base428 1 #1 February 10, 2006 My next door neighbors have recently been feeding a LARGE pack of deer in the area. I live in West Virginia, so there's no shortage of Bambi's in the area. Unfortunately, deer have been eating my small trees, bushes, and my lawn is littered with deer turds. Every other night, another deer jumps out in front of my car as I approach my house. Short of taking a piss around the perimeter of my neighbor's house, do you have any recommendations on removing the deer from the neighborhood? Thanks.(c)2010 Vertical Visions. No unauthorized duplication permitted. <==For the media only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 February 10, 2006 spread human hair around the property lineSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #3 February 10, 2006 A couple of us that work the ground crew for you could take care of that problem!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 February 10, 2006 They hate the smell of rotten eggs. BUT, the down side of using something like that is it will keep everyone else away too. You need to talk to your neighbors. You shouldn't have to spend money on something that they are responsible for. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #5 February 10, 2006 Hey Jason, I've heard that you can scatter human hair clippings around it will keep them away. Just ask any barbershop or hair salon to bag them for you. Deer tend to get use to people, smells and noises so I don't know how long it will last."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #6 February 10, 2006 well you could shoot them then you would have dinner too...Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 February 10, 2006 if you don't live in the city just wait for deer season!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #8 February 10, 2006 I have heard that real pungent bars of soap tied here and there in your shrubs,,,,,can keep them away... or else maybe get a dog. Check the local Home and Garden places,, they may have certain repellants, which are safe for your plants and your family... If nothing else, ask your neighbor to stop feeding them... As "helpful" as they think they are.. in fact it's not a good idea and some municipalities have ordinances against it.... signed,,, someone who has lost most of the plantings I have done in the yard, to hungry deer.. (I won't feed them intentionally, but if they are hungry, then God Bless 'em,,, they are welcome to browse on my property...) if you can't beat 'em, join 'em... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites riggerrob 643 #9 February 10, 2006 Hire wolves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites daniel_owen_uk 0 #10 February 10, 2006 Your answer lies in math Deer + Gun = -Deer + Dinner __________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites josheezammit 0 #11 February 10, 2006 run them over with four wheelers decorated like they are from running man Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #12 February 10, 2006 QuoteYour answer lies in math Deer + Gun = -Deer + Dinner But doesn't that also imply that: 2Deer + Gun = Dinner? You must be really hungry! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #13 February 10, 2006 Pee around your property line. Saves a flush and keeps the deer away.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kid_Icarus 0 #14 February 10, 2006 Hand grenades..... the answer is always hand grenades..... "Brick... where did you get a hand grenade?" ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites travisjones 0 #15 February 10, 2006 Gilly suit + crossbow with night vision scope + explosive broadheads = Dead Deer , another option: Dig a huge pungi pit along their trail and when it fills up cover it with dirt . After covered with dirt you can plant a tree or a new garden in the protein enriched soil. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #16 February 10, 2006 QuoteHire wolves. Actually a dog might actually help... of course then you'd have dog shit to clean up.... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #17 February 10, 2006 QuoteMy next door neighbors have recently been feeding a LARGE pack of deer in the area. I live in West Virginia, so there's no shortage of Bambi's in the area. Unfortunately, deer have been eating my small trees, bushes, and my lawn is littered with deer turds. Every other night, another deer jumps out in front of my car as I approach my house. Short of taking a piss around the perimeter of my neighbor's house, do you have any recommendations on removing the deer from the neighborhood? Thanks. USE A RIFLE!!!.......venison mmmmmmmm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 20 #18 February 10, 2006 I saw the neatest trick on TV the other week. Motion activated water sprinker. If anything triggers it, it will start spraying a stream of water in its direction and makes a lot of noise as it works. They used it for the exact thing you are looking at.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites palstev 2 #19 February 10, 2006 You can also give dried blood a try, you can get it an most garden centers. The downside is that it washes away everytime it rains. You can apply it with a pump atomizer around the edges of your property. Good luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #20 February 10, 2006 Have your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Worked for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Binkus 0 #21 February 10, 2006 Contact your local fish and game department, they should have some sugestions on what works best with the deer in your local area and they will also know of what laws and rights you maybe able to exercise in this situation. In some situations they may even handle the problem themselves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jasonRose 0 #22 February 10, 2006 Flame thrower!!! That should fix your problem.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Trae 1 #23 February 10, 2006 in reply to "How Can I Keep Deer Off My Property?" ................ Not sure what frequency for deer but ultra-sound works on most wildlife/vermin. Kero puts off most animals with sensitive noses. otherwise try tiger/big cat piss if you can get some from a circus or zoo ....it works on most things (except other tigers) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #24 February 10, 2006 QuoteHave your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Worked for me! I'm not sure exactly why, but I often get a kind of vaguely disturbing feeling when I read your posts. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #25 February 10, 2006 QuoteI saw the neatest trick on TV the other week. Motion activated water sprinker. If anything triggers it, it will start spraying a stream of water in its direction and makes a lot of noise as it works. They used it for the exact thing you are looking at. And I know one guy who actually rigged that up at his back door after a recent break-in. Months later someone tried it again and got sprayed, but the kicker is that there was red powder stashed just inside the nozzle so the bastard got sorta spray-painted. When the home owner got home, he found red tinted footprints leading away from the door. 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riggerrob 643 #9 February 10, 2006 Hire wolves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #10 February 10, 2006 Your answer lies in math Deer + Gun = -Deer + Dinner __________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #11 February 10, 2006 run them over with four wheelers decorated like they are from running man Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 February 10, 2006 QuoteYour answer lies in math Deer + Gun = -Deer + Dinner But doesn't that also imply that: 2Deer + Gun = Dinner? You must be really hungry! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #13 February 10, 2006 Pee around your property line. Saves a flush and keeps the deer away.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #14 February 10, 2006 Hand grenades..... the answer is always hand grenades..... "Brick... where did you get a hand grenade?" ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
