RhondaLea 4 #1 February 15, 2006 In a recent conversation with a friend of mine who speaks English as a second language, the discussion arose regarding the usual words for certain body parts, i.e., the penis and the vagina. My preferred words for everyday use are cock and pussy, although I use penis and vagina when writing more formally. I do not want to lead my friend astray in this, however, so I went googling. Here's a list of euphemisms for vagina: http://www.starma.com/penis/muffy/muffy.html And here's a list for penis: http://www.starma.com/penis/penis.html Some of these words are too weird to pass my lips, and these lists are way too long for a poll, but I'm curious to know what words others use. Indulge me, please. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #2 February 15, 2006 i use the normal ones.. and will use any of them..... i know a gal that will not say pussy or vagina though.. it's hoo-ha.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #3 February 15, 2006 Normally I use cock or dick and pussy, I don't usually use penis or vagina but then again I don't write formally. One I noticed missing from the list for pussy was 'fanny'. I learned from a Scottish friend that in the UK fanny has the same connotation as cunt does here.The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #4 February 15, 2006 some cooter euphs that made me giggle were... fluffy sausage wallet cradle of filth afro clam black cat w/ it's throat cut (how sick is that!?!) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
altichick 1 #5 February 15, 2006 99% of those are just way to wordy to slip into converstaion!!...And a large number the euphemisms for female bits would definately get a guy kicked outta bed unless he was being very tounge in cheek when he said them! I'll admit I didn't read each and every one but a quick scan failed to spot a male euphemism that was particulary offensive or derogatory... the female list is another story Don't sweat the petty things... and don't pet the sweaty things! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #6 February 15, 2006 Go have a listen to the song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound Gang. You will have all the euphemisms you need. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #7 February 15, 2006 Okay, but what words do you actually use? This is really the point of this post. What words do people really use in conversation for penis and vagina? rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #8 February 15, 2006 Vagina= hatchet wound penis= cock or dick Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #9 February 15, 2006 ***What words do people really use in conversation for penis and vagina? QuotePoon Tang and Pecker."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #10 February 15, 2006 Here are those lyrics Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch With the boink swatter Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove With the pork steeple Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #11 February 15, 2006 I would say I use "pussy" but just realized I never use that word in reference to my Virginia (which is what I call mine), but instead use the term as more of a euphemism for a scaredy-cat. Ie: Don't be a pussy, just do it! I've been known to say "coochie" a lot, as in short-shorts are "coochie-cutters" or "that hit me in my coochie". Penis is always "dick" to me. However, much like my use of the term pussy, I also use this mostly as a euphemsim for an asshole or an annoying individual. Ie: "Joe, you're such a dick". I don't care much for the term "cock". It's a royal turn-off for me. A throbbing dick sounds far more appealing than a throbbing cock. The latter sounds whorish to me. For boobs, it's mostly "na-na's". On occasion I might use "tits" or if they're really big "Ca-chongas". I sincerely hope this helps your quest, RLPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites laughlinlisa 0 #12 February 15, 2006 girls have tooties...boys have doodahs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ my tandem changed my life....i have never done it from behind....and i liked it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #13 February 15, 2006 QuoteOkay, but what words do you actually use? This is really the point of this post. What words do people really use in conversation for penis and vagina? During sex? I use "cock", or "pussy." During everyday conversation, or in heavy flirt mode? "Happy bits..." as in "oh, that tingled my happy bits." Or when I'm cramping, "my happy bits hurt...". When writing, it depends. If I'm writing erotica (formally or not), I will use those terms which I use during sex. If I'm writing in a more clinical manner about medical/hygiene issues, vagina/penis are the terms I use (and other parts which are located nearby; clitoris, anus, shaft, testes, et cetera). Language! What a great choice to communicate exactly what one wants to communicate in the manner appropriate to the situation. Although, for the life of me, I don't think I like the term "hatchet". Sounds rather violent for such a sensitive area, and I think it would likely prejudice me towards not dealing with someone intimately who used that or other violent terms. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jloirsdaan 0 #14 February 15, 2006 Snatch and Mandingo I'm just disappointed Mandingo was on the list....I thought I made that one up! Jordan Go Fast, Dock Soft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rs2kmk5 0 #15 February 15, 2006 The are mostly funny, but it seems the descriptions of the female genetalia appear more derogatory... or is that becuse I'm a bloke? Didn't seen plain old 'kebe' for female on the list, even worse 'uncooked kebab meat'. They're just plain nasty! My missus often uses 'van driver' as a euphemism for her vagina. I use cock, dick, knob, member, etc etc for mine, and pussy, or similar for her. Such a random thread - I can visualize people just sat behind their keyboards trying hard not to laugh out loud! Thanks for the amusement!!!! Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #16 February 15, 2006 QuoteSuch a random thread - I can visualize people just sat behind their keyboards trying hard not to laugh out loud! Thanks for the amusement New here arent you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #17 February 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteOkay, but what words do you actually use? This is really the point of this post. What words do people really use in conversation for penis and vagina? During sex? I use "cock", or "pussy." During everyday conversation, or in heavy flirt mode? "Happy bits..." as in "oh, that tingled my happy bits." Or when I'm cramping, "my happy bits hurt...". When writing, it depends. If I'm writing erotica (formally or not), I will use those terms which I use during sex. If I'm writing in a more clinical manner about medical/hygiene issues, vagina/penis are the terms I use (and other parts which are located nearby; clitoris, anus, shaft, testes, et cetera). Language! What a great choice to communicate exactly what one wants to communicate in the manner appropriate to the situation. Although, for the life of me, I don't think I like the term "hatchet". Sounds rather violent for such a sensitive area, and I think it would likely prejudice me towards not dealing with someone intimately who used that or other violent terms. Ciels- Michele *whew* Michele! I'm all hot and bothered now! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rs2kmk5 0 #18 February 15, 2006 Fairly new in these parts, mainly just lurk in the background quietly watching the threads grow and grow...drifting and dissipating like clouds on a windy day... Ah bollox, I'm off to bed. Night all Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Mike111 0 #19 February 15, 2006 Ditto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #20 February 16, 2006 Someone sent me "fuck trench." It was apparently something of a joke between a woman and her boyfriend. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SloStenRacing 0 #21 February 16, 2006 When I was going to college some kid from BFE Indiana that sounded like he should have been from backwoods Kentucky used his accent to call pussy "Piss Fenders" I just use pussy. Although, after reading that site, I am now kind of partial to "Round mound of repound" And wiener. I actually use alot of different names for penises. Including my boring but to the point "Little Buddy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #22 February 16, 2006 Quote*whew* Michele! I'm all hot and bothered now! Oh, you poor baby...I hope you've recovered by now...maybe someday I'll write more erotica and send you some. My interests are, at the moment, more in the photographic arena for now. Pity I can't get anyone to model for me; I've got a new lighting technique to improve on, and it's tough balancing a reflector on your toes while triggering the remote shutter release and staying under the lighting with the correct angle from the camera and all... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #23 February 16, 2006 i love the pic... remember my comment about it from the phone tonight? "when did michele loose..." the hand actually doesn't look like yours in the picture. cool I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Big_Red 0 #24 February 16, 2006 On an everyday basis I just use: - Cock - Dick - Nads - DAMN! Look at them Titties! ;) - Pussy However...I think that "Afro Clam" is going to have to work its way into my everyday vocab. hahahahaDerec Davies Big_Red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
wildcard451 0 #10 February 15, 2006 Here are those lyrics Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch With the boink swatter Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove With the pork steeple Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #11 February 15, 2006 I would say I use "pussy" but just realized I never use that word in reference to my Virginia (which is what I call mine), but instead use the term as more of a euphemism for a scaredy-cat. Ie: Don't be a pussy, just do it! I've been known to say "coochie" a lot, as in short-shorts are "coochie-cutters" or "that hit me in my coochie". Penis is always "dick" to me. However, much like my use of the term pussy, I also use this mostly as a euphemsim for an asshole or an annoying individual. Ie: "Joe, you're such a dick". I don't care much for the term "cock". It's a royal turn-off for me. A throbbing dick sounds far more appealing than a throbbing cock. The latter sounds whorish to me. For boobs, it's mostly "na-na's". On occasion I might use "tits" or if they're really big "Ca-chongas". I sincerely hope this helps your quest, RLPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laughlinlisa 0 #12 February 15, 2006 girls have tooties...boys have doodahs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ my tandem