cocheese 0 #1 March 3, 2006 So the ladies say "size matters". Well, we have our preferences too. What is your most dominate preference ? Sorry, no multiple answers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #2 March 3, 2006 my tongue scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 March 3, 2006 Back at it, huh? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #4 March 3, 2006 QuoteBack at it, huh? Step away from the glass pipe. that crack is bad for you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 March 3, 2006 QuoteStep away from the glass pipe. that crack is bad for you. I mean he's back at posting about sex. It was actually quiet in here for a few days!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 March 3, 2006 ding ding ding We have a WINNER !Ok Johnny, tell him what he has won.Johnny: "You have won "Post of the week most likely to get you laid in a thread that is most likely to get me NOT laid" award."Congratulations ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #7 March 3, 2006 Oh thanks, and with whom do I win the lay ?scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 March 3, 2006 Cocheese, you are a god!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 March 3, 2006 I like Piisfish's answer, my tongue. Since that's not an option though, I had to go with scent. We all know that every woman smells different (some very good, some very bad). If it smells really good, and that fact registers in my brain when I'm nowhere near that part of her anatomy (especially while she's fully clothed), well, that's almost intoxicating. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #10 March 3, 2006 QuoteI like Piisfish's answer, my tongue. Since that's not an option though, I had to go with scent. We all know that every woman smells different (some very good, some very bad). If it smells really good, and that fact registers in my brain when I'm nowhere near that part of her anatomy (especially while she's fully clothed), well, that's almost intoxicating. Blues, Dave yes.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 March 3, 2006 Excellent topic CoCheese!! Lets talk about the perfect Love Muffin.. 1) Non-Hairy!! If it takes a Weed whacker to find the tunnel of Love... Forget it. 2) Scent. A woman should smell like a Woman. Not soap, Not Perfume, Not even No Scent at all. The most intoxicating smell on the planet is the scent of an aroused Woman. Dont try to completely wash it away or cover it up. 3) Wetness. It is quite easy to tell if a man is aroused.. Just look. the only true indication a man has that a Woman is genuinely aroused is Wetness. (Yes I know Women can be aroused and not really be that wet.. But it is nice when you know for sure that she is enjoying whatever activity is happening at that time. Wetness is a great indicator) 4) Tightness/Muscle control - There is a Fine line here. Rolling a Hot dog down a Hallway is just not that satisfying for either person, Nor is it any fun if She is too tight. Nothing worse than and “Ouch that hurts” in the throws of passion. Real Mood killer. Given the choice.. Gimme one a little too lose over one a little too tight. Taste.. Again.. A woman should taste like a Woman. Soap and Perfume = BAD. Woman = Good!! Willingness to play - This is the real best part. If she let you there.. Be thankful. The old Joke about "Long as I got one of these, I can have all Those I want" is mostly true. If she picked your worthless ass to play with, Be grateful or don’t waste her time. Have I said too much?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #12 March 3, 2006 So I guess this is out. NSFW -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 March 3, 2006 I think Fast Eddie has a Video of her doing a Tandem!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #14 March 3, 2006 Quote4) Tightness/Muscle control - There is a Fine line here. Rolling a Hot dog down a Hallway is just not that satisfying for either person, Nor is it any fun if She is too tight. Nothing worse than and “Ouch that hurts” in the throws of passion. Real Mood killer. Given the choice.. Gimme one a little too lose over one a little too tight. Okay. I don't get this. Any woman who does Kegel exercises should have almost complete control over the tightness (or looseness) of her vagina. My own opinion that doing (gentle) Kegels on an erect penis is a whole lot more fun than using a man-made device. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #15 March 3, 2006 Nope, not out at all. That's just more material to play with. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #16 March 3, 2006 I agree.. that's just like a big warm hug ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #17 March 3, 2006 QuoteQuote4) Tightness/Muscle control - There is a Fine line here. Rolling a Hot dog down a Hallway is just not that satisfying for either person, Nor is it any fun if She is too tight. Nothing worse than and “Ouch that hurts” in the throws of passion. Real Mood killer. Given the choice.. Gimme one a little too lose over one a little too tight. Okay. I don't get this. Any woman who does Kegel exercises should have almost complete control over the tightness (or looseness) of her vagina. My own opinion that doing (gentle) Kegels on an erect penis is a whole lot more fun than using a man-made device. rl What you just said there. That was totally hot. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 March 3, 2006 QuoteI think Fast Eddie has a Video of her doing a Tandem!! I saw that tandem! (Over and over and over again) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 March 3, 2006 Quote ding ding ding We have a WINNER ! Ok Johnny, tell him what he has won. Johnny: "You have won "Post of the week most likely to get you laid in a thread that is most likely to get me NOT laid" award." Congratulations ! ________________________________________ Wahddabout the year's supply of Rice-A-Roni? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #20 March 3, 2006 Well I guess that it would go under taste. Umm I like tootsie pops and big stick ice creams. I love the sensation of cold and then hot lips and mouth. I did not see tongue on that list. -suzanne I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #21 March 3, 2006 I've been looking for an excuse to post this image.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #22 March 3, 2006 QuoteSo I guess this is out. NSFW She should go on that show - "Nip/Tuck"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #23 March 3, 2006 ***So I guess this is out. QuoteThose meat curtains look like the mudflaps on a Dodge pickup. BTW, do you know how to re-build a pussy?..........Stick a 5 lb ham in it and pull out the bone!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites brianfry713 0 #24 March 3, 2006 Did anyone else read this thread title and think, wait a minute, I don't have a dick and a vagina. From a recent Family Guy: Auntie, is it bad if your penis and vagina touch each other. WHAT? I mean, I usually try to keep them separated, but they accidently bumped into each other last night. YOU HAVE BOTH? Yeah, doesn't everybody? NOOOOOO!BASE 1224, Senior Parachute Rigger, CPL ASEL IA, AGI, IGI USPA Coach & UPT Tandem Instructor, PRO, Altimaster Field Support Representative Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #25 March 3, 2006 QuoteDid anyone else read this thread title and think, wait a minute, I don't have a dick and a vagina. From a recent Family Guy: Auntie, is it bad if your penis and vagina touch each other. WHAT? I mean, I usually try to keep them separated, but they accidently bumped into each other last night. YOU HAVE BOTH? Yeah, doesn't everybody? NOOOOOO! No - just you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
brianfry713 0 #24 March 3, 2006 Did anyone else read this thread title and think, wait a minute, I don't have a dick and a vagina. From a recent Family Guy: Auntie, is it bad if your penis and vagina touch each other. WHAT? I mean, I usually try to keep them separated, but they accidently bumped into each other last night. YOU HAVE BOTH? Yeah, doesn't everybody? NOOOOOO!BASE 1224, Senior Parachute Rigger, CPL ASEL IA, AGI, IGI USPA Coach & UPT Tandem Instructor, PRO, Altimaster Field Support Representative Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #25 March 3, 2006 QuoteDid anyone else read this thread title and think, wait a minute, I don't have a dick and a vagina. From a recent Family Guy: Auntie, is it bad if your penis and vagina touch each other. WHAT? I mean, I usually try to keep them separated, but they accidently bumped into each other last night. YOU HAVE BOTH? Yeah, doesn't everybody? NOOOOOO! No - just you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