travisjones 0 #15 February 10, 2006 Gilly suit + crossbow with night vision scope + explosive broadheads = Dead Deer , another option: Dig a huge pungi pit along their trail and when it fills up cover it with dirt . After covered with dirt you can plant a tree or a new garden in the protein enriched soil. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #16 February 10, 2006 QuoteHire wolves. Actually a dog might actually help... of course then you'd have dog shit to clean up.... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #17 February 10, 2006 QuoteMy next door neighbors have recently been feeding a LARGE pack of deer in the area. I live in West Virginia, so there's no shortage of Bambi's in the area. Unfortunately, deer have been eating my small trees, bushes, and my lawn is littered with deer turds. Every other night, another deer jumps out in front of my car as I approach my house. Short of taking a piss around the perimeter of my neighbor's house, do you have any recommendations on removing the deer from the neighborhood? Thanks. USE A RIFLE!!!.......venison mmmmmmmm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 20 #18 February 10, 2006 I saw the neatest trick on TV the other week. Motion activated water sprinker. If anything triggers it, it will start spraying a stream of water in its direction and makes a lot of noise as it works. They used it for the exact thing you are looking at.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites palstev 2 #19 February 10, 2006 You can also give dried blood a try, you can get it an most garden centers. The downside is that it washes away everytime it rains. You can apply it with a pump atomizer around the edges of your property. Good luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #20 February 10, 2006 Have your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Worked for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Binkus 0 #21 February 10, 2006 Contact your local fish and game department, they should have some sugestions on what works best with the deer in your local area and they will also know of what laws and rights you maybe able to exercise in this situation. In some situations they may even handle the problem themselves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jasonRose 0 #22 February 10, 2006 Flame thrower!!! That should fix your problem.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Trae 1 #23 February 10, 2006 in reply to "How Can I Keep Deer Off My Property?" ................ Not sure what frequency for deer but ultra-sound works on most wildlife/vermin. Kero puts off most animals with sensitive noses. otherwise try tiger/big cat piss if you can get some from a circus or zoo ....it works on most things (except other tigers) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #24 February 10, 2006 QuoteHave your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Worked for me! I'm not sure exactly why, but I often get a kind of vaguely disturbing feeling when I read your posts. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #25 February 10, 2006 QuoteI saw the neatest trick on TV the other week. Motion activated water sprinker. If anything triggers it, it will start spraying a stream of water in its direction and makes a lot of noise as it works. They used it for the exact thing you are looking at. And I know one guy who actually rigged that up at his back door after a recent break-in. Months later someone tried it again and got sprayed, but the kicker is that there was red powder stashed just inside the nozzle so the bastard got sorta spray-painted. When the home owner got home, he found red tinted footprints leading away from the door. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
PhreeZone 20 #18 February 10, 2006 I saw the neatest trick on TV the other week. Motion activated water sprinker. If anything triggers it, it will start spraying a stream of water in its direction and makes a lot of noise as it works. They used it for the exact thing you are looking at.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
palstev 2 #19 February 10, 2006 You can also give dried blood a try, you can get it an most garden centers. The downside is that it washes away everytime it rains. You can apply it with a pump atomizer around the edges of your property. Good luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #20 February 10, 2006 Have your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Worked for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Binkus 0 #21 February 10, 2006 Contact your local fish and game department, they should have some sugestions on what works best with the deer in your local area and they will also know of what laws and rights you maybe able to exercise in this situation. In some situations they may even handle the problem themselves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #22 February 10, 2006 Flame thrower!!! That should fix your problem.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trae 1 #23 February 10, 2006 in reply to "How Can I Keep Deer Off My Property?" ................ Not sure what frequency for deer but ultra-sound works on most wildlife/vermin. Kero puts off most animals with sensitive noses. otherwise try tiger/big cat piss if you can get some from a circus or zoo ....it works on most things (except other tigers) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #24 February 10, 2006 QuoteHave your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Worked for me! I'm not sure exactly why, but I often get a kind of vaguely disturbing feeling when I read your posts. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 February 10, 2006 QuoteI saw the neatest trick on TV the other week. Motion activated water sprinker. If anything triggers it, it will start spraying a stream of water in its direction and makes a lot of noise as it works. They used it for the exact thing you are looking at. And I know one guy who actually rigged that up at his back door after a recent break-in. Months later someone tried it again and got sprayed, but the kicker is that there was red powder stashed just inside the nozzle so the bastard got sorta spray-painted. When the home owner got home, he found red tinted footprints leading away from the door. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
