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One Halloween, my brother went as The Feminine Hygiene God and had a costume with tampons and pads all over a sheet. Just change God to Superhero and you got it!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Say I've got a birthday party to go to tomorrow night, and it's a "theme" party. Everyone should come dressed as a super hero. I've got to work tomorrow, so I have to come up with a costume today.



I thought you said that this is "important"?

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I saw a guy go as "water man" one year for halloween. Dressed all in blue with a blue cape and a big "W" on his chest. He took one of those 5-gallon water cooler jugs, cut out holes for his face and neck, and stuck it over his head.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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The only costume contest I ever won was at the old DZ I used to jump at. I wrapped a white rope around my waist with about 3' dragging on the floor. I then wrapped myself from the knees up in white bunting. (Including my head) A little red spray paint on the head portion and I was Tampon Man. The guys loved it....the girls hated it....

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Say I've got a birthday party to go to tomorrow night, and it's a "theme" party. Everyone should come dressed as a super hero. I've got to work tomorrow, so I have to come up with a costume today.



I thought you said that this is "important"?



C'mon man, what could be more important?
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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

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Get yourself a trenchcoat, and the bottoms of a pair of pants. You can be FLASHER MAN! Fighting crime by flashing himself at criminals who stop and stare in disbelief!
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