namgrunt 0 #1 February 17, 2006 it is often said all men are pigs as they all act that way ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rs2kmk5 0 #2 February 17, 2006 Thought I'd ask my better half - she's an honest sort! She just stood there, bemused shaking her head and saying no. There you are - I'm officially not a pig Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #3 February 17, 2006 oink ... oink Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #4 February 17, 2006 Yes we are, but a good bit of us know how to curb it and be a gentleman in front of certain company. This is the reason for guys night out, so we can act out true selves. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rs2kmk5 0 #5 February 17, 2006 All men know that, well really and truly ALL MEN ARE PIGS. I remember things that I've done that I know a women just simply wouldn't do... Anyone who says otherwise is mistaken in my opinion. Sure, we can hide it' but by definition, if we have to 'hide it', then we must be pigs underneath. So, I am a pig, and I'm proud of it. I wouldn't change it for a thing, and I thing we men get the better deal in life. Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 February 17, 2006 Quoteit is often said all men are pigs as they all act that way .. Hmmmm. I'm not sure. I've had very mixed reviews. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #7 February 17, 2006 some. I'm not saying where I fall Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 February 17, 2006 I voted yes, well you know what they say "honesty is the best policy"1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #9 February 17, 2006 I don't think I'm too much of a pig... I even occationally do the dishes... and I despise doing the dishes. Of course If I don't do the dishes... they don't get done and ultimately I starve because I have nothing to eat on/with. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #10 February 17, 2006 Yup...pretty much. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #11 February 17, 2006 Hee, hee - this thread reminds me of a saying a friend uses (kinda' like the male equivalent of "Why buy the cow...") Why buy the pig when all you want is a little sausage? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #12 February 17, 2006 I don't admit to being a pig but I use to start every relationship by telling them I was an asshole so it could never be used against me in an arguement. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loonix 0 #13 February 17, 2006 Thought I'd say people are pigs, but that wouldn't be fair... to the pigs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divrbrysjoytoy 0 #14 February 17, 2006 Yeah they are and they know they are! What a stupid question,you must be a man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 February 17, 2006 QuoteI don't admit to being a pig but I use to start every relationship by telling them I was an asshole so it could never be used against me in an arguement. . Really? Jeesh and I thought it was a joke when you said that.... I cant see that in yaSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #16 February 18, 2006 No Men are not pigs. Pigs rut and lie around in their own feces. they have penis's shaped like their tails and pigs orgasm for 30 minutes. Men are certainly not pigs. Men lie around and rut in shit they have created. Men do not have a penis shaped like their tail. Men do not orgasm for 30 minutes. I wish they did, I would have bigger breakfasts.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 February 18, 2006 QuoteNo Men are not pigs. Pigs rut and lie around in their own feces. they have penis's shaped like their tails and pigs orgasm for 30 minutes. Men are certainly not pigs. Men lie around and rut in shit they have created. Men do not have a penis shaped like their tail. Men do not orgasm for 30 minutes. I wish they did, I would have bigger breakfasts.-Caress You are sooooooooooooooooo the woman every man dreams of!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #18 February 18, 2006 Oh you are just saying that because you want to have me over for breakfast!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 February 18, 2006 QuoteOh you are just saying that because you want to have me over for breakfast!-Caress Well, even if you *were* available, which you are not, I don't know that I could handle it. I'm sure, it would be fun trying to, though! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BirdBoi 0 #20 February 18, 2006 ***Men do not orgasm for 30 minutes. I wish they did, I would have bigger breakfasts.-Caress ----------------------------------------------------- 30 mins orgasm!! Im liking the idea, but where would the swimming pool of spunk go? Thats big breakfast.. sure u can manage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #21 February 18, 2006 I manage my hubby and that is all I need to manage! The point was that men cant possibly be pigs! I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #22 February 18, 2006 even I need sleep. I am human I have to rest that jaw once in a while too. I am sure that you could handle it once atleast. No I am not available, but I aint dead either. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 February 18, 2006 Quoteeven I need sleep. I am human I have to rest that jaw once in a while too. I am sure that you could handle it once atleast. No I am not available, but I aint dead either. Not even close to dead!!!In case I've never told you before, you really crack me up!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 February 18, 2006 Yes. Men are pigs and I am their king. Ever since I was 4 years old, I have been dressing myself. I take full responsibility for what I wear. I also know the effect that it will generally have. I just assume that the adults of the opposite sex do that also. I assume that they want me to look at their cleavage and they is why it is left barely covered for me. I am just showing my appreciation and interest. Apparently, being incorrect about that is what makes me a pig, so there it is. Guilty of the sin of reason. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #25 February 18, 2006 This all being said, pigs are very intelligent creatures. I guess it's not that bad thenDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
