jumpjunkie2004 0 #1 March 8, 2006 Earlier today, I got my new freefly suit. I was so excited. This evening, I was talking to my whuffo friend Susan and mentioned it to her. "I really love my new freefly suit. You should see it!" She said, "Wow. That's cool. Why was it free?" Silly whuffos make me smile : ) What on Earth would I be doing with a FREE fly-suit in March?Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gofast_ER 0 #2 March 8, 2006 i want a free freefly suit!!!I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jheadley 0 #3 March 8, 2006 I was at teh wind tunnel the other day watching a 4-way team and overheard some whuffos saying they thought they were astronauts because of their matching black jumpsuits and full face helmets. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bwilling 0 #4 March 8, 2006 Quote i want a free freefly suit!!! It's not a free, freefly suit, it's a free, fly suit. See how the punctuation helps? "If all you ever do is all you ever did, then all you'll ever get is all you ever got." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FFlyer 0 #5 March 8, 2006 Im still trying to convince a friend that when your canopy opens you dont immediatly start going up. She is convinced of this because she has watched jumps of mine where I film my team mates openings and obviously I carry on falling while their canopy is opening so I guess it looks like they are going up. She still keeps on saying 'Come on, you can see that you go up when your parachute thingy opens. Maybe just a little bit right?' Haha, silly wuffos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 March 8, 2006 QuoteShe still keeps on saying 'Come on, you can see that you go up when your parachute thingy opens. Maybe just a little bit right?' Drop something on her head. Tell her "see, gravity always works, not matter what, even if you're slowing down, gravity is still working."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #7 March 8, 2006 ROFLMAO!!!!! TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #8 March 8, 2006 Another one of my personal favorites is: "What are you going to do if your reserve doesn't work?" The answer seems pretty obvious to me...Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydvr18 0 #9 March 8, 2006 LMAO!!!! That's an excellent idea...drop a book on her head and ask her, "why did you STAND up? I saw you, you shot straight up into that book!!" One of the most common questions I get asked... "who packs your parachute?" "My great-great-grandmother." That usually keeps them busy for a minute or two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 March 8, 2006 QuoteAnother one of my personal favorites is: "What are you going to do if your reserve doesn't work?" The answer seems pretty obvious to me... I thought the standard answer was "aim for the rigger's car" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #11 March 8, 2006 lol : ) I'll remember that next time someone asks : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 March 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteAnother one of my personal favorites is: "What are you going to do if your reserve doesn't work?" The answer seems pretty obvious to me... I thought the standard answer was "aim for the rigger's car" ____________________________________ HEY!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 March 8, 2006 Yes?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 March 8, 2006 Quote Yes? _________________________________ That's why, I park under the big oak tree behind the DZ. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #15 March 8, 2006 QuoteThat's why, I park under the big oak tree behind the DZ. One word: Atmonauti Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #16 March 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat's why, I park under the big oak tree behind the DZ. One word: Atmonauti ___________________________________ O.K.... you got me with that one! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #17 March 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThat's why, I park under the big oak tree behind the DZ. One word: Atmonauti ___________________________________ O.K.... you got me with that one! Chuck Figured you'd get a chuckle out of that...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 March 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThat's why, I park under the big oak tree behind the DZ. One word: Atmonauti ___________________________________ O.K.... you got me with that one! Chuck Figured you'd get a chuckle out of that... _________________________________ You figured right. Good way to start the day... with a chuckle! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 March 8, 2006 QuoteYou figured right. Good way to start the day... with a chuckle! Definitely!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 March 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou figured right. Good way to start the day... with a chuckle! Definitely! ________________________________ Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
L.O. 0 #21 March 8, 2006 Ride a motorcycle and park it under that same tree. Then, to get your vehicle, they have to show some real skill, as they're going in. lolHPDBs, I hate those guys. AFB, charter member. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #22 March 8, 2006 Quote Ride a motorcycle and park it under that same tree. Then, to get your vehicle, they have to show some real skill, as they're going in. lol ____________________________________ That's one way of seeing just how 'good' they really are! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #23 March 8, 2006 "How do you breath up there?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #24 March 8, 2006 Trix are for kidsDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mush 0 #25 March 8, 2006 Quote"How do you breath up there?" We don't, the air pushes through our skin, giving us just enough oxygen till our parachute opens The Best one for me is about jumping in rain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites