lawrocket 3 #1 March 7, 2006 Sometimes I wonder why I chose my career. But, even when things are stressful, usually all I have to do to feel better about myself is turn on the television and wait for a commercial. I think I would HATE to be a struggling actor. I mean, I don't want to be that guy on television saying, "I have genital herpes, but I'm not going to let it stop me from living my life to the fullest." I'm glad I don't have to find a gig doing erectile dysfunction commercials. Or even being the "before" guy on the weight loss commercials. Or being the guy who acts like it's nice and normal that the animated corporate mascot is flying around and talking to me, when in reality I'd be scared shitless and wanting to destroy that evil colleague of lucifer. The ultimate indignity would seem to me to be a Pepto-Bismol commercial. I'm so glad that I'm not so strapped for cash that I'll allow myself to be filmed doing some yo-yo dance about diarrhea and screaming, "YAY!" Anybody else agree with me? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #2 March 7, 2006 The guy that picks up and drops off port-a-johns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 March 7, 2006 QuoteThe guy that picks up and drops off port-a-johns I've dealt with those guys (back when I was in the Army - it's amazing that humans were the only form of life not allowed to leak in the woods) and it didn't seem so bad. They didn't get too dirty. I always did refer to them as "Norton" though. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #4 March 7, 2006 Fluffer. But then again, it could be a way to meet interesting people and expand my circle of friends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 March 7, 2006 QuoteFluffer. But then again, it could be a way to meet interesting people and expand my circle of friends. Add your sig line, "Nice people swallow." Well, fluffers don't swallow (it's not their jobs), so I guess they'd be mean. I don't want to be mean, so I think "Fluffer" can be added to that list. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #6 March 7, 2006 QuoteFluffer. But then again, it could be a way to meet interesting people and expand my circle of friends. lmfao.. k, you win Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #7 March 7, 2006 QuoteThe guy that picks up and drops off port-a-johns Here's to you, Mr. port-a-john dropper offer & picker upper. Tirelessly sucking chemically treated shit up the pipe leading to the large green tank on your truck. The sign on its side might read something like, "We're #1 in the #2 business." You proudly drive down the road not caring at all if the stench runs people into their houses. You're the Man and you know it. This Bud is for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #8 March 7, 2006 QuoteSometimes I wonder why I chose my career. But, even when things are stressful, usually all I have to do to feel better about myself is turn on the television and wait for a commercial. I think I would HATE to be a struggling actor. I mean, I don't want to be that guy on television saying, "I have genital herpes, but I'm not going to let it stop me from living my life to the fullest." I'm glad I don't have to find a gig doing erectile dysfunction commercials. Or even being the "before" guy on the weight loss commercials. Or being the guy who acts like it's nice and normal that the animated corporate mascot is flying around and talking to me, when in reality I'd be scared shitless and wanting to destroy that evil colleague of lucifer. The ultimate indignity would seem to me to be a Pepto-Bismol commercial. I'm so glad that I'm not so strapped for cash that I'll allow myself to be filmed doing some yo-yo dance about diarrhea and screaming, "YAY!" Anybody else agree with me? No, i dont agree. i have one word...."residual." cut a few right deals are the checks keep coming and coming and coming. but i may be biased...my wife is in the SAG union. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 March 7, 2006 My bro-in-law owns half interest in a bull in Colorado. They employ a guy to "extract" the goods. "What'd you do at work today?" "Just jack off..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #10 March 7, 2006 Gynecologist at a nursing home. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 March 7, 2006 I'm glad I'm not a jailer at a county/local jail. That's a really thankless job that should pay MUCH more then it does.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
abelizegirl 0 #12 March 7, 2006 Armpit sniffer for a deodorant testing company It's all Jimmy Buffet's fault. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #13 March 7, 2006 Sewer diver - people that dive in sewers looking for cracks. I knew a guy that did this and he wore full bio-hazard protective suit. But still ... Bare-handed line repairman. They repair high-voltage electrical wires while voltage is still in them. It pays good, but your life expectancy isn't that great.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingbean001 0 #14 March 7, 2006 Gynecologist at a nursing homeQuote That is just nasty!! Let's have fun! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #15 March 7, 2006 Since you appear to be new around here allow me to show you the ropes. Rule #1: Post a picture of your breasts in order to get on the fast track to earning respect. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to rule #1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #16 March 7, 2006 QuoteArmpit sniffer for a deodorant testing company Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jverley 1 #17 March 7, 2006 Post WhoreJohn Arizona Hiking Trails Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites idlewild70 0 #18 March 7, 2006 guy who cleans the booths at the adult video store or the guy that follows elephants around with a little shovel-Fish Blue skies, Soft landings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #19 March 7, 2006 damn beat me to it. I do not want to be a gizzmopperDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #20 March 7, 2006 Well, After Walt's laundromat story, I would never want to own one....or even work in one! Seriously, my brother-in-law works in a prison as a counselor for sex offenders. I am so GLAD I'm not him!