FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #26 February 18, 2006 QuoteOK....the brunette is now going to die her hair...um...how about red? Are there any Redheaded jokes? there is always the question. "is it true? red on the head fire in the hole?" but that usually gets one slapped... ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #27 February 18, 2006 Quote WTH??? I don't understand the question. How do you killl a blonde legally? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. ORRRR a mirror - whatever works for you How does a blonde turn on the light after a sexual encounter? Opens the car door A blonde and a brunette go skydiving . . . they exit at the same time . . . who lands first? The brunette . . . The blonde had to stop and ask directions How can you tell if a blonde has been on your computer? There is white out all over the screen What do you get when you put 10 blondes shoulder to shoulder? A wind Tunnel I asked a blonde a question once . . . and I couldn't, for the life of me, understand the answer . . . so I said - take the dick outta your mouth and then I could understand. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #28 February 18, 2006 QuoteOK....the brunette is now going to die her hair...um...how about red? Are there any Redheaded jokes? Ask and ye shall receive: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A redhead! What's safer: a redhead or a piranha? The piranha. They only attack in schools. How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Wait 10 seconds What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? Normal Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice. The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family." The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on." She did and said "I don't fit into these." "That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!" What's the Redhead Dating Motto? The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. What's the true definition of a blonde? Redhead with the fire of passion missing. How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Wait 10 seconds One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his redheaded wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman, and your brother." How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? There's a hammer embedded in the monitor Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Doughboy? ANGRY redhead with a yeast infectionThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #29 February 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteOK....the brunette is now going to die her hair...um...how about red? Are there any Redheaded jokes? there is always the question. "is it true? red on the head fire in the hole?" but that usually gets one slapped... I can answer that question with a very definite YES!! I've been with a couple redheads and there was without a doubt fire in the hole... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #30 February 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteOK....the brunette is now going to die her hair...um...how about red? Are there any Redheaded jokes? there is always the question. "is it true? red on the head fire in the hole?" but that usually gets one slapped... I can answer that question with a very definite YES!! I've been with a couple redheads and there was without a doubt fire in the hole... its all in the eyebrows. they will let u know. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #31 February 18, 2006 Quote its all in the eyebrows. they will let u know. Yeah the eyebrows and then the restraining order you have to get after you read too much into the eybrows - but DAMN that was fun!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #32 February 18, 2006 QuoteQuote WTH!!! It's ok, just have him write the joke a bit more slowly next time....You'll get it.No. That's so you can understand it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #33 February 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote WTH!!! It's ok, just have him write the joke a bit more slowly next time....You'll get it.No. That's so you can understand it. What's to understand? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #34 February 18, 2006 QuoteQuote WTH??? I don't understand the question. How do you killl a blonde legally? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. ORRRR a mirror - whatever works for you How does a blonde turn on the light after a sexual encounter? Opens the car door A blonde and a brunette go skydiving . . . they exit at the same time . . . who lands first? The brunette . . . The blonde had to stop and ask directions How can you tell if a blonde has been on your computer? There is white out all over the screen What do you get when you put 10 blondes shoulder to shoulder? A wind Tunnel I asked a blonde a question once . . . and I couldn't, for the life of me, understand the answer . . . so I said - take the dick outta your mouth and then I could understand. Haven't you got any new ones. This the best you can do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #35 February 18, 2006 I got nuthin' really.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #36 February 19, 2006 OK...so blonde, brunette and redhead have been covered. Let's see...what other color is there? I could say grey...but that makes me cringe just to even THINK about grey hair. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #37 February 19, 2006 QuoteOK...so blonde, brunette and redhead have been covered. Let's see...what other color is there? I could say grey...but that makes me cringe just to even THINK about grey hair. Grey hair... or the ubiquitous blue hairs... of course that always leaves the ol' chrome dome... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #38 February 21, 2006 More jokes please - life is boring at the momentI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #39 February 21, 2006 QuoteMore jokes please - life is boring at the moment Agreed... and worse im not feeling well...going to have to loose a few hours of work tonight and go home early She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #40 February 21, 2006 Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? To find a tight seal. What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around. What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? Beat it - we're closed. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float. What's the difference between sin and shame? It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration. What three words are most likely to strike panic when you making love? Honey I'm home. My Dr. refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. What's the difference between a fridge and a fanny? A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat outThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nopullmike 0 #41 February 21, 2006 What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine: The washing machine doesn't follow you around after you drop a load into it...... For a very large selection of blonde jokes, or jokes in general check out strangecosmos.com.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
