dploi 0 #26 February 17, 2006 QuoteOk heres the deal The pictures attached are of a girl i met. We arranged a date and we got talking about skydiving (i mentioned it before but didnt go into too much detail) and she seriously took note of the things i said without asking stupid questions, for example 1.) How high do you go back up when you pull 2.) Can you talk in freefall 3.) Is it windy etc etc Then she later refered to the equipment as a rig! Im thinking too good to be true but then im thinking fuck these blondes might not be that dumb actually. The best way to get her to stop with the stupid questions is to stick your cock in her mouth. She's hot. Keep her around for like 7 weeks. edited to add... QuoteIm on the phone to her now having a giggle about it. A giggle? A giggle? Strike the "cock" comment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #27 February 17, 2006 I am just busting on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #28 February 17, 2006 QuoteI asked stupid questions, my first tandem I asked "what if we hit a bird?" I still have that fear wait, what does happen if you hit a bird? messy cleanup eh?CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #29 February 17, 2006 I wouldn't kick her outta bed<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
70sdiver 0 #30 February 17, 2006 the real test to a keep is will she be able to pack and make your rig as awesome looking as here[ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #31 February 17, 2006 Keeper, or at least worth considering-hell, if I were single, young, thin, on the correct continent-I'd hit on herI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #32 February 17, 2006 QuoteShe's a classy Oxford girl... Now I know you're lying . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperPilot 0 #33 February 17, 2006 man, blondes are the way to go...hot, have mild to severe loss of common sense (which exists merely to amuse you), should be able to cook, and usually are pretty big freaks. My advice...plow her. edit: Does she have big tits? That's key. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #34 February 17, 2006 Quoteman, blondes are the way to go...hot, have mild to severe loss of common sense (which exists merely to amuse you), should be able to cook, and usually are pretty big freaks. My advice...plow her. My gosh, I've just learned so much about myself with this one post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperPilot 0 #35 February 17, 2006 See, I'm here to help everyone! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #36 February 17, 2006 she looks like a dirty pirate whore to mehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #37 February 17, 2006 QuoteSee, I'm here to help everyone! Yeah, just like the FAA. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #38 February 17, 2006 hmmmm hard one... lol fucking keep her!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #39 February 17, 2006 So why is she telling the world to piss off in the second pic? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #40 February 17, 2006 She was anticipating SkinnyShrek's response? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #41 February 17, 2006 Shrek, you're world-infamousMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #42 February 17, 2006 QuoteOk heres the deal The pictures attached are of a girl i met. We arranged a date and we got talking about skydiving (i mentioned it before but didnt go into too much detail) and she seriously took note of the things i said without asking stupid questions, for example 1.) How high do you go back up when you pull 2.) Can you talk in freefall 3.) Is it windy etc etc Then she later refered to the equipment as a rig! Im thinking too good to be true but then im thinking fuck these blondes might not be that dumb actually. Here is what I say: Stop looking for approval for the girls you are thinking of dating. Particularly approval from a message board. If you like her, who cares what we think?Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #43 February 17, 2006 I think that it was just thinly veiled bragging. I don't blame him, she's cute and I don't particulary like blondes.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #44 February 17, 2006 She called the equipment a rig? in your neck of the woods it should be "kit" no? Its a trick ! Run from her,,run quickly, she will turn on you after like 3 weekends at the DZ,she wont be able to handle the lack of attention smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #45 February 17, 2006 QuoteI think that it was just thinly veiled bragging. I don't blame him, she's cute and I don't particulary like blondes. I still apply the same comment if that is true. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #46 February 17, 2006 This thread is so sexist. I'm offended. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #47 February 17, 2006 Which is totally different than most other bonfire threads. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #48 February 17, 2006 QuoteWhich is totally different than most other bonfire threads. Oh shit - we're not in SC - whoops!! Got cornfused for a sec. Carry on!! So, can we get a shot of her can? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #49 February 17, 2006 QuoteSo, can we get a shot of her can? Were still waiting for a shot of yours Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #50 February 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo, can we get a shot of her can? Were still waiting for a shot of yours She meant WE'RE still waiting for a shot of yours. And I second that emotion. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
