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(X) Had an irish car bomb
(X) Given oral sex
(X) Received oral sex
(X ) Jumped at more than 5 dz
( ) Crashed a rental car
(X) Totalled a car
(X) Broken a bone
(X) Been drunk dialed
(X) Drunk dialed someone
( ) Masturbated in a public setting
(X) Had sex in a public setting
( ) Have completed a marathon
(X) Have lied to your boss
(X) Played hookie from school
(X) Played hookie from work
(X) Take Public transportation to work
(X) Have eaten ethiopian food
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
(X) Owned a dog
(X) Owned a cat
( ) Owned a bird
(X) Played a sport in HS
(X) swam
(X) Post whored before having sex
(X) Post whored instead of having sex
(X) Stolen a lighter
(X) Purchased a water pipe
(X) Wore women's underwear
(X) Wore men's boxers
(X) Set something on fire accidentally
(X) Done more than 15 jumps in a day
(X) Pulled your reserve
(X) Decided not to jump when on jump run
(X) Have eaten bugs
(X) Riden a motorcycle
( ) Riden a Segway
( ) Piloted a sailboat
(X) Purchased something on-line
(X) Met someone from dz.com
(X) Slept with someone from dz.com
(X) Lied to your SO
(X) Photo copied your butt
( ) Photo copied your breasts
(X) Cheated on a test
htrammel 0
( ) Had an irish car bomb
(x ) Given oral sex
(x) Received oral sex
(x) Jumped at more than 5 dz
(x) Crashed a rental car
(x) Totalled a car
(x) Broken a bone
(x) Been drunk dialed
(x) Drunk dialed someone
(x) Masturbated in a public setting
(x) Had sex in a public setting
( ) Have completed a marathon
(x) Have lied to your boss
(x) Played hookie from school
(x) Played hookie from work
( ) Taken Public transportation to work
(x) Have eaten ethiopian food
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Owned a dog
(x) Owned a cat
(x) Owned a bird
( ) Played a sport in HS
(x) swam
(x) Post whored before having sex
( ) Post whored instead of having sex
(x) Stolen a lighter
(x) Purchased a water pipe
( ) Wore women's underwear
(x) Wore men's boxers
(x) Set something on fire accidentally
(x) Done more than 15 jumps in a day
(x) Pulled your reserve
(x) Decided not to jump when on jump run
(x) Have eaten bugs
(x) Riden a motorcycle
( ) Riden a Segway
(x) Piloted a sailboat
(x) Purchased something on-line
( ) Met someone from dz.com
(x) Slept with someone from dz.com
(x) Lied to your SO
( ) Photo copied your butt
( ) Photo copied your breasts
(x) Cheated on a test
AllisonH 0
(x) Given oral sex
(x) Received oral sex
( ) Jumped at more than 5 dz
( ) Crashed a rental car (I wasn't driving, but was in one that was crashed)
(x) Totalled a car
(x) Broken a bone
(x) Been drunk dialed
( ) Drunk dialed someone
( ) Masturbated in a public setting
(x) Had sex in a public setting (yeah, but no one else was there)
( ) Have completed a marathon
(x) Have lied to your boss
(x) Played hookie from school
(x) Played hookie from work
( ) Taken Public transportation to work
( ) Have eaten ethiopian food
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
( ) Owned a dog
( ) Owned a cat
( ) Owned a bird
(x) Played a sport in HS
(x) swam
( ) Post whored before having sex
( ) Post whored instead of having sex
( ) Stolen a lighter
( ) Purchased a water pipe
(x) Wore women's underwear
( ) Wore men's boxers (I tried on some boxer briefs once)
( ) Set something on fire accidentally
( ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day
( ) Pulled your reserve
( ) Decided not to jump when on jump run
( ) Have eaten bugs
(x) Riden a motorcycle
( ) Riden a Segway
( ) Piloted a sailboat
(x) Purchased something on-line
( ) Met someone from dz.com
( ) Slept with someone from dz.com
(x) Lied to your SO
( ) Photo copied your butt
( ) Photo copied your breasts
(x) Cheated on a test
Buried 0
(X) Wore women's underwear


