. You are a god!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #49 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Nothing you ever do in your life will ever get your guy card suspended--not even for a moment. You are a god!!!!! Walt You got my vote bro......no shit. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JustaBill 0 #50 March 10, 2006 My wife and I had been dating about 3 months. She had told me she was in a wedding on a certain Saturday and asked if I would go. I said sure. On Wednesday before the wedding the friend of mine that I was coaching a little league team with tells me he has an extra ticket to the Nascar race in Michigan, did I want it. I had never been to a race so I asked my wife (not married yet, only been dating 3 months) if she would be pissed if I went to the race instead. She said no, go ahead. Well she lied, man was she pissed. My argument was hey you said I could go, you can't be pissed. She came back with I would have went anyway, so I said then she'd have a right to be pissed . Fast forward 11 years and I still hear about it from time to time. But now it's turned into kind of a joke so it's all good.------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
bozo 0 #34 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteNope. Absolute truth. bozo.....not the brightest star in the sky Soooo, things were going well between the two of you up until THAT moment? Well......it was like this......I got out of the Navy.....was still a dumb kid.....that had no business being in any kind of a relationship and along comes Maryjane Rottencrotch. I happened to marry her and spent 8 years in hell. It seems I forgot I was married on more than one occasion. :o) The blonde who took me home...as I remember, was a nurse with a white VW bug.......and after every chug a lug round she became more beautiful. Selective memory tells me she was a goddess. Jack......can Lynn and I just be friends ???? LOL bozimbo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #35 March 10, 2006 QuoteGee, that's kind of harsh!!!! Quote The really disturbing part is that he's procreated. Yeah....let's only hope that his kid's can brush their shoulders off and roll deep like daddy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #36 March 10, 2006 Quote Plus, it amuses me, so he may live. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Call me judas. This comment, coupled with your sig line, really cracked me up. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #37 March 10, 2006 Your an idiot! Give this man his sign...so do you have two assholes now?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #38 March 10, 2006 QuoteGee, that's kind of harsh!!!! Quote The really disturbing part is that he's procreated. Oh cut him some slack. He's not saying it was a *good* thing! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #39 March 10, 2006 QuoteOh cut him some slack. He's not saying it was a *good* thing! No, that's me. QuoteThis comment, coupled with your sig line, really cracked me up. I do what I can. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #40 March 10, 2006 QuoteGee, that's kind of harsh!!!! Quote The really disturbing part is that he's procreated. Yes.....on more than one occasion. My oldest is an Executive Chef....#2 is a Child Psychologist....#3 is Radiology tech. Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #41 March 10, 2006 Walt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #42 March 10, 2006 QuoteWalt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Well if I had all the gory details and could write it up in a story, now *that* would deserve an award!!!! Give the guy a break--he did have the guts to own up to it and does show remorse. He ain't all bad! Maybe he was back then, but doesn't seem that way now. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #43 March 10, 2006 Well, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #44 March 10, 2006 QuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Correction. Now we have the winner. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #45 March 10, 2006 Quote Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband Oh... I must have missed the 'reformed' part. You are forgiven. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #46 March 10, 2006 QuoteWalt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Did she call me a weiner ? Just so Jenn wont worry about me being the boogeyman....I have been married to a wonderful woman for 23 years. That first fuckup was a doozey though. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #47 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuote Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband Oh... I must have missed the 'reformed' part. You are forgiven. Gee, you two get a room!!!!! (hehehehehehe) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #48 March 10, 2006 QuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Nothing you ever do in your life will ever get your guy card suspended--not even for a moment. You are a god!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #49 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Nothing you ever do in your life will ever get your guy card suspended--not even for a moment. You are a god!!!!! Walt You got my vote bro......no shit. