Sebazz1 2 #1 March 8, 2006 I have three kinda dirty skydiving secreats I have been keeping to myself and I need to ask for forgiveness... - I have not jumped now since the end of October. My last four jumps where at Byron. That's 4.something months, the longest break I have taken in my 8+ years skydiving. I don't know how it happened, it just did... - I received a brand spanken new kick as rockin custom rig built for me (first ever) approximately 2 months ago and I have not yet ordered a reserve or AAD for it yet as I intended to. I am a slack @ss skydivin mofo piece of argggg... - This 3rd one is really gonna piss off some of you and I understand if some of my friends never ever talk to me again but... I bought a sweet set of brand new new clubs. Yup you heard me right, golf clubs I been shooting in the low 90's.... I uh am not worthy and awate your judgement... Anyone else got dirty skydiving secrets??! What, What did you think I was going say?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squink 0 #2 March 8, 2006 I haven't jumped in four months either. But... I live in Canada. ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #3 March 8, 2006 You are dead to me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 March 8, 2006 QuoteI bought a sweet set of brand new new clubs. Yup you heard me right, golf clubs I been shooting in the low 90's.... That's just fucking wrong! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 March 8, 2006 You have a good excuse... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #6 March 8, 2006 QuoteYou are dead to me. roflmao... actually, I FELT his pain right up until he mentioned the gold clubs. WTF!? no, seriously....golf? Why don't you just say you just took up g'nip-g'nop, or tiddley-winks! Wait, those are cool games. *thinks for a minute* G-O-L-F !!!!! DUDE, even if you like golf, you play it during the day on any day that is not friday, saturday, or sunday. CHECK HIS PAPERS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyboySMB 0 #7 March 8, 2006 Dude, I got you beat by a whole month (it was the end of Nov for me)! I forget, were we talking skydiving or sex? How is it you get hot girls to reply to your posts? Raff & I are always looking for a forth or a third, I'll give you a shouot the next time we go out, it's going to be soon! L8ter, Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #8 March 8, 2006 QuoteHow is it you get hot girls to reply to your posts?Well I guess no response is a bad response even if they do say "you're dead to me" QuoteRaff & I are always looking for a forth or a third, I'll give you a shouot the next time we go out, it's going to be soon!Zach and I been playin weekday evenings and a few weekends here and there, let me know... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #9 March 8, 2006 Sebazz is playing golf.... OK...the thing for us to do here, is all remain calm. It's times like these, that I am so glad I have a large stock of tequila on hand, for the end of the world is nigh. If the world were to end and I had not drank the tequila, then I would be quite sad, therefore I believe that drinking the tequila is the only way out of this paradox. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 March 8, 2006 I only have half a bottle of Patron. What should I do? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #11 March 8, 2006 Hmm...I wouldn't drink it if I were you. You'd better send it to me so I can ensure it's of high enough quality for a celebrity of your stature. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 March 8, 2006 I haven't jumped in about 5 days, which is a LONG time for me. I do have a new Mt. Bike sitting next to me though.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 March 8, 2006 You make it very difficult to love you sometimes.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #14 March 8, 2006 Quote- I have not jumped now since the end of October. My last four jumps where at Byron. I don't know that we can forgive you for the Byron jumps. I doubt that the Byron folks will, either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #15 March 8, 2006 Better golf clubs than a bowling ball and shoes. QuoteI uh am not worthy I've known that for a long time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #16 March 8, 2006 We can forgive these minor transgressions.When you're hasseled about the golf thing suggest you were merely scouting for swoopable water hazzards and other possible landing areas for a "Demo"."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #17 March 8, 2006 Damn you all to hell Sebazz! I thought you were going to say you got drunk at a boogie, danced naked on the bar and had pics to show Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 March 8, 2006 Just say no. There are 18 holes on a golf course there is a 12 step program - Coincidence - I don't think so.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #19 March 8, 2006 Yeah, well I guess you finally got some balls, even if you had to buy them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #20 March 8, 2006 Quote Better golf clubs than a bowling ball and shoes. Hey! I havent jumped since last April (closing on 1 year) and im going bowling sun Course as soon as weather warms back up and i get my canopy replaced....I will be jumping again too She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bwilling 0 #21 March 8, 2006 QuoteI bought a sweet set of brand new new clubs. Yup you heard me right, golf clubs Life, including skydiving, is about balance. "If all you ever do is all you ever did, then all you'll ever get is all you ever got." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #22 March 8, 2006 No Kudos on the four months thing, but me and the owner and the the managers of Byron routinely golf on Mondays or Tuesdays when the DZ is closed. Low 90's is excellent. I've only broken a 100 like twice. Play hookey some Monday or Tuesday and we'll do Lone Tree or Bethel Island. Bueno. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #23 March 8, 2006 buy an economy-sized jar of vaseline & bend over. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #24 March 8, 2006 The laws of golf LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination. Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #25 March 8, 2006 You sickened me...ARRGGHHH Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
