ZUUEEELLLL 0 #1 March 9, 2006 Please help. Some skydiving hottie is trying to steal my life partner. We've been together 7 years. He works for her husband and she's constantly walking around in tight clothes and showing off her hot body. Hell, I'd do her but she won't let me touch her. It's making me crazy. I'm sure her and her husband are already having three ways with my man and I'm jealous! I want to be a part of it. Someone, please, can you help? What should I do? Should I just go over there and knock on her door and throw myself at her? Should I take my husband and run away? What? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #2 March 9, 2006 Now that is funny!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #3 March 9, 2006 Jealous? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZUUEEELLLL 0 #4 March 9, 2006 Quote Jealous? Bobbi Well yes I'm jealous! Not to her face though. It's just too pretty for me to give nasty looks to. I act like everything's fine but then I blow up when my husband gets home. He's done this type of thing before but it was with another guy that time. I'm just afraid he's going to leave me for this sexy couple. I want in! I'm standing at my window now vacuuming in the nude and hoping she sees but I haven't seen her walk by or anything. Any more advice? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 March 9, 2006 Quote Quote Jealous? Bobbi Well yes I'm jealous! Not to her face though. It's just too pretty for me to give nasty looks to. I act like everything's fine but then I blow up when my husband gets home. He's done this type of thing before but it was with another guy that time. I'm just afraid he's going to leave me for this sexy couple. I want in! I'm standing at my window now vacuuming in the nude and hoping she sees but I haven't seen her walk by or anything. Any more advice? Tell her you need a ride somewhere and make sure she takes her truck. I've ridden in her truck and yeah, it's hot!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #6 March 9, 2006 Quote Any more advice? Get prettier. Apparently the best you can do is "not ugly." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #7 March 9, 2006 Limo tint, baby!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #8 March 9, 2006 I'm standing at my window now vacuuming in the nude and hoping she sees but I haven't seen her walk by or anything. Any more advice? *** Open the blinds... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 March 9, 2006 Isn't this your neighbor talkin'? Are you still perplexed? .My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZUUEEELLLL 0 #10 March 9, 2006 Quote I'm standing at my window now vacuuming in the nude and hoping she sees but I haven't seen her walk by or anything. Any more advice? *** Open the blinds... They are open. I want to ride in her truck too. I hear it has good vibration. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #11 March 9, 2006 Quote I want to ride in her truck too. I hear it has good vibration. So much so that Brian Wilson wrote a song about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #12 March 9, 2006 "(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)" comes to mind.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZUUEEELLLL 0 #13 March 9, 2006 King of the obvious today? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #14 March 9, 2006 Quote "(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)" comes to mind. Should I take this serious? or not? Dude.. now I'm confused.. by the way.. ZUUEEELLL open the blinds dammit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZUUEEELLLL 0 #15 March 9, 2006 So that's the giant thingy that keeps walking by! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #16 March 9, 2006 Quote King of the obvious today? Today and EVERY day!!! Muahahaha!! (just kidding Hook!) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #17 March 9, 2006 Quote I want to ride in her truck too. Careful. Apparently that's a sure sign of a big cock! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #18 March 9, 2006 Quote King of the obvious today? Yep!! That's close to the line I planned to use next opportunity in another forum.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #19 March 9, 2006 What!!?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 March 9, 2006 Quote What!!?? Bobbi __________________________________ Yup! True it is! Now, if it was a Vette or a Porsche... little dick. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #21 March 9, 2006 Quote So that's the giant thingy that keeps walking by! yeah and the focus doesnt work through the blinds.. I already added all sorts of cool filter stuff to get rid of the glare off the windows. now I just need a clear visual.. open the blinds!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thepollster 0 #22 March 9, 2006 This clearly belongs in the womens forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #23 March 10, 2006 Heeellloooo! I am a woman!!! Dammit!!! I can prove it. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #24 March 10, 2006 The Ghostbusters are awesome... A giant staypuft marshmellow man... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #25 March 10, 2006 Quote Heeellloooo! I am a woman!!! Dammit!!! I can prove it. Bobbi __________________________________________ I am well aware. I was only quoting an old 'cliche'. ...and I didn't mean for you to take it wrong... and I think I got myself in deep doo-doo! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
