If you had to eat contaminated food what would your preference be?

[AlexCrowley 0]

You just ate a great meal at a restaurant, one of the best you've ever eaten.

Unfortunately the waiter is a twisted soul and rather than the usual 'Thank you!' with crappy smiley face scrawled on your receipt the scrawl reads:

"Just thought I'd let you know there was _______ in your food"

Which would cause you the least amount of anxiety?

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[DeNReN 0]

Bacon

[wildcard451 0]

where's the option for cutting his throat right there on the spot?

[Buried 0]

contaminated?
urine and ejaculate are very sterile....probably more sterile than the lunch you just ate.

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[livendive 8]

It's all about the mucus baby, as long as I get to pick the donor and specify which membrane.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[caress 0]

Well, I would have to say dick. if I am going to die from it I might as well go out eating what I eat best and that is dick. Ejaculate was on there but I want the big canoli the whole enchilada, honey! So I guess that I would throw the ol waiter down and eat his dick and then bite that damn thing off for being such an asshole!

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

[jlkskycam 0]

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You just ate a great meal at a restaurant, one of the best you've ever eaten.

Unfortunately the waiter is a twisted soul and rather than the usual 'Thank you!' with crappy smiley face scrawled on your receipt the scrawl reads:

"Just thought I'd let you know there was _______ in your food"

Which would cause you the least amount of anxiety?

anchovies

[Shotgun 1]

It always turns me on when the waiter leaves a note on the receipt to let me know that there was ejaculate in my food. I just wish that they would let me know ahead of time so that I could really savor it...



You're a strange man, Alex.

[FlankSteak 0]

Is there a way to have a salad with "all of the above" (items in the poll)?

Mmmmm salad!

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[thegreekone 0]

Alex, I love your posts, you're my BOI-yeee, but WTF!?

now "my math" is gonna be all fucked up while eating dinner out tonight.

thanks....