Katherine 0 #1 February 14, 2006 Hi guys, just got this in an email: Go to the google search engine and type in your name 'needs' after it e.g. "John needs" and write down the first line of the description of the first website that appears, (it should say something like: "John needs a shave"). 1) Anna needs to be excused from class today 2) Fionn needs my help 3) Joss needs to be commended 4) Gina needs to be interruptible 5) Jayne needs a rock 6) Nathan needs huggies ( I hope thats hugs not nappies) 7) Simply, Simon needs some smoothing 8) Cassie needs a major reality check 9) Ian needs about $400000 set aside now to cover his future needs 10) Ajay needs to take special care of his appearance on the big screen 11) Louise needs a juggling trick (I thought I handled balls quite well...) 12) Naomi needs to be able to set the integration time (?) 13) Lyndsay DIARIES NEEDS YOUR HELP (I probably do!!) 14) Helen needs to be more honest with herself and the people around her. (deep man!) 15) James needs a hat petition (go on...try and be more random than that, wtf is a hat petition?!) 16) Aidan needs 'to steer clear of the local gang of thugs led by Johnno' (shit!) 17) Christian Needs to Hear From Us 18) Rachel needs some good thoughts. -- I saved the africans for gods sake 19) Cory needs your help in Chiangmai 20) stacey needs to Graduate 21) lucy needs implants 22) lorna needs 'to start building a relationship!' 23) Laura needs a room mate! 24) James needs "people, movies, new york times" (that is ace) 25) Aisling needs 'your help and support' so true, so true! Financial, please, if at all possible. 26) "Katherine needs to be smacked more" (oh, please!!)Leeds University Skydiving Club www.skydiveleeds.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #2 February 14, 2006 are you looking for volunteers for number 20 Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meux 0 #3 February 14, 2006 it says, "Michael needs a quick kick in the butt" Hey, that must be my Mothers website. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katherine 0 #4 February 14, 2006 Quoteare you looking for volunteers for number 20 I dont know, but there is no way I am ever crossing Naomi (number 12)!Leeds University Skydiving Club www.skydiveleeds.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #5 February 14, 2006 Well. "Rhonda needs no help."If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Regan1990 0 #6 February 14, 2006 Regan needs to use local.irix65? -------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #7 February 14, 2006 Yeah, that works great! Chris needs...Become a member of Chris's friendly garden on BBC Radio Wales. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 February 14, 2006 Rebecca needs enlightenment! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katherine 0 #9 February 14, 2006 QuoteYeah, that works great! Chris needs...Become a member of Chris's friendly garden on BBC Radio Wales. You don't have to use the top one if it doesn't work well Leeds University Skydiving Club www.skydiveleeds.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 February 14, 2006 Krisanne needs parenting in the NICU. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #11 February 14, 2006 OK so this was the second link. The first said "Carrie needs to get to the hospital". But, this was nice---starts out sweet, then gets naughty, then frighteningly knows I played Varsity Volleyball in H.S. QuoteI love Carrie. Carrie is beautiful. Carrie thinks a lot about other people. When I think of cute puppies I think of Carrie. If I were alone in a room with Carrie, I would talk to her. I think Carrie should get a massage and manicure. Carrie needs the hard fucking. I want to hug Carrie. If I could describe Carrie in a word: volleyballgoddess. Edited to add link: http://www.wildscorpy.com/comments.php?id=126_0_1_0_CPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #12 February 14, 2006 Matt needs a XBOX 360 !! Ya BABY!!! GIMME! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #13 February 14, 2006 Bruce needs a shaveThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #14 February 14, 2006 Bwahahahaha Renee needs a man. *shaking headShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 February 14, 2006 Marie needs your help or Lisamarie needs alot of attention ummm fortune cookies anyone?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggs 0 #16 February 14, 2006 Uhoh Apparently I need Bush Hogging - Acreage & Commercial Mowing (dan needs) lol found out there's a danneeds.com Edit : Omg this guy is named Daniel Needs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #17 February 14, 2006 Scott needs someone he loves that loves him back, like that...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 February 14, 2006 Shannon needs her mother! WTF? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #19 February 14, 2006 Hey, this is great. Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus. Yeah, I'm down for that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deeter 0 #20 February 15, 2006 Sandy needs a solution. How boring is THAT? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 February 15, 2006 Sunny is great on a leash and she knows how to sit, shake and lay down. When she gets to know you she'll be your best friend! *Sunny needs to be placed in a home with kids over age 12. I love it. This is a fun thread. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBrant 0 #22 February 15, 2006 "Phil McColeman is the leader that Brant needs to bring this change about." who the fuck is phil mcColeman? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #23 February 15, 2006 Gemini needs.... Someone who can keep up and keep smiling in the face of a multiple onslaught.... Jim needs... meme | serotoninrain.... Jimy needs .... needs a pinch-hitter He looks no further than Mike Lamb Sometimes I just sit and wonder If Jimy even knows who I am Now I know what it's like ... Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #24 February 15, 2006 This is the first line about my name that didn't refer to the month April: April Needs to Be Kissed by Julian Tulip's Licorice: Song Music Downloads. But 3 sites later...a funny one: April Needs a Toothbrush. Fun game!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #25 February 15, 2006 Linder needs clarification. I think I might add that to my sig line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
