Sen.Blutarsky 0 #26 February 24, 2006 Quotewell it does contain eggs It does? Oh. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ffejdraga 0 #27 February 24, 2006 Quote It is by far the stupidest piece of shit i have ever seen, infact i challenge anyone else to find something even more retarded than this here label Well, if you ever fly on Southwest, you will be ready to enjoy the little bag of peanuts they will give you. On the bag, it does say "ingredients: Peanuts, salt. Warning: contains Peanuts" I guess it is equally as retarded. jeff D-16906 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #28 February 24, 2006 "Do not stick eggs in eye. Blindness may result. Do not eat eggs while sleeping, it may lead to choking. Jumping out of airplanes while eating eggs may lead to parachute malfucntions." Jeez . .. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitational 0 #29 February 24, 2006 QuoteI blame you USA I've seen a couple 'warning' labels during my week here in Norway that I've never seen in the U.S. Unfortunately I don't have my digital camera so I haven't taken any pictures. I'll be back in a couple weeks though.------ Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MooChooser 0 #30 February 24, 2006 www.dumbwarnings.com Apparently on a rowenta iron: Do not Iron clothes on body. On a kiddies superman costume: Warning..does not enable wearer to fly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #31 February 24, 2006 I got a pack of nuts a few years ago which had a warning on the back saying "WARNING: May contain traces of nut." It wasn't the warning that I had the problem with. It was the fact that my pack of nuts only "may" contain "traces" of nut. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orange1 0 #32 February 24, 2006 oh ya and one of those, i think marks and spencers (UK), a pudding which said "do not turn upside down". The warning however was on the bottom, so to read it you would have to...Skydiving: wasting fossil fuels just for fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #33 February 24, 2006 Just incase you care, here's the document from your government that describes how to classify eggs and what the criteria are. http://www.defra.gov.uk/corporate/regulat/forms/livestock_prods/eggs/emr1.pdf And since I'm not a complete dork, just mostly one, here's some "wacky warning labels." http://www.power-of-attorneys.com/wacky_warning_labels.asp--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #34 February 24, 2006 QuoteOn a kiddies superman costume: Warning..does not enable wearer to fly. i bet i can get it to fly. I can just don my WS over it Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
volleyballguy73 0 #35 February 25, 2006 QuoteI've bought peanut brittle that has a "contains nuts" warning on the wrapper. Peanuts aren't actually nuts, they are legumes, related to peas. On a side note we have a door at work that says "Exit" above it, and a sign on the door that reads "Do Not Exit". How f*cked up is that? Also: "On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack: Remove plastic before eating." My five year old wanted one of these, the sitter thought she got all the wrapper off but didn't. My daughter ended up choking and puking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
