unformed 0 #1 March 5, 2006 Ask the cashier nicely why he's being a "fucking commie". His response will probably be along the lines of "Get the fuck out of my store. I don't need to deal with your shit!" What are good ways of getting kicked out of other places?This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 March 5, 2006 QuoteAsk the cashier nicely why he's being a "fucking commie". His response will probably be along the lines of "Get the fuck out of my store. I don't need to deal with your shit!" What are good ways of getting kicked out of other places? Walking up to a Mexican Restraunt Owner and saying that you from Immigration - Works on Construction Jobs too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #3 March 5, 2006 Quote Walking up to a Mexican Restraunt Owner and saying that you from Immigration - Works on Construction Jobs too. Doing that on a construction job here in Florida will shut the job down for a week or so until they get more illegals on the job... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 March 5, 2006 QuoteQuote Walking up to a Mexican Restraunt Owner and saying that you from Immigration - Works on Construction Jobs too. Doing that on a construction job here in Florida will shut the job down for a week or so until they get more illegals on the job... Likely to get you shot too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #5 March 5, 2006 ... walk into the same 7-11 and ask the dude behind the counter where his dirty turban is. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #6 March 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote Walking up to a Mexican Restraunt Owner and saying that you from Immigration - Works on Construction Jobs too. Doing that on a construction job here in Florida will shut the job down for a week or so until they get more illegals on the job... Likely to get you shot too. I was working on a construction site where Immigration did show up... it was amazing to sit there on the 10th floor and watching the illegals scattering thru the trees as they ran away. The place was quiet as a grave for about a week until they replaced them all.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #7 March 5, 2006 Here is how to get kicked out of Sam's Club... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5846246942591984406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 March 5, 2006 QuoteHere is how to get kicked out of Sam's Club... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5846246942591984406 Shit, that video cracks me up!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 March 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteHere is how to get kicked out of Sam's Club... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5846246942591984406 Shit, that video cracks me up!!!! Walt There is one that was shot at a McDonalds - Casie and Chaos were there - and IMGR2 shot the video - any way we can find that?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 March 5, 2006 At the DMV, "You don't have any idea what you are talking about. It's a truck. It isn't as easy as parking a car, so it has to be done differently. YOU couldn't do it the way that you describe." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #11 March 5, 2006 Shit, that video cracks me up!!!! Dude, is that really you in your avatar? Damn! Would have never took you for a skydiver type back then! More like a professor or something... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #12 March 5, 2006 QuoteShit, that video cracks me up!!!! Dude, is that really you in your avatar? Damn! Would have never took you for a skydiver type back then! More like a professor or something... That's not me. That's a shot of my all-time favorite author, James Thurber. He wasn't one of those writers who write stuff that takes a really long attention span. He wrote really funny stuff so you could start reading right in the middle of a book and laugh your ass off while you're taking a shit. I don't think that's exactly what he intended, but you know what I mean. Anyway, he wrote a book called, "My World and Welcome to it". That's kind of the theme most of the stories I have posted have had, so I thought it kind of fitting. Here's a pic of me and Kathleen (skydivermom). Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vertifly 0 #13 March 5, 2006 QuoteThat's not me. Wow, I've seen your pics before. Could've sworn it was you....woops.!!!! LOL Well, you could be your favorite authors' brother. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gemini 0 #14 March 6, 2006 Actually event in a 7-11 when I was in college. Owner worked days and was a great guy who would talk you ear off as long as you stayed in the store. One day he told me he was from Ireland. I told him my mom's family was Scottish. He got this funny look on his face and said "So?" I said "well, Irish-Scottish almost the same right?" He came across the counter so damn fast I didn't have time to move! He shoved me backwards out of his store and told me "Don't you ever come back!" Hell'uva time to screw up the old geography. It was a royal pain too because the 7-11 was in my apartment complex and there was nothing else within walking distance. Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jlkskycam 0 #15 March 6, 2006 QuoteAsk the cashier nicely why he's being a "fucking commie". His response will probably be along the lines of "Get the fuck out of my store. I don't need to deal with your shit!" What are good ways of getting kicked out of other places?[/reply Got thrown out of a place - went inside to buy cigarettes but they didn't have the ones I normally get. No worries, got something else but told the guy, "Hey - if you get what I'm looking for, I'll buy 'em." He said he would take care of it, no problem, and I said thanks. This happened a few more times - I'd go inside, they didn't have what I wanted but I'd be assured they'd get it. Finally, about the 4th or 5th time I stopped in, tanked up, grabbed a case of beer and some junk food and again when it came to the cigs, no joy and the same guy who had been assuring me they'd take care of it was at the counter. I told him that if they couldn't get it, that was all right but I didn't appreciate (in those words) being told something, over and over, which was turning out to be just so much words. The guy starting cursing and swearing, calling me all sorts of names, cursed me out and told me to never come back again. Don't really blame him - I had basically suggested he was a big, fat liar - just not in those words - and he was. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #16 March 6, 2006 QuoteAsk the cashier nicely why he's being a "fucking commie". His response will probably be along the lines of "Get the fuck out of my store. I don't need to deal with your shit!" What are good ways of getting kicked out of other places? I was quite pleased with myself for getting kicked out of a florist one time. I had my (now ex-)SO's high-school-aged daughter with me and she quite gleefully told the SO how I got us kicked out of a florist. Wasn't any big deal, really. I did the typical guy thing and forgot it was Valentines Day, but that didn't matter because I very routinely got the SO roses for no special reason and I was just in the mood to get her some that day. Apparently, the florist had been working his ass off for days with the VD rush and was very short-tempered. Of course all flowers had been marked way up in price and the few that were left were kind of ratty looking. When I asked him why he was selling such ratty flowers for such a high price (I still didn't realize it was VD--yes, I'm quite dense at times) he came unglued and started yelling at us to get out of his shop. I was laughing too hard at the whole thought of getting kicked out of a florist to get too awful concerned about it. The SO's daughter was quite pleased that her mom was dating a guy who could get kicked out of a floral shop. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites unformed 0 #17 March 6, 2006 nice, i like these stories ... i want to hear more ... i also know the people at 7-11 don't appreciate it when you go in at 2:15 in the morning and start playing with the donuts.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Balls 0 #18 March 6, 2006 Apparently you're not supose to go into Walmart soaking wet and do penguine slides down the isles. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #19 March 7, 2006 I would think it would have been better if you actually showed the part where you got kicked outDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. 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waltappel 1 #12 March 5, 2006 QuoteShit, that video cracks me up!!!! Dude, is that really you in your avatar? Damn! Would have never took you for a skydiver type back then! More like a professor or something... That's not me. That's a shot of my all-time favorite author, James Thurber. He wasn't one of those writers who write stuff that takes a really long attention span. He wrote really funny stuff so you could start reading right in the middle of a book and laugh your ass off while you're taking a shit. I don't think that's exactly what he intended, but you know what I mean. Anyway, he wrote a book called, "My World and Welcome to it". That's kind of the theme most of the stories I have posted have had, so I thought it kind of fitting. Here's a pic of me and Kathleen (skydivermom). Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #13 March 5, 2006 QuoteThat's not me. Wow, I've seen your pics before. Could've sworn it was you....woops.!!!! LOL Well, you could be your favorite authors' brother. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #14 March 6, 2006 Actually event in a 7-11 when I was in college. Owner worked days and was a great guy who would talk you ear off as long as you stayed in the store. One day he told me he was from Ireland. I told him my mom's family was Scottish. He got this funny look on his face and said "So?" I said "well, Irish-Scottish almost the same right?" He came across the counter so damn fast I didn't have time to move! He shoved me backwards out of his store and told me "Don't you ever come back!" Hell'uva time to screw up the old geography. It was a royal pain too because the 7-11 was in my apartment complex and there was nothing else within walking distance. Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlkskycam 0 #15 March 6, 2006 QuoteAsk the cashier nicely why he's being a "fucking commie". His response will probably be along the lines of "Get the fuck out of my store. I don't need to deal with your shit!" What are good ways of getting kicked out of other places?[/reply Got thrown out of a place - went inside to buy cigarettes but they didn't have the ones I normally get. No worries, got something else but told the guy, "Hey - if you get what I'm looking for, I'll buy 'em." He said he would take care of it, no problem, and I said thanks. This happened a few more times - I'd go inside, they didn't have what I wanted but I'd be assured they'd get it. Finally, about the 4th or 5th time I stopped in, tanked up, grabbed a case of beer and some junk food and again when it came to the cigs, no joy and the same guy who had been assuring me they'd take care of it was at the counter. I told him that if they couldn't get it, that was all right but I didn't appreciate (in those words) being told something, over and over, which was turning out to be just so much words. The guy starting cursing and swearing, calling me all sorts of names, cursed me out and told me to never come back again. Don't really blame him - I had basically suggested he was a big, fat liar - just not in those words - and he was. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #16 March 6, 2006 QuoteAsk the cashier nicely why he's being a "fucking commie". His response will probably be along the lines of "Get the fuck out of my store. I don't need to deal with your shit!" What are good ways of getting kicked out of other places? I was quite pleased with myself for getting kicked out of a florist one time. I had my (now ex-)SO's high-school-aged daughter with me and she quite gleefully told the SO how I got us kicked out of a florist. Wasn't any big deal, really. I did the typical guy thing and forgot it was Valentines Day, but that didn't matter because I very routinely got the SO roses for no special reason and I was just in the mood to get her some that day. Apparently, the florist had been working his ass off for days with the VD rush and was very short-tempered. Of course all flowers had been marked way up in price and the few that were left were kind of ratty looking. When I asked him why he was selling such ratty flowers for such a high price (I still didn't realize it was VD--yes, I'm quite dense at times) he came unglued and started yelling at us to get out of his shop. I was laughing too hard at the whole thought of getting kicked out of a florist to get too awful concerned about it. The SO's daughter was quite pleased that her mom was dating a guy who could get kicked out of a floral shop. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites unformed 0 #17 March 6, 2006 nice, i like these stories ... i want to hear more ... i also know the people at 7-11 don't appreciate it when you go in at 2:15 in the morning and start playing with the donuts.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Balls 0 #18 March 6, 2006 Apparently you're not supose to go into Walmart soaking wet and do penguine slides down the isles. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #19 March 7, 2006 I would think it would have been better if you actually showed the part where you got kicked outDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NlghtJumper 0 #20 March 7, 2006 Go into K-Mart, pick up a random phone, and start announcing Blue Light Specials... for some reason they dont like it when you start announcing $2000 electronics as 75% off A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
waltappel 1 #16 March 6, 2006 QuoteAsk the cashier nicely why he's being a "fucking commie". His response will probably be along the lines of "Get the fuck out of my store. I don't need to deal with your shit!" What are good ways of getting kicked out of other places? I was quite pleased with myself for getting kicked out of a florist one time. I had my (now ex-)SO's high-school-aged daughter with me and she quite gleefully told the SO how I got us kicked out of a florist. Wasn't any big deal, really. I did the typical guy thing and forgot it was Valentines Day, but that didn't matter because I very routinely got the SO roses for no special reason and I was just in the mood to get her some that day. Apparently, the florist had been working his ass off for days with the VD rush and was very short-tempered. Of course all flowers had been marked way up in price and the few that were left were kind of ratty looking. When I asked him why he was selling such ratty flowers for such a high price (I still didn't realize it was VD--yes, I'm quite dense at times) he came unglued and started yelling at us to get out of his shop. I was laughing too hard at the whole thought of getting kicked out of a florist to get too awful concerned about it. The SO's daughter was quite pleased that her mom was dating a guy who could get kicked out of a floral shop. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #17 March 6, 2006 nice, i like these stories ... i want to hear more ... i also know the people at 7-11 don't appreciate it when you go in at 2:15 in the morning and start playing with the donuts.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balls 0 #18 March 6, 2006 Apparently you're not supose to go into Walmart soaking wet and do penguine slides down the isles. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #19 March 7, 2006 I would think it would have been better if you actually showed the part where you got kicked outDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #20 March 7, 2006 Go into K-Mart, pick up a random phone, and start announcing Blue Light Specials... for some reason they dont like it when you start announcing $2000 electronics as 75% off A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
