Andy_Copland 0 #1 February 23, 2006 So i decide to buy a 6 pack of eggs...and i see this label...i mean its not as if its a cake that might have traces of nut, its a box of fucking eggs?! I blame you USA 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #2 February 23, 2006 Please tell me thats not real.....Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 February 23, 2006 I swear to all mighty god its real. I have been warned that my box of eggs contain egg 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #4 February 23, 2006 Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy is starting to ring true..... Remember when wonko the sane decided the world had gone completely mad? When he found instructions on a packet of toothpicks..... this classes worse than that.Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #5 February 23, 2006 I have a question can bird flu be passed from chicken to egg? CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 February 23, 2006 No1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #7 February 23, 2006 I've bought peanut brittle that has a "contains nuts" warning on the wrapper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 February 23, 2006 Its official the world has gone mad....or is that me just mad at the world now? meh1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #9 February 23, 2006 My favorate is a warning I saw on a push mower that said "Do Not Use To Trim Hedges" . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orange1 0 #10 February 23, 2006 Yeah. All those little packets of nuts they give you on the airplanes (er, not the jump planes) also say "contains nuts". Now, it so happens I am allergic to nuts, but even I can figure that one out...Skydiving: wasting fossil fuels just for fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #11 February 23, 2006 Class A-from caged hens living in controlled conditions- WTF?? Try buying eggs from free-range, organically-fed chickens, preferably local. They really do taste better! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 February 23, 2006 I always buy organic and free range when i can, but with my money situation im surprised its real food im eating, im sure my last burger was a dead race horse1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seedy 0 #13 February 23, 2006 "My favorate is a warning I saw on a push mower that said "Do Not Use To Trim Hedges" One of the cases we looked at in Business Law was a guy who tried this, lost fingers, and then sued because there was no specific warning not to do this. That is why you see this label. After all, people can't be held responsible for their own actions, can they? I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #14 February 23, 2006 QuoteMy favorate is a warning I saw on a push mower that said "Do Not Use To Trim Hedges" . That was probably put on there for those fat british bastard that do landscaping. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #15 February 23, 2006 ha. that is great. i love those stupid warnings.. mainly because most likely someone somewhere did something to warrent it. Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 February 23, 2006 How could this label of possibly been warrented!? It is by far the stupidest piece of shit i have ever seen, infact i challenge anyone else to find something even more retarded than this here label1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #17 February 23, 2006 QuoteMy favorate is a warning I saw on a push mower that said "Do Not Use To Trim Hedges" . My favorite is on a chainsaw... "Do not try to stop the chain with your hands" Just how stupid does a person have to be to do that??The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #18 February 23, 2006 I wonder how much the lawyer charged to draft the notice. What a great job to hold, "These eggs contain ... eggs," that'll be $250 please Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #19 February 23, 2006 "Caution: Coffee may be hot" Coffee better be fuckin hot Edited to add: I blame all the lawyers who will never say, "No, that is a bad idea to sue those people for that thing."Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 February 23, 2006 Done on a government grant.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #21 February 23, 2006 Contains Nuts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBrant 0 #22 February 24, 2006 QuoteMy favorite is on a chainsaw... "Do not try to stop the chain with your hands" Just how stupid does a person have to be to do that?? I honestly thought this was an urban myth a buddy told me, until I actually saw this warning on a chian-saw in the store: "Warning, do not stop chain with hands or genitals" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #23 February 24, 2006 or genitals?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrion 0 #24 February 24, 2006 QuoteHow could this label of possibly been warrented!? It is by far the stupidest piece of shit i have ever seen, infact i challenge anyone else to find something even more retarded than this here label It's America right? I'm sure someone has sued for not being told that their eggs contained egg and was allergic.... Or something frikkin stupid like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #25 February 24, 2006 QuoteHow could this label of possibly been warrented!? well it does contain eggs Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