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites xenaswampjumper 0 #21 March 7, 2006 hhuummm I am in a job now that is the worst......aaahhhh someday................... till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #22 March 7, 2006 I'd hate to have to sell skydiving equipment for a living. That would really suck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites philbox 0 #23 March 7, 2006 There is no way that I would want to be a proctologist. When I was a kid growing up in Brisbane we had back yard dunnys, you know the ones, little outhouses where you had to go to take a dump. Every week a bloke would come around and take the can away, we used to call him the dunny man, other more kind than us kids would call them the night soil carter. When the can got real full it would slop over onto the dunny mans shoulder after he hefted it on to his shoulder and he would run full pelt out to the dunny truck. I still see visions of grogans spilling over the edge of the can and maggots and swill slopping all over the poor dunny mans back. They would have had to pay those blokes heaps of bucks to do that job. Us kids used to pee on the back wall of the dunny to keep from filling the can up to overflowing. Guess where they had to dig the sewerage trench. The ground at the back of the dunny was just about bright green and stank to high heaven. The poor old plumbers had a bad time having to work in that trench. I am sure that they should have worn full biohazard suits. All of Brisbane is now fully sewered and the last dunny men retired only about 4 or 5 years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jdfreefly 1 #24 March 7, 2006 Just for the record, I held this job for about a year and a half. My father purchased a portable sanitation company around the time I dropped out of school. He swore up and down that they were little brown nuggets of gold... Well, we never got rich off of it, and he sold it shortly after I told him I wasn't going to work in it any longer. That job was instrumental in rekindling my desire to return to college. Oh yeah, as far as those guys not getting that dirty, I have to call absolute bullshit on that one. Methane Freefly - got stink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #25 March 7, 2006 QuoteFluffer. But then again, it could be a way to meet interesting people and expand my circle of friends. uh, yeah....I didn't see THAT coming! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
funks 1 #15 March 7, 2006 Since you appear to be new around here allow me to show you the ropes. Rule #1: Post a picture of your breasts in order to get on the fast track to earning respect. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to rule #1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 March 7, 2006 QuoteArmpit sniffer for a deodorant testing company Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jverley 1 #17 March 7, 2006 Post WhoreJohn Arizona Hiking Trails Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idlewild70 0 #18 March 7, 2006 guy who cleans the booths at the adult video store or the guy that follows elephants around with a little shovel-Fish Blue skies, Soft landings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #19 March 7, 2006 damn beat me to it. I do not want to be a gizzmopperDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #20 March 7, 2006 Well, After Walt's laundromat story, I would never want to own one....or even work in one! Seriously, my brother-in-law works in a prison as a counselor for sex offenders. I am so GLAD I'm not him!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #21 March 7, 2006 hhuummm I am in a job now that is the worst......aaahhhh someday................... till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #22 March 7, 2006 I'd hate to have to sell skydiving equipment for a living. That would really suck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philbox 0 #23 March 7, 2006 There is no way that I would want to be a proctologist. When I was a kid growing up in Brisbane we had back yard dunnys, you know the ones, little outhouses where you had to go to take a dump. Every week a bloke would come around and take the can away, we used to call him the dunny man, other more kind than us kids would call them the night soil carter. When the can got real full it would slop over onto the dunny mans shoulder after he hefted it on to his shoulder and he would run full pelt out to the dunny truck. I still see visions of grogans spilling over the edge of the can and maggots and swill slopping all over the poor dunny mans back. They would have had to pay those blokes heaps of bucks to do that job. Us kids used to pee on the back wall of the dunny to keep from filling the can up to overflowing. Guess where they had to dig the sewerage trench. The ground at the back of the dunny was just about bright green and stank to high heaven. The poor old plumbers had a bad time having to work in that trench. I am sure that they should have worn full biohazard suits. All of Brisbane is now fully sewered and the last dunny men retired only about 4 or 5 years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdfreefly 1 #24 March 7, 2006 Just for the record, I held this job for about a year and a half. My father purchased a portable sanitation company around the time I dropped out of school. He swore up and down that they were little brown nuggets of gold... Well, we never got rich off of it, and he sold it shortly after I told him I wasn't going to work in it any longer. That job was instrumental in rekindling my desire to return to college. Oh yeah, as far as those guys not getting that dirty, I have to call absolute bullshit on that one. Methane Freefly - got stink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #25 March 7, 2006 QuoteFluffer. But then again, it could be a way to meet interesting people and expand my circle of friends. uh, yeah....I didn't see THAT coming! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