Allision -
Had an irish car bomb (a what??)
guiness and a shot of baileys - yum
Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
(x) Given oral sex
(x) Received oral sex
(x) Jumped at more than 5 dz
(x) Crashed a rental car
(x) Totalled a car
( ) Broken a bone
(x) Been drunk dialed
(x) Drunk dialed someone
(x) Masturbated in a public setting
(x) Had sex in a public setting
( ) Have completed a marathon
(x) Have lied to your boss
(x) Played hookie from school
(x) Played hookie from work
(x) Taken Public transportation to work
(x) Have eaten ethiopian food
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Owned a dog
(x) Owned a cat
(x) Owned a bird
( ) Played a sport in HS
(x) swam
(x) Post whored before having sex
(x) Post whored instead of having sex
( ) Stolen a lighter
( ) Purchased a water pipe
(x) Wore women's underwear
(x) Wore men's boxers
(x) Set something on fire accidentally
( ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day
(x) Pulled your reserve
( ) Decided not to jump when on jump run
(x) Have eaten bugs
(x) Riden a motorcycle
( ) Riden a Segway
( ) Piloted a sailboat
(x) Purchased something on-line
(x) Met someone from dz.com
(x) Slept with someone from dz.com
( ) Lied to your SO
(x) Photo copied your butt
(x) Photo copied your breasts
(x) Cheated on a test
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
eeneR 3
(x) Given oral sex
(x) Received oral sex
(x) Jumped at more than 5 dz
( ) Crashed a rental car
(x) Totalled a car
( ) Broken a bone
(x) Been drunk dialed
(x) Drunk dialed someone
( ) Masturbated in a public setting
(x) Had sex in a public setting
( ) Have completed a marathon
(x) Have lied to your boss
(x) Played hookie from school
(x) Played hookie from work
(x) Taken Public transportation to work
(x) Have eaten ethiopian food
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Owned a dog
( ) Owned a cat
( ) Owned a bird
(x) Played a sport in HS
(x) swam
(x) Post whored before having sex
(x) Post whored instead of having sex
(x) Stolen a lighter
( ) Purchased a water pipe
(x) Wore women's underwear
(x) Wore men's boxers
( ) Set something on fire accidentally
( ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day
(x) Pulled your reserve
( ) Decided not to jump when on jump run
(x) Have eaten bugs
(x) Riden a motorcycle
( ) Riden a Segway
( ) Piloted a sailboat
(x) Purchased something on-line
(x) Met someone from dz.com
(x) Slept with someone from dz.com
( ) Lied to your SO
( ) Photo copied your butt
( ) Photo copied your breasts
(x) Cheated on a test
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto
(X) Given oral sex
(X) Received oral sex
(X) Jumped at more than 5 dz (Easily within my first year of jumping)
( ) Crashed a rental car (No, but I've been in a rental car crashed by a friend.)
( ) Totalled a car
(X) Broken a bone
(X) Been drunk dialed
( ) Drunk dialed someone
( ) Masturbated in a public setting
(X) Had sex in a public setting
( ) Have completed a marathon
(X) Have lied to your boss
(X) Played hookie from school
(X) Played hookie from work
( ) Taken Public transportation to work
(X) Have eaten ethiopian food
(X) Kissed a member of the same sex (Only Katiebear on New Year's Eve)
(X) Owned a dog
(X) Owned a cat
( ) Owned a bird
(X) Played a sport in HS
(X) swam
(X) Post whored before having sex
( ) Post whored instead of having sex
( ) Stolen a lighter
( ) Purchased a water pipe
(X) Wore women's underwear
(X) Wore men's boxers
(X) Set something on fire accidentally (My hair!)
( ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day (I prefer to spend more time dirtdiving and debriefing my jumps.)
(X) Pulled your reserve
( ) Decided not to jump when on jump run
( ) Have eaten bugs
(X) Riden a motorcycle
( ) Riden a Segway
(X) Piloted a sailboat
(X) Purchased something on-line
(X) Met someone from dz.com
(X) Slept with someone from dz.com (My ex-SO was registered on DZ.com.)
( ) Lied to your SO
( ) Photo copied your butt
( ) Photo copied your breasts
( ) Cheated on a test
Slappie 9
(X) Given oral sex
(X) Received oral sex
( ) Jumped at more than 5 dz
(X) Crashed a rental car
(X) Totalled a car
(X) Broken a bone
(X) Been drunk dialed
(X) Drunk dialed someone
(X) Masturbated in a public setting
(X) Had sex in a public setting
( ) Have completed a marathon
(X) Have lied to your boss
(X) Played hookie from school
(X) Played hookie from work
(X) Taken Public transportation to work
( ) Have eaten ethiopian food
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
(X) Owned a dog
(X) Owned a cat
( ) Owned a bird
(X) Played a sport in HS
(X) swam
(X) Post whored before having sex
(X) Post whored instead of having sex
(X) Stolen a lighter
(X) Purchased a water pipe
( ) Wore women's underwear
(X) Wore men's boxers
(X) Set something on fire accidentally
( ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day
( ) Pulled your reserve
( ) Decided not to jump when on jump run
(X) Have eaten bugs
(X) Riden a motorcycle
( ) Riden a Segway
(X) Piloted a sailboat
(X) Purchased something on-line
(X) Met someone from dz.com
(X) Slept with someone from dz.com
(X) Lied to your SO
(X) Photo copied your butt
( ) Photo copied your breasts
(X) Cheated on a test
(X) Smoked a cigarette
(X) Drank so much you threw up
(X) Crashed a friend's car
( ) Stolen a car
(X) Been in love
(X) Been dumped
(X) Shoplifted
(X) Been laid off/fired
(X) Quit your job
(X) Been in a fist fight
(X) Had another person's blood on you
(X) Snuck out of your parent's house
(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(X) Been arrested
(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Lied to a friend
(X) Skipped school
( ) Seen someone die
(X) Been to Canada
(X) Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been lost
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
(X) Gone to Washington, DC
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dying
( ) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke
( ) Paid for a meal with only coins
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls...
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Made a bonfire on the beach
(X) Crashed a party
(X) Gone roller-skating
(X) Ice-skating
(X) Stole traffic signs
(X) Been in a car accident
(X) Watched porn
(X) Cheated on someone
(X) Been skinny dipping
DAMNNNNNNN need some more options.
"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
Yeah, try to sleep tonight fucker. I still can't.
Buried 0
(x) Photo copied your butt
(x) Photo copied your breasts
do you have copies to share?

