My little toe

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Heck no! I have plenty of people to suck blood from. I'm just building a slave and all I'm missing is one toe.

You'd better make sure it's from the correct foot, then. Nothing worse than a backwards toe.

I should have her remove the polish from it too I guess.

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[mcneill79 0]

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Heck no! I have plenty of people to suck blood from. I'm just building a slave and all I'm missing is one toe.

You'd better make sure it's from the correct foot, then. Nothing worse than a backwards toe.

I should have her remove the polish from it too I guess.

But it's a pretty red color. Matches the color of the toe currently

[turtlespeed 221]

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I just ran over my little toe with my office chair. It hurts a lot. What should I do?

Can I kiss it and make it better?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[Remster 30]

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Want me to suck on it and make it better

Now we're talking

Bunch of freaks.....

Remster

[Taylor610 0]

Bunch of freaks.....
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I'm with you Remi...do you realize that they have turned this tragic accident into a red camel toe sucking ordeal...

[wingnut 0]

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I just ran over my little toe with my office chair. It hurts a lot. What should I do

wear cloesd toe shoes at work.. beter yet, work boots.. then the chair wouldof just stoped whenit hit the boot and you wouldn't be in pain.... besides, if anyone needed a good ass kicking you would have on the right footwear!!!



p.s. a day later does it still hurt?

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[thegreekone 0]

Bunch of freaks.....

[mcneill79 0]

It's doing OK... I was able to walk around and go shopping on it yesterday, so I think it will make it.

And I will never wear work boots unless absolutely necessary. My feet love to be free.

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[wingnut 0]

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My feet love to be free

free the boobies..... er, i mean feet... yeah feet.. free the feet...

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[Jumpah 0]

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Pee on it

Pee is sterile. This is good advice.

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ask duece to tell you his "no feet" story from when he was a cop... but be prepared to laugh your ass off!!!!

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[mcneill79 0]

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run over the other little toe on your other foot. it will make them even.

I'm now blaming your for the fact that my coworker just ran over my other foot

[wingnut 0]

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I'm now blaming your for the fact that my coworker just ran over my other foot

marks would of been blame free if you would of just wore some big clod hopper work boots today!!!

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[mcneill79 0]

But I always ending taking off whatever shoes I am wearing. The problem is I was walking around in just my socks

[Thanatos340 1]

Here is my suggestion for dealing with your Little toe and now other Foot problems..

A) Keep your Feet propped up at all times. Whenever you need something, Insist that the Co-Worked that ran over your other foot go get it for you.

b) Make sure that you remained properly medicated. I prescribe Large quantities of Wine. (However I also recommend that your AVOID vicodin!!!)

Follow these directions for 7 Days. At the end of the 7th day, Goto the Airport.. Look for a devastatingly handsome and incredibly well hung guy and see if he would be willing to kiss it and make it better.

[mcneill79 0]

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Here is my suggestion for dealing with your Little toe and now other Foot problems..

A) Keep your Feet propped up at all times. Whenever you need something, Insist that the Co-Worked that ran over your other foot go get it for you.

b) Make sure that you remained properly medicated. I prescribe Large quantities of Wine. (However I also recommend that your AVOID vicodin!!!)

Follow these directions for 7 Days. At the end of the 7th day, Goto the Airport.. Look for a devastatingly handsome and incredibly well hung guy and see if he would be willing to kiss it and make it better.

I think I can handle all that, but there will be no wine for the next few day either

[Thanatos340 1]

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but there will be no wine for the next few day either

Just Explain that it is for purely medicinal purposes and it was perscribed.