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JustaBill 0 #50 March 10, 2006 My wife and I had been dating about 3 months. She had told me she was in a wedding on a certain Saturday and asked if I would go. I said sure. On Wednesday before the wedding the friend of mine that I was coaching a little league team with tells me he has an extra ticket to the Nascar race in Michigan, did I want it. I had never been to a race so I asked my wife (not married yet, only been dating 3 months) if she would be pissed if I went to the race instead. She said no, go ahead. Well she lied, man was she pissed. My argument was hey you said I could go, you can't be pissed. She came back with I would have went anyway, so I said then she'd have a right to be pissed . Fast forward 11 years and I still hear about it from time to time. But now it's turned into kind of a joke so it's all good.------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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soulshine 0 #36 March 10, 2006 Quote Plus, it amuses me, so he may live. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Call me judas. This comment, coupled with your sig line, really cracked me up. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #37 March 10, 2006 Your an idiot! Give this man his sign...so do you have two assholes now?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #38 March 10, 2006 QuoteGee, that's kind of harsh!!!! Quote The really disturbing part is that he's procreated. Oh cut him some slack. He's not saying it was a *good* thing! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #39 March 10, 2006 QuoteOh cut him some slack. He's not saying it was a *good* thing! No, that's me. QuoteThis comment, coupled with your sig line, really cracked me up. I do what I can. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #40 March 10, 2006 QuoteGee, that's kind of harsh!!!! Quote The really disturbing part is that he's procreated. Yes.....on more than one occasion. My oldest is an Executive Chef....#2 is a Child Psychologist....#3 is Radiology tech. Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #41 March 10, 2006 Walt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #42 March 10, 2006 QuoteWalt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Well if I had all the gory details and could write it up in a story, now *that* would deserve an award!!!! Give the guy a break--he did have the guts to own up to it and does show remorse. He ain't all bad! Maybe he was back then, but doesn't seem that way now. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #43 March 10, 2006 Well, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #44 March 10, 2006 QuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Correction. Now we have the winner. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #45 March 10, 2006 Quote Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband Oh... I must have missed the 'reformed' part. You are forgiven. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #46 March 10, 2006 QuoteWalt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Did she call me a weiner ? Just so Jenn wont worry about me being the boogeyman....I have been married to a wonderful woman for 23 years. That first fuckup was a doozey though. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #47 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuote Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband Oh... I must have missed the 'reformed' part. You are forgiven. Gee, you two get a room!!!!! (hehehehehehe) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #48 March 10, 2006 QuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Nothing you ever do in your life will ever get your guy card suspended--not even for a moment. You are a god!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #49 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Nothing you ever do in your life will ever get your guy card suspended--not even for a moment. You are a god!!!!! Walt You got my vote bro......no shit. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JustaBill 0 #50 March 10, 2006 My wife and I had been dating about 3 months. She had told me she was in a wedding on a certain Saturday and asked if I would go. I said sure. On Wednesday before the wedding the friend of mine that I was coaching a little league team with tells me he has an extra ticket to the Nascar race in Michigan, did I want it. I had never been to a race so I asked my wife (not married yet, only been dating 3 months) if she would be pissed if I went to the race instead. She said no, go ahead. Well she lied, man was she pissed. My argument was hey you said I could go, you can't be pissed. She came back with I would have went anyway, so I said then she'd have a right to be pissed . Fast forward 11 years and I still hear about it from time to time. But now it's turned into kind of a joke so it's all good.------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
wildcard451 0 #39 March 10, 2006 QuoteOh cut him some slack. He's not saying it was a *good* thing! No, that's me. QuoteThis comment, coupled with your sig line, really cracked me up. I do what I can. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #40 March 10, 2006 QuoteGee, that's kind of harsh!!!! Quote The really disturbing part is that he's procreated. Yes.....on more than one occasion. My oldest is an Executive Chef....#2 is a Child Psychologist....#3 is Radiology tech. Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #41 March 10, 2006 Walt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #42 March 10, 2006 QuoteWalt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Well if I had all the gory details and could write it up in a story, now *that* would deserve an award!!!! Give the guy a break--he did have the guts to own up to it and does show remorse. He ain't all bad! Maybe he was back then, but doesn't seem that way now. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #43 March 10, 2006 Well, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #44 March 10, 2006 QuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Correction. Now we have the winner. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #45 March 10, 2006 Quote Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband Oh... I must have missed the 'reformed' part. You are forgiven. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #46 March 10, 2006 QuoteWalt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Did she call me a weiner ? Just so Jenn wont worry about me being the boogeyman....I have been married to a wonderful woman for 23 years. That first fuckup was a doozey though. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #47 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuote Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband Oh... I must have missed the 'reformed' part. You are forgiven. Gee, you two get a room!!!!! (hehehehehehe) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #48 March 10, 2006 QuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Nothing you ever do in your life will ever get your guy card suspended--not even for a moment. You are a god!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #49 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Nothing you ever do in your life will ever get your guy card suspended--not even for a moment. You are a god!!!!! Walt You got my vote bro......no shit. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JustaBill 0 #50 March 10, 2006 My wife and I had been dating about 3 months. She had told me she was in a wedding on a certain Saturday and asked if I would go. I said sure. On Wednesday before the wedding the friend of mine that I was coaching a little league team with tells me he has an extra ticket to the Nascar race in Michigan, did I want it. I had never been to a race so I asked my wife (not married yet, only been dating 3 months) if she would be pissed if I went to the race instead. She said no, go ahead. Well she lied, man was she pissed. My argument was hey you said I could go, you can't be pissed. She came back with I would have went anyway, so I said then she'd have a right to be pissed . Fast forward 11 years and I still hear about it from time to time. But now it's turned into kind of a joke so it's all good.------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
JENNR8R 0 #41 March 10, 2006 Walt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #42 March 10, 2006 QuoteWalt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Well if I had all the gory details and could write it up in a story, now *that* would deserve an award!!!! Give the guy a break--he did have the guts to own up to it and does show remorse. He ain't all bad! Maybe he was back then, but doesn't seem that way now. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #43 March 10, 2006 Well, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #44 March 10, 2006 QuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Correction. Now we have the winner. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #45 March 10, 2006 Quote Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband Oh... I must have missed the 'reformed' part. You are forgiven. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #46 March 10, 2006 QuoteWalt, if you are giving an award, I think you have a winner. Did she call me a weiner ? Just so Jenn wont worry about me being the boogeyman....I have been married to a wonderful woman for 23 years. That first fuckup was a doozey though. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #47 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuote Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband Oh... I must have missed the 'reformed' part. You are forgiven. Gee, you two get a room!!!!! (hehehehehehe) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #48 March 10, 2006 QuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Nothing you ever do in your life will ever get your guy card suspended--not even for a moment. You are a god!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #49 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteWell, not exactly the woman in my life but here goes...I got my best friend drunk the night before his wedding, put him on a bus with a quarter in his pocket and no identification and sent him to Dallas. Texas...He woke up in Jackson, Mississippi....and missed his wedding. She won't let me into their house to this day but I can go over there and talk to Larry on the porch as long as I want to - as long as he doesn't carry his keys outside with him. That was 39 years ago and the rules remain the same. TripleF Nothing you ever do in your life will ever get your guy card suspended--not even for a moment. You are a god!!!!! Walt You got my vote bro......no shit. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustaBill 0 #50 March 10, 2006 My wife and I had been dating about 3 months. She had told me she was in a wedding on a certain Saturday and asked if I would go. I said sure. On Wednesday before the wedding the friend of mine that I was coaching a little league team with tells me he has an extra ticket to the Nascar race in Michigan, did I want it. I had never been to a race so I asked my wife (not married yet, only been dating 3 months) if she would be pissed if I went to the race instead. She said no, go ahead. Well she lied, man was she pissed. My argument was hey you said I could go, you can't be pissed. She came back with I would have went anyway, so I said then she'd have a right to be pissed . Fast forward 11 years and I still hear about it from time to time. But now it's turned into kind of a joke so it's all good.------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
