Most Extreme Jobs

[freakflyer9999 1]

Most Extreme Jobs on National Geographic Channel is profiling a sperm donor. He makes up to $30,000 a year donating 3 times a week.

That sure would pay for a lot of jumps and a new rig.

Of course you have to have a sperm count that is high enough and be between 18 and 50 years old. I've only got about 2 1/2 years left so I guess I better get busy.

[rs2kmk5 0]

Where do I sign?

I would insist on legal anonymity both for now and the future though. There is crazy talk of donor fathers potentially having legal obligation to the 'sperm' they've donated at some time in the future here in the UK.

I ask ya, anyone who donates their 'man fat', would they really want to be taceable in the future by their donated 'goo'?

Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

[Tink1717 2]

That means last year $30K slipped through my fingers.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
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[rs2kmk5 0]

That's like you just admitted to banging one out 3 times a week last year

Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

[MooChooser 0]

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That means last year $30K slipped through my fingers.

May as well have just flushed it down the toilet.

[warpedskydiver 0]

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Most Extreme Jobs on National Geographic Channel is profiling a sperm donor. He makes up to $30,000 a year donating 3 times a week.

That sure would pay for a lot of jumps and a new rig.

Of course you have to have a sperm count that is high enough and be between 18 and 50 years old. I've only got about 2 1/2 years left so I guess I better get busy.

Damn and to think of all the sperm I wasted on women's bodies... both inside and out!

I could have been a Billionaire!

[diablopilot 2]

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That's like you just admitted to banging one out 3 times a week last year

What an underachiever......

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[sneaky 0]

feck that means I would earn approx 450,000 a year at his rate if I was being paid for cracking one off into a tube !

[turtlespeed 221]

You mean my man juice is worth money - sdhit I have wasted ALOT of money in my life then

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[skinnyshrek 0]

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You mean my man juice is worth money - sdhit I have wasted ALOT of money in my life then

What's sad is, we will keep on wasting the money!

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[turtlespeed 221]

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You mean my man juice is worth money - sdhit I have wasted ALOT of money in my life then

What's sad is, we will keep on wasting the money!

Speak for yourself -

I gonna get PAID now BIATCH!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[shropshire 0]

What a wanker

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[masterrig 1]

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What a wanker

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That there's funny!


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[lisamariewillbe 1]

How is a man masturbating an extreme job? I always thought jerking off was safe for you guys...

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[turtlespeed 221]

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How is a man masturbating an extreme job? I always thought jerking off was safe for you guys...

Well that depends -

With the right equipment it can need a good amount of insurance.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[gofast_ER 0]

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That's like you just admitted to banging one out 3 times a week last year

only 3 times a week!?!?!

[lisamariewillbe 1]

That is ummm scarey....

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[turtlespeed 221]

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That is ummm scarey....

Yeah!

Duh!

But you never get anywhere being scared.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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That is ummm scarey....

Yeah!

Duh!

But you never get anywhere being scared.

Ive not heard of girls masturbating as being extreme and we do it more then guys

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[turtlespeed 221]

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But you never get anywhere being scared.

Ive not heard of girls masturbating as being extreme and we do it more then SOME guys

[lisamariewillbe 1]

girls dont need that, our favorite toy is attatched to us

but this... hmmmm

http://www.robospanker.com/

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[turtlespeed 221]

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That is ummm scarey....

Yeah!

Duh!

But you never get anywhere being scared.

Ive not heard of girls masturbating as being extreme and we do it more then guys

Oh Really!

NSFW

NSFW

WARNING!!!

OK that said - Got Insurance - REV IT UP !!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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[skybytch 273]

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You mean my man juice is worth money

I think you're missing the point. Just because one guy is getting paid that much does not mean that YOUR sperm is that valuable.

[ViperPilot 0]

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ust because one guy is getting paid that much does not mean that YOUR sperm is that valuable.

Shit who cares, you're missing the point. The real point is, we're all getting paid ZERO dollars. So this guy's getting paid roughly $192 every time he jerks it...shit if I got 5 bucks I'd be cool w/ that!