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
Buried 0
I'm quite sure i'll still be able to sleep. Ever try valerian root?
Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
Buried 0
Nope. Ever try acid?
yes - ascorbic, citric to name a few.
check out that valerian root. it may help
Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
The111 1
Does "pulled your reserve" mean had a reserve ride?
Does meeting (and sleeping with) someone from DZ.com mean you had to know them on DZ.com FIRST, or simply that they use DZ.com also?
I noticed somebody put that he had slept with someone from DZ.com, but NOT met anybody from DZ.com. Hmm...

Buried 0
Does "pulled your reserve" mean had a reserve ride?
yes
Does meeting (and sleeping with) someone from DZ.com mean you had to know them on DZ.com FIRST, or simply that they use DZ.com also?
does it matter?
quit reading into things too much. Damn engineers

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
Some of these need clarification, Zach.
Does "pulled your reserve" mean had a reserve ride?
Does meeting (and sleeping with) someone from DZ.com mean you had to know them on DZ.com FIRST, or simply that they use DZ.com also?
I noticed somebody put that he had slept with someone from DZ.com, but NOT met anybody from DZ.com. Hmm...
Dude, just admit that you fucked em and all is well.
Nope. It was years ago and I faxed them to my ex boyfriend's work.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
J_Cook 0
(x) Given oral sex
( ) Received oral sex
( ) Jumped at more than 5 dz
( ) Crashed a rental car
( ) Totalled a car
( ) Broken a bone
( ) Been drunk dialed
(x) Drunk dialed someone
( ) Masturbated in a public setting
( ) Had sex in a public setting
( ) Have completed a marathon
(x) Have lied to your boss
(x) Played hookie from school
(x) Played hookie from work
( ) Taken Public transportation to work
( ) Have eaten ethiopian food
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Owned a dog
(x) Owned a cat
(x) Owned a bird
( ) Played a sport in HS (every other grade but HS)
(x) swam
( ) Post whored before having sex
( ) Post whored instead of having sex
( ) Stolen a lighter
( ) Purchased a water pipe
( ) Wore women's underwear
(x) Wore men's boxers
(x) Set something on fire accidentally (my shoe, don't play with gasoline and matches)
( ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day
( ) Pulled your reserve
( ) Decided not to jump when on jump run
( ) Have eaten bugs
(x) Riden a motorcycle
( ) Riden a Segway
( ) Piloted a sailboat (co-piloted one, kind of)
(x) Purchased something on-line
( ) Met someone from dz.com
( ) Slept with someone from dz.com
( ) Lied to your SO
( ) Photo copied your butt
( ) Photo copied your breasts
(x) Cheated on a test
The111 1
Not really, answer is yes either way.

But I will read into things as much as I want, thank you very much!


(x) Given oral sex
(x) Received oral sex
(x) Jumped at more than 5 dz
( ) Crashed a rental car
( ) Totalled a car
(x) Broken a bone
(x) Been drunk dialed
(x) Drunk dialed someone
( ) Masturbated in a public setting
(x) Had sex in a public setting
( ) Have completed a marathon
(x) Have lied to your boss
(x) Played hookie from school
(x) Played hookie from work
( ) Taken Public transportation to work
( ) Have eaten ethiopian food
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Owned a dog
(x) Owned a cat
( ) Owned a bird
(x) Played a sport in HS
(x) swam
( ) Post whored before having sex
( ) Post whored instead of having sex
(x) Stolen a lighter