changed my life....i have never done it from behind....and i liked it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #13 February 15, 2006 QuoteOkay, but what words do you actually use? This is really the point of this post. What words do people really use in conversation for penis and vagina? During sex? I use "cock", or "pussy." During everyday conversation, or in heavy flirt mode? "Happy bits..." as in "oh, that tingled my happy bits." Or when I'm cramping, "my happy bits hurt...". When writing, it depends. If I'm writing erotica (formally or not), I will use those terms which I use during sex. If I'm writing in a more clinical manner about medical/hygiene issues, vagina/penis are the terms I use (and other parts which are located nearby; clitoris, anus, shaft, testes, et cetera). Language! What a great choice to communicate exactly what one wants to communicate in the manner appropriate to the situation. Although, for the life of me, I don't think I like the term "hatchet". Sounds rather violent for such a sensitive area, and I think it would likely prejudice me towards not dealing with someone intimately who used that or other violent terms. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jloirsdaan 0 #14 February 15, 2006 Snatch and Mandingo I'm just disappointed Mandingo was on the list....I thought I made that one up! Jordan Go Fast, Dock Soft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rs2kmk5 0 #15 February 15, 2006 The are mostly funny, but it seems the descriptions of the female genetalia appear more derogatory... or is that becuse I'm a bloke? Didn't seen plain old 'kebe' for female on the list, even worse 'uncooked kebab meat'. They're just plain nasty! My missus often uses 'van driver' as a euphemism for her vagina. I use cock, dick, knob, member, etc etc for mine, and pussy, or similar for her. Such a random thread - I can visualize people just sat behind their keyboards trying hard not to laugh out loud! Thanks for the amusement!!!! Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #16 February 15, 2006 QuoteSuch a random thread - I can visualize people just sat behind their keyboards trying hard not to laugh out loud! Thanks for the amusement New here arent you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #17 February 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteOkay, but what words do you actually use? This is really the point of this post. What words do people really use in conversation for penis and vagina? During sex? I use "cock", or "pussy." During everyday conversation, or in heavy flirt mode? "Happy bits..." as in "oh, that tingled my happy bits." Or when I'm cramping, "my happy bits hurt...". When writing, it depends. If I'm writing erotica (formally or not), I will use those terms which I use during sex. If I'm writing in a more clinical manner about medical/hygiene issues, vagina/penis are the terms I use (and other parts which are located nearby; clitoris, anus, shaft, testes, et cetera). Language! What a great choice to communicate exactly what one wants to communicate in the manner appropriate to the situation. Although, for the life of me, I don't think I like the term "hatchet". Sounds rather violent for such a sensitive area, and I think it would likely prejudice me towards not dealing with someone intimately who used that or other violent terms. Ciels- Michele *whew* Michele! I'm all hot and bothered now! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rs2kmk5 0 #18 February 15, 2006 Fairly new in these parts, mainly just lurk in the background quietly watching the threads grow and grow...drifting and dissipating like clouds on a windy day... Ah bollox, I'm off to bed. Night all Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #20 February 16, 2006 Someone sent me "fuck trench." It was apparently something of a joke between a woman and her boyfriend. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloStenRacing 0 #21 February 16, 2006 When I was going to college some kid from BFE Indiana that sounded like he should have been from backwoods Kentucky used his accent to call pussy "Piss Fenders" I just use pussy. Although, after reading that site, I am now kind of partial to "Round mound of repound" And wiener. I actually use alot of different names for penises. Including my boring but to the point "Little Buddy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #22 February 16, 2006 Quote*whew* Michele! I'm all hot and bothered now! Oh, you poor baby...I hope you've recovered by now...maybe someday I'll write more erotica and send you some. My interests are, at the moment, more in the photographic arena for now. Pity I can't get anyone to model for me; I've got a new lighting technique to improve on, and it's tough balancing a reflector on your toes while triggering the remote shutter release and staying under the lighting with the correct angle from the camera and all... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #23 February 16, 2006 i love the pic... remember my comment about it from the phone tonight? "when did michele loose..." the hand actually doesn't look like yours in the picture. cool I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Red 0 #24 February 16, 2006 On an everyday basis I just use: - Cock - Dick - Nads - DAMN! Look at them Titties! ;) - Pussy However...I think that "Afro Clam" is going to have to work its way into my everyday vocab. hahahahaDerec Davies Big_Red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