( ) Purchased a water pipe
(x) Wore women's underwear
(x) Wore men's boxers
( ) Set something on fire accidentally
( ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day
( ) Pulled your reserve
( ) Decided not to jump when on jump run
( ) Have eaten bugs
( ) Riden a motorcycle
( ) Riden a Segway
( ) Piloted a sailboat
(x) Purchased something on-line
(x) Met someone from dz.com
(x) Slept with someone from dz.com
(x) Lied to your SO
( ) Photo copied your butt
( ) Photo copied your breasts
(x ) Cheated on a test
g
Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.
(X ) Given oral sex
(X ) Received oral sex
(X ) Jumped at more than 5 dz
( ) Crashed a rental car
(X ) Totalled a car
(X ) Broken a bone
(X ) Been drunk dialed
(X ) Drunk dialed someone
( ) Masturbated in a public setting
(X ) Had sex in a public setting
( ) Have completed a marathon
(X ) Have lied to your boss
(X ) Played hookie from school
(X ) Played hookie from work
(X ) Taken Public transportation to work
(X ) Have eaten ethiopian food
(X ) Kissed a member of the same sex
( ) Owned a dog
(X ) Owned a cat
( ) Owned a bird
(X ) Played a sport in HS
(X ) swam
( ) Post whored before having sex
( ) Post whored instead of having sex
(X ) Stolen a lighter
( ) Purchased a water pipe
(X ) Wore women's underwear
(X ) Wore men's boxers
(X ) Set something on fire accidentally
(X ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day
(X ) Pulled your reserve
(X ) Decided not to jump when on jump run
(X ) Have eaten bugs
(X ) Riden a motorcycle
( ) Riden a Segway
(X ) Piloted a sailboat
(X ) Purchased something on-line
( ) Met someone from dz.com
( ) Slept with someone from dz.com
( ) Lied to your SO
( ) Photo copied your butt
( ) Photo copied your breasts
(X ) Cheated on a test
nanook 1
(X) Given oral sex
(X) Received oral sex
(X) Jumped at more than 5 dz
(X) Crashed a rental car
( ) Totalled a car
( ) Broken a bone
(X) Been drunk dialed
(X) Drunk dialed someone
( ) Masturbated in a public setting
(X) Had sex in a public setting
( ) Have completed a marathon
(X) Have lied to your boss
(X) Played hookie from school
( ) Played hookie from work. not in the last 10 years
(x) Taken Public transportation to work
( ) Have eaten ethiopian food
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Owned a dog
(x) Owned a cat
(X) Owned a bird one para-chicken*
(x) Played a sport in HS
(x) swam
( ) Post whored before having sex
( ) Post whored instead of having sex
(x) Stolen a lighter
(x) Purchased a water pipe
( ) Wore women's underwear
( ) Wore men's boxers
(x) Set something on fire accidentally
( ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day
(x) Pulled your reserve
( ) Decided not to jump when on jump run
(x) Have eaten bugs
(x) Riden a motorcycle
( ) Riden a Segway
( ) Piloted a sailboat
(x) Purchased something on-line
(xxxxxx) Met someone from dz.com
( ) Slept with someone from dz.com
( ) Lied to your SO
( ) Photo copied your butt
( ) Photo copied your breasts
(x) Cheated on a test
*In the Navy, all avian species' are called chicken**. It's a reflection of all the small Cornish hens served all the time and the absence of seagulls during said particular time frame.
**as in "look Jerry, It's a ruby-throated humming-chicken"
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
(X) Given oral sex
(X) Received oral sex
(X) Jumped at more than 5 dz
( ) Crashed a rental car
(X) Totalled a car
( ) Broken a bone
(X) Been drunk dialed
( ) Drunk dialed someone
( ) Masturbated in a public setting
(X) Had sex in a public setting
( ) Have completed a marathon
( ) Have lied to your boss
(X) Played hookie from school
(X) Played hookie from work
(X) Taken Public transportation to work
(X) Have eaten ethiopian food
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
( ) Owned a dog
(X) Owned a cat
( ) Owned a bird
(X) Played a sport in HS
(X) swam
( ) Post whored before having sex
( ) Post whored instead of having sex
(X) Stolen a lighter
( ) Purchased a water pipe
( ) Wore women's underwear
(X) Wore men's boxers
(X) Set something on fire accidentally
( ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day
( ) Pulled your reserve
( ) Decided not to jump when on jump run
( ) Have eaten bugs
(X) Riden a motorcycle
( ) Riden a Segway
(X) Piloted a sailboat
(X) Purchased something on-line
(X) Met someone from dz.com
( ) Slept with someone from dz.com
( ) Lied to your SO
( ) Photo copied your butt
( ) Photo copied your breasts
(X) Cheated on a test
Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
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